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2 minutes ago, Renton said:

Here's a classic bit of #mackemlogic. Litter is a problem. Rather than jst not dropping it, disguise it! Brilliant! :lol:

 

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What happens if you take your own crisps, sandwiches or cheese slices to the match though? 

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Just now, Alex said:

What happens if you take your own crisps, sandwiches or cheese slices to the match though? 

 

For crisps, just make sure you eat salt and vinegar (or cheese and onion if you've got any 20 year old packets). Cheese slice wrappers are transparent normally so no problem there either marra. 

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2 minutes ago, Alex said:

What happens if you take your own crisps, sandwiches or cheese slices to the match though? 

 

Make sure they're mouldy so they blend in with the pitch after you've thrown them at Mitrovic.

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9 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

“ Eeya, our Kevina, ‘ave ya tried theyse frozen grapes in ya 8 Ace? “

You're on thin ice, mother fucker.

 

Thin. Fucking. Ice.

 

(Yes that is apposite)

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9 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

 

Make sure they're mouldy so they blend in with the pitch after you've thrown them at Mitrovic.

If you want litter to blend in with the pitch, why don't you just make it look like litter?

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16 minutes ago, The Fish said:

If you want litter to blend in with the pitch, why don't you just make it look like litter?

 

And if you want cheese to blend in with the crowd, take Danish Blue

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In the crisp bag, the mackem crisp bag

the lion sleeps tonight

Near the landfill, the minging landfill, 

the lion sleeps tonight

 

Ah wheeeeeeaah wheeeaase keys are they?

 

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1 hour ago, trophyshy said:

In the crisp bag, the mackem crisp bag

the lion sleeps tonight

Near the landfill, the minging landfill, 

the lion sleeps tonight

 

Ah wheeeeeeaah wheeeaase keys are they?

 

The lion sleeps tonight by Shite Fit

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1 hour ago, trophyshy said:

In the crisp bag, the mackem crisp bag

the lion sleeps tonight

Near the landfill, the minging landfill, 

the lion sleeps tonight

 

Ah wheeeeeeaah wheeeaase keys are they?

 

:lol: instant classic 

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10 hours ago, Renton said:

And we're yet again approaching peak mackem with this behaviour. :lol:

 

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:lol: They really are a unique breed. Just mountains of posts of their scumbaggery celebrated or discussed on there such as how their fans can’t stop littering, how they cheer for and idolize nonces, how their fan base are absolutely nails and chin everyone, and many other examples THEY bring up of their fans being a bunch of classless, scummy cunts, but then out of nowhere they’ll start a thread about how they’re the classiest fan base ever and everyone loves them. 
 

Like honestly man, only they could turn the cack filled fountain orgy which disgusted anyone that heard/saw it that was the Trafalgar Square incident into some point of pride that they’ve decided on its own is reason we shouldn’t be arsed about getting to a cup final. 

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7 hours ago, trophyshy said:

In the crisp bag, the mackem crisp bag

the lion sleeps tonight

Near the landfill, the minging landfill, 

the lion sleeps tonight

 

Ah wheeeeeeaah wheeeaase keys are they?

 

Celebrate In Love GIF by HBO Max

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on 9 pages, there's more angst on there than there is in an evanescence album.

no class whatsoever those fulham scoundrels, taking the piss out of netflix.

to reach the upper stratam of classy football songs they need to add ditties like these to their repertoire....

 

adam johnson, he shags who he wants.

bobby robson he's nearly dead

diallio he's got the biggest dick in the championship

there's only one senile bastard 

steven taylor we wish you were dead

shearer's got aids and he can't rid of it

 

etc etc     :lol:

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They're mental. They're working themselves up into a lather about Robson Green now, who's presenting a light hearted TV series promoting the NE of England. I saw the one where he went paddle boarding with Sir Les in Beadnell which was quite funny. Anyway, of course there is the usual scrutiny as to whether he's adequately covered Weirdside or not, what with him being part og the Magedia. But for a lot of them it's just pure visceral hate. Here's a case study of how it happens. Mackem 1 makes something up about him, mackem 2 takes it as gospel truth and before you know know it is established Mackem folk lore. Absolutely bizarre stuff. 

 

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21 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/fulham-fans.1600058/

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on 9 pages, there's more angst on there than there is in an evanescence album.

no class whatsoever those fulham scoundrels, taking the piss out of netflix.

to reach the upper stratam of classy football songs they need to add ditties like these to their repertoire....

 

adam johnson, he shags who he wants.

bobby robson he's nearly dead

diallio he's got the biggest dick in the championship

there's only one senile bastard 

steven taylor we wish you were dead

shearer's got aids and he can't rid of it

 

etc etc     :lol:


I love how their definition of “class” in opposition fans is absolutely defined by if they got beat or not

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It’s by no means unique to those troglodytes but why do people think they can give a player dog’s abuse then lose their shit when they get a little bit back? 

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10 minutes ago, Tom said:

Surprised nobody has commented on the fact that throughout the entire of that video they’re pretending to use microphones :lol: 

 

Btw, I have to ask you as the lowest of the low, a County Durham Mag, do you fake your accent when you visit Newcastle or on match days? The mackems have this bizarre obsession with you lot faking you accents. I find the concept that someone could conciously fake an accent and keep it up persistently somewhat bizarre, but there you go. Do you practice in front of the mirror? Or should I say mirrow marra. 

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I visit Newcastle…all the time because it’s the only place to go but more often for music than football these days & don’t really feel the need to put on any airs & graces. 
 

Most accents are performative anyway to a degree, especially after a drink.

 

Also their idea that Sunderland is Durham, rather than the cultural & historic reality is pretty funny. 
 

“Small town in Durham” is about right. 

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