Le Cafe Sportif

[Smooth Operator 10]

Found comfort in the Sports Cafe after getting all the way into town to have the Charlton match called off at such a late stage.

 

We wondered aimlessly to the basement and much to my surprise I was greeted with a cracking set of norks belonging to Amy who had obviously visited the plastic surgery. She must have paid a pretty penny cos they were incredibly realistic.

 

Anyway she bumped and grinded her way through the 50 Cent track "Candy Shop", and I along with 70 or so fellow would be match-goers were hypnotised by her moves, curves and willingness to please the average punter, especially when you have to pay a tenner a dance to get the same action up at For Your Eyes Only.

 

I would have been there for the Boro game yesterday had it not been for wor lass wanting to drag me round the sales.

[Happy Face 29]

Mick the DJ is great for a pre-match laugh, the dancers vary in quality from those dancing for their kids food stamps to Daily Sport model quality.

 

I hate the place though because the staff are utter, utter shite. 2 on each bar, they watch every 4 pint jug fill rather than serving other people bottles as they go. I've not been back since I waited 40 minutes to buy 5 bottles of Brown Ale and then got £2.50 back from a twenty

 

They should wear masks.

[snakehips 0]

Found comfort in the Sports Cafe after getting all the way into town to have the Charlton match called off at such a late stage.

 

We wondered aimlessly to the basement and much to my surprise I was greeted with a cracking set of norks belonging to Amy who had obviously visited the plastic surgery. She must have paid a pretty penny cos they were incredibly realistic.

 

Anyway she bumped and grinded her way through the 50 Cent track "Candy Shop", and I along with 70 or so fellow would be match-goers were hypnotised by her moves, curves and willingness to please the average punter, especially when you have to pay a tenner a dance to get the same action up at For Your Eyes Only.

 

I would have been there for the Boro game yesterday had it not been for wor lass wanting to drag me round the sales.

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I have always found that a good pair of breasts help to take the pain of a postponed football match away

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and for any other reason, really God was having a good day when he invented them

Edited January 3, 2006 by snakehips

[Happy Face 29]

I would have been there for the Boro game yesterday had it not been for wor lass wanting to drag me round the sales.

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Wasn't there a smiley request thread? I need one for under the thumb.

[Smooth Operator 10]

I'm always having to move out the way of some immigrant glass collector when I'm there like and the beer I shite, was amused yesterday though when I went for a piss and the bog monkey was dancing full on in the mirror to some shite dance song. He had no shame, then again he's being paid to stand in a bog all night and wipe up piss off the floor! As I said to my mate, "They'll be employing someone to suck the piss out next like!"

[Jusoda Kid 1]

"bog monkey"

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