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2 hours ago, Renton said:

Well this definitely happened. I regularly get the metro to Seaburn to bray mackem bairns. Who doesn't like a bit of mackem bairn braying? US collleagues are clearly up for it too. 

 

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not surprised the yank mlf chose to live in gateshead mind, what with it being an entirely red and white mackem stronghold.

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16 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

not surprised the yank mlf chose to live in gateshead mind, what with it being an entirely red and white mackem stronghold.

 

County Durham marra.

 

Honestly though, that board is just mental. The classiest fans now have a 740 post (currently, since Saturday night) almost entirely fictitious thread on how hard their hooligans are. Meanwhile the mods and admin have to play constant whackamole removing threads on us to their hidden compendium thread  when they arise in an attempt to stop them publicly embarrassing themselves. :lol:

 

As has been said, fuck knows what the meltdown there will be like WHEN we win something. 

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25 minutes ago, Renton said:

in an attempt to stop them publicly embarrassing themselves. :lol:

Let’s be honest here, if that’s their rationale they could save themselves a whole world of ball ache by just making the whole thing private. 
 

 

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They should have closed the board down after the completely fictitious story about the old gadgie whose wife didn’t make his packed lunch because of Ukraine being invaded resulted in a whip round in the pub to buy him a packet of crisps, one of which was shaped like a lion’s head and drew in crowds to see it. Peak RTG tbh 

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:lol:
Although we know it didn’t happen, it does reveal so many aspects of mackemness that go a long way to understanding why they’re such fucking weirdos.

Things that they just accepted as normal in the telling this tall tale…
 

Who takes a packed lunch to the pub?

 

Why would the Ukrainian war stop you making said packed lunch?

 

Why couldn’t he make his own fucking bait?

 

The whole episode was just magnificent :lol:

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49 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

:lol:
Although we know it didn’t happen, it does reveal so many aspects of mackemness that go a long way to understanding why they’re such fucking weirdos.

Things that they just accepted as normal in the telling this tall tale…
 

Who takes a packed lunch to the pub?

 

Why would the Ukrainian war stop you making said packed lunch?

 

Why couldn’t he make his own fucking bait?

 

The whole episode was just magnificent :lol:

Also the fact that with the mackems it needs a whip round to buy one packet of crisps :lol: 

 

Actually on second thoughts…

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1 hour ago, Tom said:

 

 

😂😂😂

 

Dad, I've got something I have to tell you. Do you want the good news or the bad news? 

 

Eh? 

 

Good news first? Or bad? 

 

Bit fucking busy training the lads here son, if you hadn't noticed... 

 

Good or bad? 

 

Fuck's sake. Bad. 

 

You're getting sacked, dad. They've appointed Gus Poyet. 

 

And the good news? 

 

I'm still your number one fan!

 

Fuuuuck me. I should've called you One instead of Luke. 

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3 hours ago, Alex said:

They should have closed the board down after the completely fictitious story about the old gadgie whose wife didn’t make his packed lunch because of Ukraine being invaded resulted in a whip round in the pub to buy him a packet of crisps, one of which was shaped like a lion’s head and drew in crowds to see it. Peak RTG tbh 

 

Is this peak mackem,  or was that the lad who went to the match with a cheese slice in his pocket so he could convert his hamburger into a cheese burger? :lol:

 

You could invent a whole new field of psychology based on these mad fuckers. 

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Just now, Renton said:

 

Is this peak mackem,  or was that the lad who went to the match with a cheese slice in his pocket so he could convert his hamburger into a cheese burger? :lol:

 

You could invent a whole new field of psychology based on these mad fuckers. 

I nearly mentioned him too :lol: 

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13 hours ago, Tom said:

 

 

😂😂😂

 

11 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

Dad, I've got something I have to tell you. Do you want the good news or the bad news? 

 

Eh? 

 

Good news first? Or bad? 

 

Bit fucking busy training the lads here son, if you hadn't noticed... 

 

Good or bad? 

 

Fuck's sake. Bad. 

 

You're getting sacked, dad. They've appointed Gus Poyet. 

 

And the good news? 

 

I'm still your number one fan!

 

Fuuuuck me. I should've called you One instead of Luke. 

 

'Dad, it's me, Luke, I've got some bad news, some good news and some horrific news.'

 

'Shit! What's the bad news, son?'

 

'Poyet is getting the manager's job.'

 

'Fucking cunts. What about the good news?'

 

'I'm still your number one fan.'

 

'Err, alright son, what was the horrific news?'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'It was a Mag at work told me Poyet had the job.'

 

'F. T. fucking M!'

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He’s absolutely the final boss of daft internet mackems :lol: 

 

His sudden care for all things human rights/LGBTQ + is a sight to behold. Absolute grifter.

 

Like all daft internet mackems he spends a hilarious around of time arguing with Craig Hope.

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If the daft cunts stopped getting angry about what we're doing and subconsciously judging Mowbray by it, they might get up next year. He's not the best nor the worst but their crowd fully behind them would go a long way and who knows.

 

However, they won't do this and the next few years are ganna be fucking hilarious.

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The mackems are engaging in one of their usual monthly obsessions on what they should call themselves. Apparently we stole the term Geordies from them, several centuries before Sunderland actually even existed.

 

 

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