Lake Bells tits 1 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 (edited) Anyone who stores ketchup in the fridge needs to have a word. Severely impairs the flavour. I always keep bread in the freezer for as and when I need it. This means I never have to throw out perfectly good stuff. It's interesting that homemade bread has less tendency to grow mould than shop-bought. Probably all the shite they put into making it! So long as something passes the sniff test, it's fine. I'll even cut around a bit of rotten veg as more often than not the rest of it is perfectly fine. Last year we went on a camping trip and cut a hole underneath a box of butter and and shat in it, and glued the bottom back on. When our mate starting helping himself to the butter next morning, the more he dug into it the more brown it got - gradually. We intervened in time for him not to eat anything, but he still insisted we could eat the part that was not directly in contact with the faeces. Hes not picky like Edited May 2, 2012 by Lake Bells tits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21823 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 i go by look and smell too, rather than use by date. eggs being the exception. though i've always got a bag of unidentifiable green stuff lurking somewhere at the back of my fridge that i won't eat. i've got no problem with trimming of bits of cheese that have gone mouldy and eating the good stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 i go by look and smell too, rather than use by date. eggs being the exception. though i've always got a bag of unidentifiable green stuff lurking somewhere at the back of my fridge that i won't eat. i've got no problem with trimming of bits of cheese that have gone mouldy and eating the good stuff. There is usually a bit of vegetable fluids in my veggie drawer too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44425 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Last year we went on a camping trip and cut a hole underneath a box of butter and and shat in it, and glued the bottom back on. When our mate starting helping himself to the butter next morning, the more he dug into it the more brown it got - gradually. We intervened in time for him not to eat anything, but he still insisted we could eat the part that was not directly in contact with the faeces. Hes not picky like You've got problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Last year we went on a camping trip and cut a hole underneath a box of butter and and shat in it, and glued the bottom back on. When our mate starting helping himself to the butter next morning, the more he dug into it the more brown it got - gradually. We intervened in time for him not to eat anything, but he still insisted we could eat the part that was not directly in contact with the faeces. Hes not picky like Why would you do that?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 But a bitch aint one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Why would you do that?! It was quite funny. I GUESS YOU HAD TO BE THERE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21823 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Last year we went on a camping trip and cut a hole underneath a box of butter and and shat in it, and glued the bottom back on. When our mate starting helping himself to the butter next morning, the more he dug into it the more brown it got - gradually. We intervened in time for him not to eat anything, but he still insisted we could eat the part that was not directly in contact with the faeces. Hes not picky like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6534 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Should ketchup be refrigerated by the way? I never have but occasionally I see it in friends houses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 No wonder Norweigans go mad with their guns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Doesn't Tomato Sauce have vinegar in, which is a preservative? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44425 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 My ketchup is in the fridge. Never used to be but she puts it there. I'm fine with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Doesn't Tomato Sauce have vinegar in, which is a preservative? This. No need to refrigerate the stuff, which gives it a really weird wet taste. Room temp and it's divine. Why would you put something cold on hot food? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 My ketchup is in the fridge. Never used to be but she puts it there. I'm fine with it. Same here. Pick your battles mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BestBaNone 0 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 I don't own any ketchup. If I want tomato-tasting food I'll eat a tomato. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15412 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 But a bitch aint one. "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one. A fetish for shitting in the butter tray, on the other hand..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15412 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Ketchup in the cupboard and mayo in the fridge here. I don't think there's any great thought process behind either though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 I didnt shit in it! I was just there, and it was funny. "Cant we just eat around it?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Only home made dips need to be in the frig. I make a garlic, onion and tomato relish with loads of chilli for the chips like. Ketchup is a bit boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 I didnt shit in it! I was just there, and it was funny. "Cant we just eat around it?" Backtrack begins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4702 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 From Heinz FAQ Q: Do I need to refrigerate Ketchup? A: Because of its natural acidity, Heinz® Ketchup is shelf-stable. However, its stability after opening can be affected by storage conditions. We recommend that this product, like any processed food, be refrigerated after opening. Refrigeration will maintain the best product quality after opening. Q: What is the shelf life of an unopened bottle of Ketchup? A: Fifteen months from production. Look for the “best by†on the cap or back of bottle. Personally a cupboard man and it stays there til it's empty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15412 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Last year we went on a camping trip and cut a hole underneath a box of butter and and shat in it, and glued the bottom back on. I didnt shit in it! I was just there, and it was funny. Couple more posts and it'll be "I once saw this thing on YouTube about some guys who...". Blatant butter-shitter tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30296 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 How big was the box of butter that you could shit into it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Never live this down like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44425 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 I don't own any ketchup. If I want tomato-tasting food I'll eat a tomato. Ever tried dipping a chip into a tomato? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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