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Eyebrows, they just grow and grow and look shit. If you don't clip them you end up looking like Tony Benn, or Leon Briton.

 

Stop sweat from pouring into your eyes, useful when chasing prey/playing footy.

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Stop sweat from pouring into your eyes, useful when chasing prey/playing footy.

 

That's what headbands are for. As long as you don't mind looking like a knob.

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Male nipples are a good shout, put an end to chafing.

 

Being unisex earlobes are one.

 

I clearly have nothing original to add.

 

Toenails?

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Armpit hair.

 

It's one of the warmest parts of the body anyway, so why the need?

 

Even worse than that is hair in the butt crack. If I had the money I'd consider getting mine lasered off.

 

Also what the hell is a treasure line for?

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Tonsils - mine gave me nothing but problems for 10 years... even when I didn't have throat infections I constantly had colds, flu. viruses... finally had them removed and hardly ever get sick with anything these days.

 

I think I have a similar problem. Every 3 years or so I get what starts out as a sore throat that gets worse and worse and eventually ends up me not being able to leave my bed for a week, I end up losing like a stone in weight aswell.

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The coccyx/ arse bone.

It's only purpose is to hurt like fuck when you break it.

 

Isn't that what's left of our tail when were monkeys?

 

I wouldn't mind if we'd kept a tail. Would have been useful for letting people know when you're happy, sad or up for a fight. Not to mention an aid to swinging from trees.

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I think I have a similar problem. Every 3 years or so I get what starts out as a sore throat that gets worse and worse and eventually ends up me not being able to leave my bed for a week, I end up losing like a stone in weight aswell.

 

Not good! Sadly they'll only take your tonsils out if you have tonsilitis 13 times or more a year.

 

Still doesn't sound like you're having much fun with them... I take it you've been to the docs when it happens? What did they say?

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5 times. My bairn gets it and for the last 2 years has had it 4 times per year. We have an appt with the ENT specialist in a week or so as they are always huge. Had mine out when I was 11 or so.

 

Actually, if I was a doctor I would say it had to be done so if you havent Cath, get them out :woot:

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5 times. My bairn gets it and for the last 2 years has had it 4 times per year. We have an appt with the ENT specialist in a week or so as they are always huge. Had mine out when I was 11 or so.

 

Actually, if I was a doctor I would say it had to be done so if you havent Cath, get them out :woot:

 

I had a few appointments with ENT due to my problems and got told that becuase I wasn't getting it 13 or more times a year they wouldn't take them out... had this battle with them for years due to the overall health problems I was having. Eventually I moved house and changed doctors, asked to be referred again and then when the ENT doctor asked how many times a year I got it I said 13. Had them out about 6 months later.

 

My advice would be to just say 13 times to the ENT doc mate, that way it makes sure they take his out.

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It's clearly not useless but evolution/god really needs to do something about the uterus, utterly spiteful twat of an organ that makes countless womens' lives a misery.

 

And what the fuck is it with childbirth, what should be a normal, safe and pleasing way of giving life is an agonising and physically and mentally draining ordeal that despite the advances of modern medicine can still be a lethal game of Russian Roulette thanks to the tendency of the womb to bleed like a stuck pig.

 

Had a woman on ICU last week, first baby, low risk, normal delivery, everything going fine than bang, massive, uncontrollable life threatening haemorrhage and next thing she knows she's had an emergency hysterectomy.

 

What a cunt.

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