McFaul 35 Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 When a new song comes out, it's like I suffer from some sort of dyslexia, and totally get the lyrics wrong till I read what they are or someone points it out. When I speak to other people they can think of an example when they've done the same. I remember when I was at school if someone offended me I had a really sharp tongue. This kid thought he was a hard cunt, mouthy lad, and he came and watched the A Team which I played for this one time. I missed a penalty in the last minute which would've seen us win 4-3. When we were at the bus stop afterwards he started saying I was shite, and anyone could score a penalty so I says here man ye can't even get in the C team ye fat cunt. Then he started abusing my freckles cos I had them then, so I started singing Loveshack by the B52s. The reason I sang it was because his very being, so rumour had it was the result of a one night stand, and he never knew his father. So I started singing Lovechild baaaaabyyyyyyy. I really thought it was Lovechild. Everyone was laughing at me and I felt like such a cunt when it was pointed out they weren't the lyrics. I'd been singing Lovechild for years when it was Loveshack. Another one lately that song by Flo Rida, I've been singing Sometimes it goes beep beep, I can't hear "I get a good feeling". Has anyone else been singing the wrong lyrics to songs for years? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44995 Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 I used to think Elton John was singing about something scientific at the start of Candle in the Wind. "Good Binology". I've never had the opportunity to embarrass myself at a bus stop with it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted April 16, 2012 Author Share Posted April 16, 2012 I used to think Elton John was singing about something scientific at the start of Candle in the Wind. "Good Binology". I've never had the opportunity to embarrass myself at a bus stop with it though. Another one recently pointed out to me recently. Take That from about 1992. "It only takes a minute girl t faal in love t faal in love", for years I thought it was "it only takes a miracle". Suppose it does if you're a doilum like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 I know that they're not the lyrics but instead of "Moves like Jagger" all I hear in my head is "Moobs like Jagger....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10876 Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 one of my Housemates struts about the house singing along to whatever and simply never gets the lyrics right. I've always felt it's a pretty feminine thing mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Every song Ive ever tried to replicate..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10876 Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Every song Ive ever tried to replicate..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 God save our gracious Queef. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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