LeazesMag 0 Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 another very good piece from brooker. i'm a big fan of his work. i strongly agree that anyone who strongly objects to homosexuality in this day in age is almost certainly using their public display of digust as a defence mechanism in an attempt to supress their true feelings. leazesmag is a closet bender basically. Dr Gloom is a miserable transvestite who has moaned on for years that Mike Ashley isn't ambitious enough for him. Except now that Mike Ashley has won 5 games on the bounce, he's pretending he is sucking Mike Ashleys cock. Until Mike Ashley stops winning games, then he will start moaning again and pretend he's always moaned about him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6865 Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Did everyone who went to uni live with a funny gay bloke? It sounds like one big episode of Friends Yes everyone lives with a funny gay bloke. Didn't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted April 20, 2012 Author Share Posted April 20, 2012 Which one was the Bum Fiend in Friends like? Gunther wannit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6865 Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Did everyone who went to uni live with a funny gay bloke? It sounds like one big episode of Friends Yes everyone lives with a funny gay bloke. Didn't you? I was the funny gay bloke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Did everyone who went to uni live with a funny gay bloke? It sounds like one big episode of Friends the best of friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3723 Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 KCG - are you adopted Scottish now then ??????? And what do you think will happen if they get full independence ? Not Really I am proud to be English (well from the north east cockneys can fuck right off :-)) but I love living in Scotland. I think if Independence comes now (big if) nothing much will change to be honest. Except Scotland which is a nation in it's own right will have full democracy and self determinationism. At the last national election Scotland returned 1 Tory MP. And yet it is governed by the Tories. That can't be right. I suppose not. Do you think they will financially survive ? Yes. Decent manufacturing, oil, Water, wind and wave power, the country won't be rich like China but it has a lot more than Ireland. Depends how it is managed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Did everyone who went to uni live with a funny gay bloke? It sounds like one big episode of Friends Yes everyone lives with a funny gay bloke. Didn't you? I was the funny gay bloke ...you totally spoiled my fun there. Well-spotted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4667 Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Got an image of this kid with his left hand right up in your grill going "if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it." you have no idea how accurate that is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Not Really I am proud to be English (well from the north east cockneys can fuck right off :-)) but I love living in Scotland. I think if Independence comes now (big if) nothing much will change to be honest. Except Scotland which is a nation in it's own right will have full democracy and self determinationism. At the last national election Scotland returned 1 Tory MP. And yet it is governed by the Tories. That can't be right. I suppose not. Do you think they will financially survive ? Yes. Decent manufacturing, oil, Water, wind and wave power, the country won't be rich like China but it has a lot more than Ireland. Depends how it is managed. and how much in grants etc do they get from the English Parliament per head of population ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41440 Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Which one was the Bum Fiend in Friends like? Gunther wannit? Must've been Bi- didn't he lust after Brad Pitts bird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15188 Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Which one was the Bum Fiend in Friends like? Gunther wannit? Must've been Bi- didn't he lust after Brad Pitts bird. Much as Brad Pitt is the safe "If you were, who would you?" answer, Jennifer Aniston is the safe "I am, but I don't want to say I am" answer. (That made sense in my head) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3723 Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 FAO Leazes. Nothing. Scotland provides 9.6% of UK government revenues and receives 9.3% back in the Barnett formula payments Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 FAO Leazes. Nothing. Scotland provides 9.6% of UK government revenues and receives 9.3% back in the Barnett formula payments is that so ? Does that mean all the jocks have to go home (joking). