Isegrim 9935 Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 Q is a MLF 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15765 Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 Why just be a paedo when you can be a Q-do 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMXXVIII 1295 Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 21 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: I see they’re absolutely convinced that Wor Flags is club funded and that it’s all a conspiracy. They’re becoming Bew-Anon Paid for in Shiba after a late night rendezvous where a black kitten was slaughtered in offering to Moloch. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 31 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: I see they’re absolutely convinced that Wor Flags is club funded and that it’s all a conspiracy. They’re becoming Bew-Anon Is that why "soonlan flag lads" or whatever they call themselves have spent the last 6 months desperately trying to recreate what we do and failing? Remember when none of their flags for Wembley passed fire safety 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35698 Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 (edited) I saw a post in the (inevitably 100 page or so) thread about our match v Man City stating that Trippier’s red card was reversed by VAR because City weren’t allowed to beat us. I shit thee not. Edited August 23, 2022 by Alex 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 34066 Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 "Did you get a few Rolex watches for the boys on VAR?" "Yes, they said they were happy to oblige. Got an extra Rolex for ASM to hand out to the fans as well. Had a batch of cheap digital watches with the SAFC crest on delivered to the Sunderland dressing room, hopefully they try to emulate ASM and end up looking cheap and nasty." "Very good." "Also made the wor flags lads full time employees on a very competitive wage and have written them a blank cheque to get whatever they want from the world's leading flag manufacturers. We've instructed every flag manufacturer to only supply the worst quality material for the Sunderland fans flags and to make sure there's comical spelling mistakes although apparently that's not needed as they can't spell for shit as it is." 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9524 Posted August 25, 2022 Share Posted August 25, 2022 (edited) had a look on rtg last night to see how they'd reacted to the isak news, apart from him being shite, obviously. lo and behold zig81 was on there again, only ever pops up for newcastle stuff, never posts about his own club. just like exile excepts 100 times angrier. nufc will literally kill the stupid cunt. Edited August 25, 2022 by thebrokendoll 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10993 Posted August 25, 2022 Share Posted August 25, 2022 53 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: had a look on rtg last night to see how they'd reacted to the isak news, apart from him being shite, obviously. lo and behold zig81 was on there again, only ever pops up for newcastle stuff, never posts about his own club. just like exile excepts 100 times angrier. nufc will literally kill the stupid cunt. There's a few on there who post chiefly in the NUFC thread. Whipping themselves into a lather about the latest imagined conspiracy/crime/failure of NUFC. You have to wonder if it helps them? Like, is that how they exorcise their demons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14141 Posted August 25, 2022 Share Posted August 25, 2022 I saw that their new signing will be going to the World Cup and ours won’t so therefore, we’ve signed a flop. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15765 Posted August 25, 2022 Share Posted August 25, 2022 8 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: I saw that their new signing will be going to the World Cup and ours won’t so therefore, we’ve signed a flop. Mackem logic: George Weah was shite 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35698 Posted August 25, 2022 Share Posted August 25, 2022 32 minutes ago, Meenzer said: Mackem logic: George Weah was shite And George Best 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43314 Posted August 25, 2022 Share Posted August 25, 2022 4 hours ago, The Fish said: Like, is that how they exorcise their demons? 30 minutes of varied cardio and then a bit of strength training. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 34066 Posted August 25, 2022 Share Posted August 25, 2022 (edited) So this Jordan kid reckons a Costa Rican kid I've never heard of was wowed by a team he'd never heard of purely by the amazing power of Netflix? (I'm assuming they had subtitles?) Wonders, wonders I tell you. Edited August 25, 2022 by Howmanheyman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43314 Posted August 25, 2022 Share Posted August 25, 2022 11 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: So this Jordan kid reckons a Costa Rican kid I've never heard of was wowed by a team he'd never heard of purely by the amazing power of Netflix? (I'm assuming they had subtitles?) Wonders, wonders I tell you. “Push him with the agents that deal with our incestuous friends- if he’s any good, we’ll have him off them licketty split.… … Operation Fewm” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 34066 Posted August 25, 2022 Share Posted August 25, 2022 (edited) "How did things go with the Costa Rican?" "Excellent, he's been in a few local amateur dramatic shows back home and he's raring to be the new star of the Netflix show, 'Sunderland till I die' after we got our man in Havana to convince his agent it was the number one sit-com show in the UK in 2018 and not an actual football club." "Will they suspect he's just an actor and not an actual footballer?" "I wouldn't have thought so, he'll just blend in with the rest of them." (Both) "Hahahaha ahahahaha!" Edited August 25, 2022 by Howmanheyman 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 34066 Posted August 25, 2022 Share Posted August 25, 2022 (edited) (And before anyone starts, their man in Havana is their regional Americas agent). Edited August 25, 2022 by Howmanheyman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11681 Posted August 26, 2022 Share Posted August 26, 2022 9 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: 30 minutes of varied cardio and then a bit of strength training. Followed by a broken arse, like CT 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17817 Posted August 26, 2022 Share Posted August 26, 2022 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11681 Posted August 26, 2022 Share Posted August 26, 2022 Poor Gayle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted August 26, 2022 Share Posted August 26, 2022 Original has since been deleted else I'd post the link: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6815 Posted August 26, 2022 Share Posted August 26, 2022 Oh, this is great. Their manager is going to leave them for a team lower in the league. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46485 Posted August 26, 2022 Share Posted August 26, 2022 Is Neill to Stoke happening then? That thing PL posted was just some knacker pretending to be Stoke wasn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6815 Posted August 26, 2022 Share Posted August 26, 2022 Im reading on twitter from verified accounts he wants to speak to Stoke. Also bookies favourite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46485 Posted August 26, 2022 Share Posted August 26, 2022 Ah dinnit buleyve it marra. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17817 Posted August 26, 2022 Share Posted August 26, 2022 2 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Ah dinnit buleyve it marra. this is beautiful 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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