Monkeys Fist 42259 Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 Look everyone, he’s in Morocco. (he isn’t ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 Wherever he is it looks like he’s drinking piss. Which is probably not a drastic change of affairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42259 Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 The big giveaway that it’s not his video is that there’s 7 glasses. #billynomates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10824 Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 23 hours ago, Tom said: I genuinely don’t know many teams in there division. lincoln for fucks sake Had no idea, so had to google; Hull Peterborough Blackpool Sunderland Lincoln City Oxford Charlton Portsmouth Ipswich Gillingham Accrington Crewe Milton Keynes Dons Doncaster Fleetwood Burton Shrewsbury Plymouth AFC Wimbledon Wigan Rochdale Northampton Swindon Bristol Rovers Sunderland being the biggest team of that lot isn't something I'd be shouting about, if I was them. Like being a healthy bloke on a leper colony; you won't be for long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32959 Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 40 minutes ago, The Fish said: Had no idea, so had to google; Hull Peterborough Blackpool Sunderland Lincoln City Oxford Charlton Portsmouth Ipswich Gillingham Accrington Crewe Milton Keynes Dons Doncaster Fleetwood Burton Shrewsbury Plymouth AFC Wimbledon Wigan Rochdale Northampton Swindon Bristol Rovers Sunderland being the biggest team of that lot isn't something I'd be shouting about, if I was them. Like being a healthy bloke on a leper colony; you won't be for long. Hard to believe Ipswich Town have sunk to the same depths as Sunderland. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 If they reach the final will they be able to sell their 10,000 ticket allocation? Charlton sold more tickets than the makems in last seasons playoff final. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11220 Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 11 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: Hard to believe Ipswich Town have sunk to the same depths as Sunderland. Ed Sheeran will be off their playlist now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 4 hours ago, RobinRobin said: Ed Sheeran will be off their playlist now He’s already off... Ed Sheeran SJP 9th June 2018 ’ For the second night in a row you have been a Premier League crowd which is more than can be said for that little town down the road’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10824 Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 I'd love to see the spreadsheet essembee has made for all of this. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 Today smb under 18s 3 v 4 Toon under 18s Not even the tiniest of tiniest crumb of comfort for those sad makem bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 4 hours ago, essembeeofsunderland said: Today smb under 18s 3 v 4 Toon under 18s Not even the tiniest of tiniest crumb of comfort for those sad makem bastards. Or anyone tbh 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11220 Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 17 hours ago, The Fish said: I'd love to see the spreadsheet essembee has made for all of this. I wouldn't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 The majority on rtg are criticising someone called Wyke because he’s scored 25 league goals in 37 games and others haven’t scored anywhere near that amount. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11340 Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32959 Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21875 Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32959 Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 Apparently some of them have tried to start a 'debate' claiming Sessegnon was better than ASM because.....well...... I've no idea why? (Now I'm not saying they are wrong but I don't think ASM will get sold to.......checks notes....... West Bromwich Albion). 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 They love a pointless debate that has no way of factually dispelling it in the moment (see Classy debate). The fact is they’re a million miles away from having an ASM calibre player at their club, it’s also just a weird debate -they think Sessegnon was a good player so even if he was better than ASM (he’s absolutely not btw) does that mean ASM isn’t a good player? The fact is this is coming from a fan base that had many discussions where they argued that Colback and Cattermole were a better midfield duo than Cabaye and Tiote, they’re completely incapable of making any rational judgement on our players. We could have Lionel Messi playing for us and they’d tie themselves in knots to come up with some weird argument that he’s shit. Sessegnon played for them between the ages of 27-29, they’re trying to compare him to a bloke who came to the league at 22/23 and is still only 24 . If they want to compare the players at similar ages then Sessegnon managed 6 goals in 61 games for Le Mans at a similar age range to ASM getting 6 in 49 in the PL for us, as the goal metric seems to be the one they’ve focused on. So objectively at a similar age ASM has a better strike rate in a harder league away from the comforts of home. They’re also comparing goals in seasons where Sessegnon has played 15 games more than ASM, if you take the three seasons where they played similar amount of games Sessegnon managed 5, 1, and 2 goals in 26, 28, and 25 game seasons respectively. ASM has had 3 goals in each of his 26, and 23 game seasons, also worth noting is that the seasons we are comparing here are also Sessegnon 5+ PL seasons into his career where he is between 28/29 and 32/33, so a very experienced senior pro in what really would be his prime compared to a young forward in his first two seasons in a foreign league. That’s purely using their goal argument, from what I’ve seen of Sessegnon as a player he was simply never on ASM’s level, and if ASM continues with this improvement and consistency then he will play for a top side soon, whereas Sunderland and West Brom were basically the pinnacle of Sessegnons career. Again, it’s a pointless debate and one where you can’t argue as they simply harp on about the two seasons Sessegnon outscored ASM. I mean I suppose that’s the issue when the best players to play for your club are of the calibre of Kevin Phillips we’ve had maybe 15+ strikers alone better than that journeyman. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32959 Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 I worked with a literal half wit who said Asamoah Gyan was better than Demba Ba. You can't argue with that level of stupid. One ended up at the CL champions Chelsea and the other at some club in Abu Dhabi. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 Asamowah, perfect for their accent 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34998 Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 Difficult to decide who’s more tragic here. Let’s call it a draw 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32959 Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 23 minutes ago, Alex said: Difficult to decide who’s more tragic here. Let’s call it a draw I'd say the mackem just shades it on this one. Tragic league division one: MLF Jake 2-1 Rich Energy Walter Mitty MotM Jake wins a case of rich energy. The loser get two cases. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t00nraider2 41 Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 On 12/05/2021 at 18:04, essembeeofsunderland said: The majority on rtg are criticising someone called Wyke because he’s scored 25 league goals in 37 games and others haven’t scored anywhere near that amount. They have ambition and won't settle just for one world class striker, they want another one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34998 Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 Scrap that, we have a winner 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42259 Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 41 minutes ago, t00nraider2 said: I bum dogs Well, there it is. Do you have to slip them a woofie? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now