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5 hours ago, Howay said:

Methven was electric in that Netflix series btw. The way he just breezed into an office that literally looked like a company currently being liquidated, and assumed the middle aged lass probably making barely more than she would make counting the inventory at Iceland should have the motivation towards her job equal to that of a coked up Lehman Brothers banker in the 1980’s. Then to compound this magical disaster of a relationship it turns out for all his arrogance and bluster all of his ideas are complete and utter dog shit, while he shrugs each tragic idea off with a “just throwing it out there” half arsed attitude.
 

This is why we need William Storey, imagine him coming in on the next season bringing a level of arrogance and delusion that Methven could only dream of.

 

From Methven to Methhead.

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*The board are discussing the pre match music for the upcoming season & eccentric owner William Storey has an interesting contribution*

”do people really have to wash their hair? Like do they have to!? Is it not just a conspiracy like that Covid my Nan died of?” 

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6 hours ago, Howay said:

Methven was electric in that Netflix series btw. The way he just breezed into an office that literally looked like a company currently being liquidated, and assumed the middle aged lass probably making barely more than she would make counting the inventory at Iceland should have the motivation towards her job equal to that of a coked up Lehman Brothers banker in the 1980’s. Then to compound this magical disaster of a relationship it turns out for all his arrogance and bluster all of his ideas are complete and utter dog shit, while he shrugs each tragic idea off with a “just throwing it out there” half arsed attitude.
 

This is why we need William Storey, imagine him coming in on the next season bringing a level of arrogance and delusion that Methven could only dream of. 

:lol: Netflix missed a trick not getting you to narrate the series.

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:lol: Add to the fact there were elements to their own support who literally made similar remarks to that same bloke. I genuinely don’t know why whenever stuff like this comes out they immediately feel the need to try and take some high ground over us, that support base supported a guy who was diddling a little girl, racially abused the mother of their best player, and again have made similar death threat comments to the same bloke they’re sticking up for. Pedo supporting cunts. 

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1 hour ago, Sonatine said:

Didn't they also glass Bob Murray in some restaurant once, or did I just make that one up? :lol: 

No no no- totally made up story by the Magedia. 
 

https://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/7151101.clubs-chairman-hit-face-glass-restaurant/

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/fan-arrest-in-glassing-567013

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22 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Ritchie Hardy Garages.They had a Peugeot dealership in Hepburn.Maybe still do.

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1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

There's a bit of mackem fewm at the lad from BT sport. :lol:

 

 

 

Some funny, but orc-looking fucker posted this in reply. 
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I’ll bet his neighbours are dreading the lockdown ending when they’ll have to look at him again. 
 

 

:lol:
 

 

 

 

;)

 

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1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

 

Some funny, but orc-looking fucker posted this in reply. 
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I’ll bet his neighbours are dreading the lockdown ending when they’ll have to look at him again. 
 

 

:lol:
 

 

 

 

;)

 

Why you..... I completely resemble that remark!!

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They love mentioning their Co Durham heritage.One makem on rtg said he still puts Co Durham,not Tyne and Wear, when he writes his sunlun address.Take away Palace Green in Durham City and the county has basically got nowt going for it.Scruffy pit villages and not one decent beach.No wonder their players ,when they can afford it,live nowhere near sunlun or Co Durham.

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47 minutes ago, essembeeofsunderland said:

They love mentioning their Co Durham heritage.One makem on rtg said he still puts Co Durham,not Tyne and Wear, when he writes his sunlun address.Take away Palace Green in Durham City and the county has basically got nowt going for it.Scruffy pit villages and not one decent beach.No wonder their players ,when they can afford it,live nowhere near sunlun or Co Durham.

There is absolutely no need to write Tyne and Wear on an address it is postally none required information.

 

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