Renton 21479 Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 28 minutes ago, Blastronaut said: Who the fuck buys energy drinks on Amazon? Hey, it's an Amazon EXCLUSIVE. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 #Fleamarket, #heronfoods, #amazon #business #winning #pissstains #incest 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42252 Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 20 minutes ago, Tom said: I’ll wait till the highlights come out They are the highlights 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 Like a feature film, the grimmest scene since the opening of Saving Private Ryan 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1333 Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 1 hour ago, Renton said: Hey, it's an Amazon EXCLUSIVE. (And Saturday) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: Just jump straight to 1:49 Poor bloke looks and sounds like he might have COVID too Just objectively, why would you want to watch two hours of some semi articulate humourless knob in a woolly hat watching a joke club play a crappy match? I cant fathom who would be entertained by this, pisstakes aside. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21875 Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 (edited) 3 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: He’s broken in to the local dance studio. At least no expense was spared on pro lighting Edited May 19, 2021 by Dr Gloom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21875 Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 1 minute ago, Kitman said: Just objectively, why would you want to watch two hours of some semi articulate humourless knob in a woolly hat watching a joke club play a crappy match? I cant fathom who would be entertained by this, pisstakes aside. Some gormless middle aged mackem so terrible at YouTube match commentary he can even rope a mate in to help out so there’s at least the odd exchange of views. It’s basically a 90 minute monologue from a bloke who looks dead behind the eyes and sounds like he’s literally dying. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 2 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: Some gormless middle aged mackem so terrible at YouTube match commentary he can even rope a mate in to help out so there’s at least the odd exchange of views. It’s basically a 90 minute monologue from a bloke who looks dead behind the eyes and sounds like he’s literally dying. That’s entertainment folks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 3 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: He’s broken in to the local dance studio. Phenomenal this bloke man. So many twists and turns, first he mentions his second hand battery acid is sugar free and it’s exclusively on Amazon (big news as it means even #HeronFoods won’t stock it), completely ignoring that it’s not the good type of exclusive in which he signed an exclusivity deal with Amazon it’s more he’s ran out of places to sell it so he whacks it on there and then drives the two orders from the mad mistake a month to his local post office. Then his big update about the Monaco Grand Prix is that he’s excited for it, no doubt he will be watching on tv but will nick some photos off someone that’s there to pretend he is, “Mercedes let me test drive the car, even asked if I could take over for Hamilton as they’ve never seen a better driver... I told them to fuck off as they asked me to wear a mask #business”. The final play of this master piece was to announce Sunderland are the best club in Europe, proving that he has clearly been sniffing glue in what looks like an abandoned community centre. 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42252 Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 Oh, he’s definitely a sniffer. What d’you reckon @Kid Dynamite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9343 Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 Here’s a tap in, for anyone who wants it 😉 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32959 Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9343 Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 3 hours ago, Toonpack said: Here’s a tap in, for anyone who wants it 😉 I have logged on there for first time in fecking yonks and suggested they sign a plumber 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11219 Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 18 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: Only in the alphabet 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 They really do post some fucking shit. Kevin Ball ffs. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13842 Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 I love how, no matter the inanity, every topic has about 10 pages worth of replies 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42252 Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 35 minutes ago, Howay said: They really do post some fucking shit. Kevin Ball ffs. Just out of curiosity I looked up his managerial record on the Premier League site. Matches 12 Wins 1 Draws 2 Losses 9 Goals For 9 Goals Against 23 Inspirational. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34998 Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 The best bit is how it’s just for one game. So, just suppose it happened (not that it ever would) and they went through, you’d then bin Kevin Ball and bring back the manager you’ve just completely undermined and humiliated in time for the final. Genius 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 47 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Just out of curiosity I looked up his managerial record on the Premier League site. Matches 12 Wins 1 Draws 2 Losses 9 Goals For 9 Goals Against 23 Inspirational. And a relegation on his CV,as has Bob Stokoe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 I genuinely find it hilarious that they’re so blinded when it comes to all things Newcastle that they honestly don’t see the massive gap that exists between where they are and the Premier League. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32959 Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 Honestly, I fucking love them sometimes, the amount of times they've given you a good laugh. Nice one, nice one Sunderland. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34998 Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 9 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: Honestly, I fucking love them sometimes, the amount of times they've given you a good laugh. Nice one, nice one Sunderland. That advert btw 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34998 Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 9 hours ago, Howay said: I genuinely find it hilarious that they’re so blinded when it comes to all things Newcastle that they honestly don’t see the massive gap that exists between where they are and the Premier League. Even when they were in the PL virtually every neutral would consider us to be the better option. Now they’re two divisions below and no longer have an owner willing to pay top dollar to attract players / managers and that would be the only reason anyone would even consider it, ie more money. They’re fucking tapped 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13842 Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 Keep an eye out for half 5 this afternoon. Could be an absolute all-timer of an evening on RTG. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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