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Absolutely ripping the piss out of Luque, calling him Albert Trotter.  Fuck off for a pie and a pint you fat cunt.

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To be fair he was only reading out a text from a listener.

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To be fair he was only reading out a text from a listener.

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No he wasn't, he was going on about the merits of swapping Ameobi and Luque's positions for a couple of minutes, or have I just been whooshed by Celebrity Fat Club?

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To be fair he was only reading out a text from a listener.

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No he wasn't, he was going on about the merits of swapping Ameobi and Luque's positions for a couple of minutes, or have I just been whooshed by Celebrity Fat Club?

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He was questioning Souness playing Ameobi as a winger when we had Luque on the pitch who is a natural left footer.

 

The Albert Trotter comment was from a caller, not Sumo.

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He was questioning Souness playing Ameobi as a winger when we had Luque on the pitch who is a natural left footer.

 

The Albert Trotter comment was from a caller, not Sumo.

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Well then I apologise to the fat fucker. I disagreed with him about swapping them but I had just thought that comment was totally uncalled for and unprofessional.

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To be fair he was only reading out a text from a listener.

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No he wasn't, he was going on about the merits of swapping Ameobi and Luque's positions for a couple of minutes, or have I just been whooshed by Celebrity Fat Club?

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He was questioning Souness playing Ameobi as a winger when we had Luque on the pitch who is a natural left footer.

 

The Albert Trotter comment was from a caller, not Sumo.

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That's something Alvin Martin mentioned during the summarising of the first half. He said he couldn't understand Souness's decision behind it and said that the fans would be up in arms if it went tits up...

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love to hear Slavens tears tbh

 

anyone got it?

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Sadly no... I was too busy pissing myself laughing ;)

 

It was all the more sweeter as it happened less than 30 seconds after his "can't wait for the boos" comment...

 

What a twat that bloke really is!

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That's something Alvin Martin mentioned during the summarising of the first half. He said he couldn't understand Souness's decision behind it and said that the fans would be up in arms if it went tits up...

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Brian Marwood also never failed to have a pop at Luque for being a lazy bottler, the only time he didn't complain about him taking too long to get back onside was when Shearer was also offside, strangely never mentioned it when someone else was offside. By the time I heard Mick Quinn I was a little wound up.

 

Luque upfront was the right decision, I think he'll be able to handle the wing when he's used to the English game but he can get used to it much more easily up front. I'm having trouble understanding why Ameobi's on a football pitch at all but I can't see how he'd be any better up front. Apparently that would be playing to his strengths, that comment baffled me.

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How piss poor were Boro? They were twatful imo, probably the worst team at SJP this season. I'm more annoyed that even with a depleted side we should be putting shite like that to the sword. McLaren for England? God help us all.

 

As for us, I thought we were alright first half considering the team we had out. Shearer was better (1st half anyway) although I thought Southgate looked a shade of his former self. We were comfortable until we gave away that stupid goal, then random panic set in and we let them play football for 15 minutes, although luckily for us they were piss poor at it. Thank Christ we never bought Viduka, I remember when he used to be half decent.

 

Anyway, in conclusion, we're shite, but thankfully Boro are shitter.

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We should stop playing Ameobi full stop. I mean, why was young Charlie N'Zogbia not even starting yesterday? Showed he's ten times better when he came on in the second half, and wasn't afraid to run at the Boro defence when the likes of Amdy Faye were shying away.

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That's something Alvin Martin mentioned during the summarising of the first half. He said he couldn't understand Souness's decision behind it and said that the fans would be up in arms if it went tits up...

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Brian Marwood also never failed to have a pop at Luque for being a lazy bottler, the only time he didn't complain about him taking too long to get back onside was when Shearer was also offside, strangely never mentioned it when someone else was offside. By the time I heard Mick Quinn I was a little wound up.

 

Luque upfront was the right decision, I think he'll be able to handle the wing when he's used to the English game but he can get used to it much more easily up front. I'm having trouble understanding why Ameobi's on a football pitch at all but I can't see how he'd be any better up front. Apparently that would be playing to his strengths, that comment baffled me.

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That Mackem fuckwit is as bad as Slaven tbh. Always has a pop at NUFC whenever he can.

 

It's about time there was some impartiality when summarising games IMO. I know everyone has their favourites, but some of them are more inciting than than the people in the crowd...

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That's something Alvin Martin mentioned during the summarising of the first half. He said he couldn't understand Souness's decision behind it and said that the fans would be up in arms if it went tits up...

73010[/snapback]

 

Brian Marwood also never failed to have a pop at Luque for being a lazy bottler, the only time he didn't complain about him taking too long to get back onside was when Shearer was also offside, strangely never mentioned it when someone else was offside. By the time I heard Mick Quinn I was a little wound up.

 

Luque upfront was the right decision, I think he'll be able to handle the wing when he's used to the English game but he can get used to it much more easily up front. I'm having trouble understanding why Ameobi's on a football pitch at all but I can't see how he'd be any better up front. Apparently that would be playing to his strengths, that comment baffled me.

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That Mackem fuckwit is as bad as Slaven tbh. Always has a pop at NUFC whenever he can.

 

It's about time there was some impartiality when summarising games IMO. I know everyone has their favourites, but some of them are more inciting than than the people in the crowd...

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He was practically achieving orgasm when he was ripping into Bramble and Boumsong.

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It's about time there was some impartiality when summarising games IMO. I know everyone has their favourites, but some of them are more inciting than than the people in the crowd...

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I totally agree, but it will only happen if people vote with their wallets, so not going to happen.

 

I'd be quite happy if commentators were to just shut up when they have nothing to sat instead of trying to think of something interesting and witty to say, I'm not holding my breath for that either.

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