Alex 35079 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 2 minutes ago, Renton said: Here's a classic bit of #mackemlogic. Litter is a problem. Rather than jst not dropping it, disguise it! Brilliant! What happens if you take your own crisps, sandwiches or cheese slices to the match though? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21623 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Just now, Alex said: What happens if you take your own crisps, sandwiches or cheese slices to the match though? For crisps, just make sure you eat salt and vinegar (or cheese and onion if you've got any 20 year old packets). Cheese slice wrappers are transparent normally so no problem there either marra. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15526 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 2 minutes ago, Alex said: What happens if you take your own crisps, sandwiches or cheese slices to the match though? Make sure they're mouldy so they blend in with the pitch after you've thrown them at Mitrovic. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 9 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: “ Eeya, our Kevina, ‘ave ya tried theyse frozen grapes in ya 8 Ace? “ You're on thin ice, mother fucker. Thin. Fucking. Ice. (Yes that is apposite) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 9 minutes ago, Meenzer said: Make sure they're mouldy so they blend in with the pitch after you've thrown them at Mitrovic. If you want litter to blend in with the pitch, why don't you just make it look like litter? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9400 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 16 minutes ago, The Fish said: If you want litter to blend in with the pitch, why don't you just make it look like litter? And if you want cheese to blend in with the crowd, take Danish Blue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15526 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 1 minute ago, Toonpack said: And if you want cheese to blend in with the crowd, take Danish Blue Danish Blewwww 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21623 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 And we're yet again approaching peak mackem with this behaviour. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42440 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Alex said: What happens if you take your own crisps, sandwiches or cheese slices to the match though? Depends- are the crisps lion shaped or not? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 In the crisp bag, the mackem crisp bag the lion sleeps tonight Near the landfill, the minging landfill, the lion sleeps tonight Ah wheeeeeeaah wheeeaase keys are they? 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 1 hour ago, trophyshy said: In the crisp bag, the mackem crisp bag the lion sleeps tonight Near the landfill, the minging landfill, the lion sleeps tonight Ah wheeeeeeaah wheeeaase keys are they? The lion sleeps tonight by Shite Fit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35079 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 1 hour ago, trophyshy said: In the crisp bag, the mackem crisp bag the lion sleeps tonight Near the landfill, the minging landfill, the lion sleeps tonight Ah wheeeeeeaah wheeeaase keys are they? instant classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 10 hours ago, Renton said: And we're yet again approaching peak mackem with this behaviour. They really are a unique breed. Just mountains of posts of their scumbaggery celebrated or discussed on there such as how their fans can’t stop littering, how they cheer for and idolize nonces, how their fan base are absolutely nails and chin everyone, and many other examples THEY bring up of their fans being a bunch of classless, scummy cunts, but then out of nowhere they’ll start a thread about how they’re the classiest fan base ever and everyone loves them. Like honestly man, only they could turn the cack filled fountain orgy which disgusted anyone that heard/saw it that was the Trafalgar Square incident into some point of pride that they’ve decided on its own is reason we shouldn’t be arsed about getting to a cup final. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11269 Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 7 hours ago, trophyshy said: In the crisp bag, the mackem crisp bag the lion sleeps tonight Near the landfill, the minging landfill, the lion sleeps tonight Ah wheeeeeeaah wheeeaase keys are they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9208 Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/fulham-fans.1600058/ on 9 pages, there's more angst on there than there is in an evanescence album. no class whatsoever those fulham scoundrels, taking the piss out of netflix. to reach the upper stratam of classy football songs they need to add ditties like these to their repertoire.... adam johnson, he shags who he wants. bobby robson he's nearly dead diallio he's got the biggest dick in the championship there's only one senile bastard steven taylor we wish you were dead shearer's got aids and he can't rid of it etc etc 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35079 Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 Man Utd flags aren’t small time though 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21623 Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 They're mental. They're working themselves up into a lather about Robson Green now, who's presenting a light hearted TV series promoting the NE of England. I saw the one where he went paddle boarding with Sir Les in Beadnell which was quite funny. Anyway, of course there is the usual scrutiny as to whether he's adequately covered Weirdside or not, what with him being part og the Magedia. But for a lot of them it's just pure visceral hate. Here's a case study of how it happens. Mackem 1 makes something up about him, mackem 2 takes it as gospel truth and before you know know it is established Mackem folk lore. Absolutely bizarre stuff. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 “he still thinks he plays in black and white” err…he does!? 10 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13866 Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 21 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/fulham-fans.1600058/ on 9 pages, there's more angst on there than there is in an evanescence album. no class whatsoever those fulham scoundrels, taking the piss out of netflix. to reach the upper stratam of classy football songs they need to add ditties like these to their repertoire.... adam johnson, he shags who he wants. bobby robson he's nearly dead diallio he's got the biggest dick in the championship there's only one senile bastard steven taylor we wish you were dead shearer's got aids and he can't rid of it etc etc I love how their definition of “class” in opposition fans is absolutely defined by if they got beat or not 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35079 Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 It’s by no means unique to those troglodytes but why do people think they can give a player dog’s abuse then lose their shit when they get a little bit back? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9208 Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 in all fairness to robson green mind it's not like he turfed his mother in law out the wheelchair, got in it himself and insisted she pushed him. I would have. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 Surprised nobody has commented on the fact that throughout the entire of that video they’re pretending to use microphones 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21623 Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Tom said: Surprised nobody has commented on the fact that throughout the entire of that video they’re pretending to use microphones Btw, I have to ask you as the lowest of the low, a County Durham Mag, do you fake your accent when you visit Newcastle or on match days? The mackems have this bizarre obsession with you lot faking you accents. I find the concept that someone could conciously fake an accent and keep it up persistently somewhat bizarre, but there you go. Do you practice in front of the mirror? Or should I say mirrow marra. Edited February 10, 2023 by Renton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 I visit Newcastle…all the time because it’s the only place to go but more often for music than football these days & don’t really feel the need to put on any airs & graces. Most accents are performative anyway to a degree, especially after a drink. Also their idea that Sunderland is Durham, rather than the cultural & historic reality is pretty funny. “Small town in Durham” is about right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42440 Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 Do you have a cheeky cerry at the Rupali, though? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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