BestBaNone 0 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 I've had bovril on toast, it's canny. Probably wouldn't have it in Norway though. My pals all reckon bovril on toast is weird like. "Urrrghh isn't it supposed to be a hot drink" is what I usually get. Even after my strong recommendation none of them have actually tried it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 "You're not gonna shit in the butter again are you"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 I've never had bovril, is it like drinking gravy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 "You can put a shitter bit a butter on your toast" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Wasn't it the Danes who ran out of butter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44995 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Bovril on toast is a recognised thing isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Bovril on toast is a recognised thing isn't it? Thought it was marmite. Mrs P still doesn't understand the marmite thing..................... ........................ ......................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHonourableMember 0 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Brown Sauce has tomatoes in it. At LBT's, tomato sauce has brown in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Where did this fascination with shitting on food come from?! Even when you're having a laugh with a group of mates, who says out loud "I know! Let's shit in that butter!" It sounds significantly more sensible when you are either drunk or hung-over - no excuse for that baguette in the parking lot though. I only think its been on 3 occations though, the last one occuring in Sunny beach Bulgaria 3-4 years ago. " a mate" reversed out a floater in the water on the public beach, quite disgusting for everyone else in the vincinity - but everyone still laughed (nervously, its not excactly a bird puller is it) until he picked it up with his hand and smashed it in the nearest mates face. he got his face smashed in by said mate quite promptly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Some strap lines for Norwegian butter. "I can believe its not butter" "utterly shittery" "Country shite" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 I've never had bovril, is it like drinking gravy? Pretty much. Don't be impulse buying now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHonourableMember 0 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 It sounds significantly more sensible when you are either drunk or hung-over - no excuse for that baguette in the parking lot though. I only think its been on 3 occations though, the last one occuring in Sunny beach Bulgaria 3-4 years ago. " a mate" reversed out a floater in the water on the public beach, quite disgusting for everyone else in the vincinity - but everyone still laughed (nervously, its not excactly a bird puller is it) until he picked it up with his hand and smashed it in the nearest mates face. he got his face smashed in by said mate quite promptly. Sniffing poppers and having anal sex will do that to your sphincter control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Anal sex looks lush tbh, Just need to convince someone to allow my 7 incher entrance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHonourableMember 0 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Anal sex looks lush tbh, Just need to convince someone to allow my 7 incher entrance. Incidentally, after looking at your pics on here - do you have a fucking massive head or just a really small face? Or both? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Massive head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BestBaNone 0 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 alex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Sniffing poppers and having anal sex will do that to your sphincter control. The voice of experience there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angrysteve 0 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 It sounds significantly more sensible when you are either drunk or hung-over - no excuse for that baguette in the parking lot though. I only think its been on 3 occations though, the last one occuring in Sunny beach Bulgaria 3-4 years ago. " a mate" reversed out a floater in the water on the public beach, quite disgusting for everyone else in the vincinity - but everyone still laughed (nervously, its not excactly a bird puller is it) until he picked it up with his hand and smashed it in the nearest mates face. he got his face smashed in by said mate quite promptly. I think we have all come to the conclusion that you're a reet grotty fucker like pal. Remind me never to dine or go on any excursions with you or your 'mates'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHonourableMember 0 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 The voice of experience there. Indeed. Some night, wasn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHonourableMember 0 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Massive head I meant what you have, not what you give btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Indeed. Some night, wasn't it? At least we managed to avoid soiling the breakfast butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHonourableMember 0 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 At least we managed to avoid soiling the breakfast butter. That's what you think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 I think we have all come to the conclusion that you're a reet grotty fucker like pal. Remind me never to dine or go on any excursions with you or your 'mates'. Yeah I wasnt gonna invite you for any shit baguettes anyway meight. Your loss tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 I think we have all come to the conclusion that you're a reet grotty fucker like pal. Remind me never to dine or go on any excursions with you or your 'mates'. Harsh words on someones birthday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44995 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 I hope someone shits on your birthday cake. Happy birthday btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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