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[ohhh_yeah 2884]

31 minutes ago, Alex said:

It’ll be where you got dropped off is a perfectly reasonable response  does the thick cunt expect the police to babysit him because he got pissed and can’t remember where he got dropped off like? 

 

 

[Howmanheyman 31828]

 

 

He may not be able to sell shit energy drinks or botulism snacks but he's still selling the dream to his fanbase. Fair play.

 

 

 

[Sonatine 11136]

Watts App?  Is that an app for fans of derived units of power?

Edited March 20, 2022 by Sonatine

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3723]

2 minutes ago, Sonatine said:

Watts App?  If that an app for fans of derived units of power?

Looking at the guy it might be an app for thick bigoted Rangers fans.

[Howmanheyman 31828]

Just now, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

Looking at the guy it might be an app for thick bigoted Rangers fans.

SAFC1973 tells me he might be a Mackem? Not sure tbh?

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3723]

3 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

SAFC1973 tells me he might be a Mackem? Not sure tbh?

I think he’s both 

[Alex 34193]

1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

He may not be able to sell shit energy drinks or botulism snacks but he's still selling the dream to his fanbase. Fair play.

 

 

 

 that reply, man. Absolutely tragic 

[Tom 14002]

Imagine going for a pint with Storey.  

 

Your round Bill “aahhh lads I’ve forgot my card, I’ll get you hospitality at the Monaco Grand Prix if you get the next few yeah?” 
 

#pretendingtoberichenergy #caravans #unkemptfacialhair 

[Howay 12496]

 How are there still mackems buying into his bullshit? He’s been claiming to be buying Sunderland for about 2 years now, how fucking long do they think it takes to buy a League One club? 

[Howmanheyman 31828]

3 minutes ago, Howay said:

 How are there still mackems buying into his bullshit? He’s been claiming to be buying Sunderland for about 2 years now, how fucking long do they think it takes to buy a League One club? 

He's waiting for the price to come down to a pound like someone waiting for the yellow ticket to go onto a last day 'use by' food item at a supermarket.

[trophyshy 7065]

#sellby #jumblesale #soupkitchen

[Sonatine 11136]

56 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

He's waiting for the price to come down to a pound like someone waiting for the yellow ticket to go onto a last day 'use by' food item at a supermarket.

 

If he waits much longer he'll be able to pick them up in Heron Foods.

 

[Isegrim 9580]

6 hours ago, ohhh_yeah said:

 

Lord Potts:

 

I lived in Harrow for years. Go to North Harrow there is a free at weekends car park behind the tube station with tubes going directly to Wembley Park taking about 15 minutes. It's known as the Cambridge Road Car Park but can only be entered from Pinner Road.

The M1 is about 15 minutes away the A1 about 25 minutes. As North Harrow is north of Wembley when you return you are traveling in the opposite direction to the great majority of fans who are heading to Central London for rail terminals etc.

When leaving Wembley Park for North Harrow make sure that you are on the right train. The Metropolitan line branches off to Uxbridge at Harrow on the Hill so you need to make sure that you get Watford of Amersham train.

 

I recommend taking the train to Amersham to pay Eddie Howe‘s birthplace a visit. 

[Monkeys Fist 41407]

2 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

He's waiting for the price to go up to a pound

FTM’d YP 

[Howmanheyman 31828]

5 hours ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

I think he’s both 

I think he's Sunderland and an MK Dons fan. (Just kidding, he wouldn't support a direct rival).

[Howay 12496]

 What’s the best place to park in Milton Keynes? Additionally, is there any fountain we can bathe in? 

Edited March 20, 2022 by Howay

[NJS 4270]

Shit in not bathe. 

[Howay 12496]

49 minutes ago, NJS said:

Shit in not bathe. 

 

[Monkeys Fist 41407]

51 minutes ago, NJS said:

Shit in not bathe. 

He said fountain, not seat. 

[Dougle 3237]

More throats needed 

(c) xa9as

[Craig 6594]

Check out the state of this ....

 

 

 

[Tom 14002]

Poor fella  

[Craig 6594]

Did you spot the stadium seat on the chest of drawers behind him?

[Tom 14002]

Oh jeez  

 

Its mad that they’ve been in that league for so long they’ve formed bitter rivalries with teams like Lincoln City.

 

Its a hard league to get out of if your attitude is that you’re going to win it without breaking a sweat. They’re still arrogant after all these years.

[NJS 4270]

Fantastic.

 

Extra marks for the classic Mackem "pewer" teams.