OTF 8576 Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 On 07/03/2016 at 09:53, The Fish said: what's your podcast about? Books. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11379 Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 My life: http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/geordie-with-posh-voice-baffles-workmates-20160428108414 Quote A MAN from Tyneside who sounds like Tom Hiddlestone has left his new London workmates baffled and frustrated. Stephan Malley, 27 from Gosforth arrived for his first day in the City and immediately sowed confusion by greeting his colleagues with the words ‘Good morning, absolutely lovely to meet you all’. Co-worker Janet Fisher said: “We were waiting for him to bellow, ‘Alreet, me bonny marrers,’ or something similar so that we could all laugh and pretend we had no idea what he was saying. It was very disappointing.” Colleague Tom Logan added: “I was hoping to ‘gan doon the booza’ with him and have a ‘good bit of craic about getting mortal and smashing a lass’s pasty’. But he just started going on about some opening he’d been to at Tate Modern and completely refused to get involved in any banter featuring the word ‘baps’. “It is almost like he is middle class. But that is clearly impossible.” Malley said: “I have had a marvellous first day. Everyone is super nice, though I must confess, sometimes I find their estuary accents utterly incomprehensible. “It is true they are not the sort of people I am used to, but I feel their big-hearted warmth and open friendliness more than compensates for their raucous and unabashed vulgarity.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie 0 Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 Very good I sound exactly like Brendan Foster unfortunately, both voice and accent wise. Obviously wish I didn't - I can't stand listening to recordings of my voice, but it seems most people feel that way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11379 Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 On 28/04/2016 at 14:58, Dickie said: Very good I sound exactly like Brendan Foster unfortunately, both voice and accent wise. Obviously wish I didn't - I can't stand listening to recordings of my voice, but it seems most people feel that way This we gotta hear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24266 Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 Just listen to Brendan Foster, he's on telly loads, or YouTube him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11379 Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 On 29/04/2016 at 07:28, Renton said: Just listen to Brendan Foster, he's on telly loads, or YouTube him. Cheers, why the fuck didn't I think of that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie 0 Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 On 29/04/2016 at 07:15, The Fish said: This we gotta hear. no chance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 How would you define 100% geordie? Bloodwise I am, but the way I speak is like Oz with a brain. So maybe my accent is only 97% classic Newcastle upon Tyne geordie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11379 Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 When I think of a Geordie accent it's Tim Healy or, depressingly, Cheryl Cole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24266 Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 On 29/04/2016 at 10:56, The Fish said: When I think of a Geordie accent it's Tim Healy or, depressingly, Cheryl Cole Fuck off, Cheryl Cole's is completely put on and like the woman herself is minging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14931 Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 On 29/04/2016 at 11:09, Renton said: Fuck off, Cheryl Cole's is completely put on and like the woman herself is minging. EEEE, A DONT KNOW WHAT YE MEEN BY THAT, CHICK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11379 Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 On 29/04/2016 at 11:09, Renton said: Fuck off, Cheryl Cole's is completely put on and like the woman herself is minging. Simmer down Renty baby, I said that's who springs to mind when I think of Geordie accent. It wouldn't have made much sense to say Vicky Groves, now would it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51737 Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 Renton sounds a bit like Rik Mayall if he wasn't dead and lived in Gosforth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24266 Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 On 29/04/2016 at 11:47, Gemmill said: Renton sounds a bit like Rik Mayall if he wasn't dead and lived in Gosforth. Struggling to make sense of this sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51737 Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 On 29/04/2016 at 11:56, Renton said: Struggling to make sense of this sentence, Vivian. See? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24266 Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 Vyvyan actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16656 Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24266 Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 PRenton. I like it. I admit I do have some Rickesque qualities unfortunately.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16656 Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 If you listen to CT, we all do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24063 Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 On 23/05/2012 at 15:36, The Fish said: The food is decent there, Bloody Marys are top notch too. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FeIIcmn78S ah, the link has expired. shame. we never did get to hear your bravado dave voice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51737 Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 Defo Jimbo that sounded Aussie. The Fish sounds like John Inman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11379 Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 On 28/11/2016 at 11:29, Gemmill said: Defo Jimbo that sounded Aussie. The Fish sounds like John Inman. You spelled John Wayne wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51737 Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 Sounds like John Inman. Hung like John Wayne Bobbit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11379 Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 On 28/11/2016 at 11:45, Gemmill said: Sounds like John Inman. Hung like John Wayne Bobbit. Says he of the Chinese mouse proportions? I seem to remember you sounding just like Bobcat Goldthwaite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24063 Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 On 24/05/2012 at 10:37, Monkeys Fist said: The many faces of Bravado Dave this thread is well worth a re-read. shame KSA's impressions have expired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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