The Fish 10500 Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Help, need something to buy her that I can get delivered tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Send flowers. Interflora will probably deliver today if it's her birthday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41440 Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Vouchers ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Vouchers ? Asda ones! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10500 Posted May 1, 2012 Author Share Posted May 1, 2012 Send flowers. Interflora will probably deliver today if it's her birthday. Yeah thought about that, but I got her flowers for their anniversary last month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15188 Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 They'll add in chocolates, hampers, grovelling cards and the like too. That's what I did when exactly the same thing happened to me two months ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Buy her a Kindle with Amazons next day delivery. Or anything from Amazon tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4488 Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 A singing telegram (or whatever they're called),. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41440 Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Thorntons do next day delivery http://m.thorntons.co.uk/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 A strippergram. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10500 Posted May 1, 2012 Author Share Posted May 1, 2012 Buy her a Kindle with Amazons next day delivery. Or anything from Amazon tbh. I got her a kindle for Xmas. Apparently she hasn't used it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43008 Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Get her some kindle vouchers then. Force the issue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10500 Posted May 1, 2012 Author Share Posted May 1, 2012 Get her some kindle vouchers then. Force the issue. Throwing good money after bad that man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43008 Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 So you've accepted defeat then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10500 Posted May 1, 2012 Author Share Posted May 1, 2012 Sorted. Given my dad some cash to increase the budget for the camera he's buying her today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Domino's. Get them to write Happy Birthday on the box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43008 Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Domino's. Get them to write Happy Birthday on the box. A lad at work was stood behind a couple of little scummers at Millie's Cookies. One of the kids goes "Heeya, if wuh get one of these, will you be able to write a message on it for wuh?" The lass confirmed that she would and asked what message they wanted. "Happy birthday gay boy". Much funnier when you can hear the voice of a little Geordie scummer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Dont forget the card! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10500 Posted May 1, 2012 Author Share Posted May 1, 2012 Dont forget the card! That's literally just been sorted. I'm just glad the competition is piss poor, otherwise my claim to the "Favourite" tag may have been in jeopardy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADP 0 Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 A lad at work was stood behind a couple of little scummers at Millie's Cookies. One of the kids goes "Heeya, if wuh get one of these, will you be able to write a message on it for wuh?" The lass confirmed that she would and asked what message they wanted. "Happy birthday gay boy". Much funnier when you can hear the voice of a little Geordie scummer. that's class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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