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[Monkeys Fist 42458]

Imagine the shithousery masterclass we’d see from Murphy if we drew the Morlocks in the cup next year. 
 

 

[Renton 21627]

1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Imagine the shithousery masterclass we’d see from Murphy if we drew the Morlocks in the cup next year. 
 

 

 

☝️ Mackem like behaviour klaxxon. 

[Howay 12496]

 Mid table championship side but at a push he’d only take 5 of the side that’s currently 3rd in the Premier League. 

[thebrokendoll 9239]

11 minutes ago, Howay said:

 Mid table championship side but at a push he’d only take 5 of the side that’s currently 3rd in the Premier League. 

 

for fuck's sake....'came with the right attitude'

 

I wouldn't have thought so, I reckon any of our players would need be physically dragged kicking and screaming to go anywhere near that depressing shithole of a town and club.

Edited April 3, 2023 by thebrokendoll

[Howay 12496]

 Aye, it just again shows how little they understand the quality gap - for example when Murphy last played in that league he got 9 goals from the wing, of course to them he’s shite but he’d comfortably be either their best or among their best. 

[Gemmill 44894]

"if it improves the team".

 

 

We're THIRD in the fucking PREMIER LEAGUE, you STUPID CUNT.

[Dr Gloom 21924]

bruno-what's hjs face  

 

like they don't know his name 

 

[Howay 12496]

3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

"if it improves the team".

 

 

We're THIRD in the fucking PREMIER LEAGUE, you STUPID CUNT.

 I like how it’s “tin hat on” time to say a bloke who would be their joint top scorer, with the goals coming in a division higher, might be one he would consider having. 

[Alex 35083]

Might as well include Pele and Maradona in the list as they’ve got about as much chance of signing them

[NJS 4386]

Not knocking Schar but a failure to notice Botman is weapons grade stupidity.

[trophyshy 7083]

There's nay way I would let that Scarlett Johannson nosh me off like, I don't think she'd have the right attitude.  FTM

[Alex 35083]

5 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Would love to see how “piss poor” the Premier League sides would be if Sunderland went up against them tbh

They just played the side top of their division. They had 30% possession against Burnley. Which you might say is just a one off game. But they’re also 30 (vidiprinter: THIRTY) points adrift of them. Having played a game more. Like you say, if the PL is shite, what does that make them? 

[Gemmill 44894]

The attitude is bizarre like. They seem to exist in this alternate reality where they're simultaneously not good enough to get out of the Championship AND good enough to finish mid table in the Premier League. And the complete absence of logic just doesn't even occur to them.

 

It's like watching Interstellar whilst standing next to some Spanish bins.

[thebrokendoll 9239]

15 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

The attitude is bizarre like. They seem to exist in this alternate reality where they're simultaneously not good enough to get out of the Championship AND good enough to finish mid table in the Premier League. And the complete absence of logic just doesn't even occur to them.

 

It's like watching Interstellar whilst standing next to some Spanish bins.

 

they've all been well and truly stupiditywashed.

[Howmanheyman 33236]

Phenomenal stupidity and delusion from the founders of half the globe's football clubs. 

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

2 hours ago, trophyshy said:

There's nay way I would let that Scarlett Johannson nosh me off like, I don't think she'd have the right attitude.  FTM

 

😂

[Rosco 759]

Now normally they'd want the Scouse Makems to win as they have some sort of affinity with them....so they'll be changing teams tonight and praying for a Spurs win,Its a tricky one for me as I'd love to see Rex the dinosaur relegated but will settle for an Everton win tonight 

[trophyshy 7083]

7 hours ago, Alex said:

Might as well include Pele and Maradona in the list as they’ve got about as much chance of signing them

More chance tbf as they can’t object. 

[Renton 21627]

1 hour ago, trophyshy said:

More chance tbf as they can’t object. 

 

Cue some bizarre Weekend at Berties with reanimated Pele and Maradonna in the mackem midfield. 

[Renton 21627]

Meanwhile the mackems are upset. Again! Not sure why?

 

Edited April 3, 2023 by Renton

[Rosco 759]

52 minutes ago, Renton said:

Meanwhile the mackems are upset. Again! Not sure why?

 

The weekend is ruined for them..........they would rather have been humped 5-0 by Burnley as long as we lost

[Howay 12496]

2 hours ago, Renton said:

Meanwhile the mackems are upset. Again! Not sure why?

 

 I love their new banter that the whole CL qualification thing, which was never going to happen a few weeks back, is only happening because we’re flukey. We’re headed for a similar points tally that top 4 always requires, and they’ll list who has been “horrendous” as if there’s not always some of the “big 6” having seasons like this every fucking season . Can’t wait until we fluke a league title win. 

[thebrokendoll 9239]

6 hours ago, Howay said:

 I love their new banter that the whole CL qualification thing, which was never going to happen a few weeks back, is only happening because we’re flukey. We’re headed for a similar points tally that top 4 always requires, and they’ll list who has been “horrendous” as if there’s not always some of the “big 6” having seasons like this every fucking season . Can’t wait until we fluke a league title win. 

 

it's pretty fair too say our good fortune knows no bounds. we've been extremely lucky really that we're not in the bottom 3, or indeed that we still have the same manager.

lest we forget.......

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13870]

If La Liga winning full-back, Kieran Trippier has had an unremarkable career, what does that mean for literally their entire squad?  

[Alex 35083]

The reaction to the Everton v Spurs result is them now telling themselves it’ll be great seeing us get hammered in the CL. Just when you think they’ve peaked with the mental gymnastics they take it to a different level