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41440 Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Much as Brad Pitt is the safe "If you were, who would you?" answer, Jennifer Aniston is the safe "I am, but I don't want to say I am" answer. (That made sense in my head) If I had too, I'd choose CT - wouldn't feel a thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyff 0 Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Aye but I've heard the words "I hate gay people". Why would you hate someone because of their sexual orientation. I've been approached by a few gays in the past as well didn't bother me in the slightest (one night I even got a couple of free lines off this kid in Rockshots), in fact I tell you what right some of the best nights out I've had in town have been in bars and clubs which are 50/50 heterosexual/gay. I've nowt against them, but I don't think it should be flaunted so openly. Each to their own, but I don't really want to know and I don't want some fucker approaching me and making it obvious, which has happened as it has with you. Fucking hell, man So you can be gay, but you've got to be straight acting and make sure that you aren't making it too obvious that you are gay? If you don't get on with people who are overly camp then fair enough, but that is their choice of how they choose to show their sexuality. Do you have an issue with 'lads' lusting over girls that walk by? It is just two ends of the spectrum - you get some who want to show off their 'straightness' by being super macho and heterosexual and some who want to show off their feminine side and as such come across super camp. People should be able to express their sexuality as they like. Not saying that I don't always find 'super camp' annoying, but I would find it more annoying if they felt the need to try and tone it down because others are prejudice against them because of their 'in your face' sexuality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3723 Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 FAO Leazes. Nothing. Scotland provides 9.6% of UK government revenues and receives 9.3% back in the Barnett formula payments is that so ? Does that mean all the jocks have to go home (joking). No we are going to bus all our drug addicts to London the day before independence is declared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Aye but I've heard the words "I hate gay people". Why would you hate someone because of their sexual orientation. I've been approached by a few gays in the past as well didn't bother me in the slightest (one night I even got a couple of free lines off this kid in Rockshots), in fact I tell you what right some of the best nights out I've had in town have been in bars and clubs which are 50/50 heterosexual/gay. I've nowt against them, but I don't think it should be flaunted so openly. Each to their own, but I don't really want to know and I don't want some fucker approaching me and making it obvious, which has happened as it has with you. Fucking hell, man So you can be gay, but you've got to be straight acting and make sure that you aren't making it too obvious that you are gay? If you don't get on with people who are overly camp then fair enough, but that is their choice of how they choose to show their sexuality. Do you have an issue with 'lads' lusting over girls that walk by? It is just two ends of the spectrum - you get some who want to show off their 'straightness' by being super macho and heterosexual and some who want to show off their feminine side and as such come across super camp. People should be able to express their sexuality as they like. Not saying that I don't always find 'super camp' annoying, but I would find it more annoying if they felt the need to try and tone it down because others are prejudice against them because of their 'in your face' sexuality. so you think it should be flaunted openly ? Fair enough, your choice. I don't consider it "prejudiced" though. You need discipline in life, nobody can go around doing whatever they like. What do you think of my comment about schoolkids , how old does it become "alright" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29603 Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Aye but I've heard the words "I hate gay people". Why would you hate someone because of their sexual orientation. I've been approached by a few gays in the past as well didn't bother me in the slightest (one night I even got a couple of free lines off this kid in Rockshots), in fact I tell you what right some of the best nights out I've had in town have been in bars and clubs which are 50/50 heterosexual/gay. I've nowt against them, but I don't think it should be flaunted so openly. Each to their own, but I don't really want to know and I don't want some fucker approaching me and making it obvious, which has happened as it has with you. Honestly, how many times have you had a gay fella crack on to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43007 Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 You have to wonder what signals the gay bloke is picking up for something like that to happen. It takes two to tango. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 (edited) You have to wonder what signals the gay bloke is picking up for something like that to happen. It takes two to tango. thought you had me on ignore How many more times ......... Edited April 20, 2012 by LeazesMag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3723 Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Can you stand like a mincer?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 You have to wonder what signals the gay bloke is picking up for something like that to happen. It takes two to tango. I don't know about signals, some bloke tried to french me in a gay bar once after asking what my name was. Turned the chap down of course, primarily because of wor julie but also there'd be no parking the beef bus in brown town that easily if I were a single gay fella - I'm the romantic gesture type. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Has anyone had their prostate tickled? (by someone else, i mean). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43007 Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Has anyone had their prostate tickled? (by someone else, i mean). Only by a doctor (female). I don't think her heart was in it though tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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