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Btw someone needs to tell tr2 that AC/DC didn't mean that sort of dog!

Note fair warning: Don't press on the link if you don't understand the 70/80s were a different time and then want to go all Noelie on my arse. 

 

 

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3 hours ago, t00nraider2 said:

They have ambition and won't settle just for one world class striker, they want another one.

Wyke must be wondering how you please those sad makem bastards if scoring 25 league goals in 37 games attracts such criticism.If their keeper doesn’t notch a couple in the playoffs he’ll be added to their very long hate list.

 

 

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They should be favourites given their stature, but they're in terrible form; 1 win in 9 and that 1 coming against 10 man Plymouth who finished the season in 18th place.

 

They should get past Lincoln, but Oxford and Blackpool are both in better form.

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9 minutes ago, The Fish said:

They should be favourites given their stature, but they're in terrible form; 1 win in 9 and that 1 coming against 10 man Plymouth who finished the season in 18th place.

 

They should get past Lincoln, but Oxford and Blackpool are both in better form.

Two of Blackpool's wins in that run of form are against the mackems

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5 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

Two of Blackpool's wins in that run of form are against the mackems

Well then. Shit just got real.

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:lol:

The sound of them whining like little bitches when they don’t win will be audible on Tyneside, like a distant siren… except to the tune of “Sack the Manager/Board/Cleaning Lady!”

 

 

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RIP Jimmy Hill.

19th May 1997

The final day of the season.

Jimmy Hill’s Coventry kicked off 15 mins late against Bristol City.Either team could have been relegated that day.

Everton were playing the SMB.Everton won 2-0. The Sad Makem Bastards would be relegated if Jimmy Hill’s Coventry drew with Bristol City.Jimmy Hill’s Coventry announced the Everton v Sad Makem Bastards final score over the tannoy ,2 v 0 ,so both Jimmy Hill’s Coventry and Bristol City pissed about with no intention of scoring for the final 15 mins resulting in both teams avoiding relegation so the Sad Makem Bastards were relegated.Hence the spitting at Jimmy Hill’s statue when the makems last played at Coventry. 
Jimmy Hill RIP.

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I will never understand why people choose to humiliate themselves with stuff like this :lol:  Is it a complete lack of self awareness? Is he in on the joke?

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1 hour ago, Rayvin said:

I will never understand why people choose to humiliate with stuff like this :lol:  Is it a complete lack of self awareness? Is he in on the joke?

:lol: Aye, like he recorded that and then watched it back and though yup I want to put that onto Twitter for everyone to see. What a nobber, “fight for the future of the mackems” they are utterly tragic. 

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4 hours ago, essembeeofsunderland said:

RIP Jimmy Hill.

19th May 1997

The final day of the season.

Jimmy Hill’s Coventry kicked off 15 mins late against Bristol City.Either team could have been relegated that day.

Everton were playing the SMB.Everton won 2-0. The Sad Makem Bastards would be relegated if Jimmy Hill’s Coventry drew with Bristol City.Jimmy Hill’s Coventry announced the Everton v Sad Makem Bastards final score over the tannoy ,2 v 0 ,so both Jimmy Hill’s Coventry and Bristol City pissed about with no intention of scoring for the final 15 mins resulting in both teams avoiding relegation so the Sad Makem Bastards were relegated.Hence the spitting at Jimmy Hill’s statue when the makems last played at Coventry. 
Jimmy Hill RIP.

Wasn't it 1977?

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:lol: It would be bad enough if it was just shite off the top of his head, but the saddest part is he’s clearly wrote down this shambolic little ode to Wyke and even had a long think about the instrumental that it will (dubiously) go with. Of course being a mackem he’s elected to go with what sounds like New Monkey, which as we all know is the music to all major mackem social events. 

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1 hour ago, beejay493 said:

Wasn't it 1977?

In 97 they were fucked by Coventry again but it was at Spurs where the match kicked off late so not sure if it was divine JH intervention on that occasion. 

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