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You tell someone who suggests you do the 5 mile Blaydon Race to fuck off.

 

Even though you love playing football, you can only play twice a week.

 

You start telling everyone modern music is shite, and reminisce about 80s and 90s music.

 

Miss Woolworths being there when you're in town.

 

Miss the pigeons in town, they were always there tweeting years ago.

 

When you don't laugh at people with flat top haircuts.

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When someone doesn't know who MC Hammer is.

 

Talking to someone about Italia 90 and they have no idea what you're talking about.

 

When mothers usher their scared children away from you, saying "stay away from the scary MAN" ;)

 

You don't know what the current UK number 1. Is and you don't care.

 

The fact that Stuart McCall looks so much ol- oh, never mind.

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