Sonatine 11378 Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Apparently scored more league goals at SJP than we have this year too..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30611 Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 That is almost unbelievably true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42449 Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 "Cauldron of Hate" Â Half empty Pot Noodle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 "Cauldron of Hate" Half empty Pot Noodle They need a wooden spoon to stir it with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13869 Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Tell you what, they made Harry Kane look like Henry last night. That Vergini couldn't tighten up his belt, never mind their back four. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4386 Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 I love the "if only the players had backed Di Canio/they'd all been fucked off and he'd stayed" angle that seems popular. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42449 Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 I love the "if only the players had backed Di Canio/they'd all been fucked off and he'd stayed" angle that seems popular. Mackem Logic in a nutshell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Relegations always inevitable when you sign top 4 rejects, players from relegated teams and nobodies from crap foreign leagues. They've done it year on year and haven't learnt their mistakes  hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11275 Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Relegations always inevitable when you sign top 4 rejects, players from relegated teams and nobodies from crap foreign leagues. They've done it year on year and haven't learnt their mistakes  hehe  Seems to ring a bell somewhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Our first summer signing ( Colback ) should be nice and fresh come August as he is totally out of favour with the cross eyed gimp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33221 Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Â Reet, I need you lot to calm me down. Because at the moment I want this Mag at work to be a bloodied corpse next time I see him. But I'm sure you rational members of the SMB will be level headed and give me balanced, sound advice as to what I should do to the fucking twat. He texts me on Wednesday night all this craic about "great result", "you'll stay up now", "I tellt yer you'd be fine", whilst I was working away (admittedly in Kettering). So I avoided the game and went to sleep early cos I had to be up early; I woke up at midnightish and saw these texts.......I thought "fucking hell we've won" so I checked and obviously was disappointed he'd texted all this whilst the game was still gannen on and City scored an inevitable late equaliser. I then couldnt get back to sleep till 2am whilst I stewed in my own anger at: a. why cant we play well vs Norwich, Palace, West Ham ffs b. If we won we might have had half a shout, now its gone c. That Mag twat only sent that text as an insurance policy against us winning. He does it all the time; always predicts SAFC to win so if we lose he takes the piss, if we win he sez "told you do". He pisses me right off. What do I do? Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13869 Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 He's doing good work that Toon fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 4156 Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoog 0 Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 (edited) Reet, I need you lot to calm me down. Because at the moment I want this Mag at work to be a bloodied corpse next time I see him. But I'm sure you rational members of the SMB will be level headed and give me balanced, sound advice as to what I should do to the fucking twat. He texts me on Wednesday night all this craic about "great result", "you'll stay up now", "I tellt yer you'd be fine", whilst I was working away (admittedly in Kettering). So I avoided the game and went to sleep early cos I had to be up early; I woke up at midnightish and saw these texts.......I thought "fucking hell we've won" so I checked and obviously was disappointed he'd texted all this whilst the game was still gannen on and City scored an inevitable late equaliser. I then couldnt get back to sleep till 2am whilst I stewed in my own anger at: a. why cant we play well vs Norwich, Palace, West Ham ffs b. If we won we might have had half a shout, now its gone c. That Mag twat only sent that text as an insurance policy against us winning. He does it all the time; always predicts SAFC to win so if we lose he takes the piss, if we win he sez "told you do". He pisses me right off. What do I do? Â Â Fuck me, ultra paranoia has set in for the lad, his mag mate is damned no matter what he says. Edited April 18, 2014 by TheMoog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33221 Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014  Four cans of Fosters  Only 3 quid at grindon broadway Nisa Has to be one of the best mini marts in the NE with prices like this, they are flying out the door Also sell the echo which is a good indicator Get down while you can (500ml)   An idiot in Malta  Has the number plate NUFC what should I do to fuck him off   Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33221 Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Chelsea v sunderland thread = 80 replies  Newcastle United team line up = 128 replies  Also.......  'A message to NUFC and their 'fickle' fans.' 'Will they sack Pardew then?' 'Phil Thompson - 'there's 55,000 in this ground but you wouldn't know it'' 'Ameobi goal' ......threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 They're not obsessed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Its the hope I cannet stand marras Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 "FTM. No surrender" Â Â http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/little-gay-bear-bottlers.907618/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I ♥ Daddys Cock 0 Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014  Chelsea v sunderland thread = 80 replies  Newcastle United team line up = 128 replies  Also.......  'A message to NUFC and their 'fickle' fans.' 'Will they sack Pardew then?' 'Phil Thompson - 'there's 55,000 in this ground but you wouldn't know it'' 'Ameobi goal' ......threads.   Its like you arent interested in mackems or there message boards, yet have a massive thread about mackems and there message boards.  It looks obvious you scour safc message boards and pretend you dont have any interest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2966 Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 FFS! Â http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=313450.msg0#new Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33221 Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Â Its like you arent interested in mackems or there message boards, yet have a massive thread about mackems and there message boards. Â It looks obvious you scour safc message boards and pretend you dont have any interest who pretends? Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&persist_app=1&v=1dT5gLX5wb8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2966 Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 The epitome of cringe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaMoUsE 0 Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 I quite enjoyed it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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