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Gandaft has reputedly (ie according to him, therefore not all) launched a beef jerky using very similar branding to his fake ‘data systems’ company. Beef jerky ffs :lol: 

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My mate makes his own jerky in his shed. Made one from venison (not Barry lol) & Carolina reaper peppers. 

 

I think they have equal chance of buying Sunderland.

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3 minutes ago, Tom said:

My mate makes his own jerky in his shed. Made one from venison (not Barry lol) & Carolina reaper peppers. 

 

I think they have equal chance of buying Sunderland.

MF has a jerky shed 

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And another thing, has the phrase "luxury beef jerky" even been used before?

 

"Barkeep, a package of your finest luxury beef jerky which I shall wash down with this delectable beverage of Rich Energy!"

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:lol:
 

I love how Gandaft’s grand announcements are all so non-specific. 
“Two Cotswold Farmers”- no names, no specifics. 
Look at the pic he’s posted- he’s just shat in a bag and printed some labels off- even the barcode is covered , no specifics 

 

Also, it’s in a gold bag, therefore “luxury”. 
:lol:

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1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

:lol:
 

I love how Gandaft’s grand announcements are all so non-specific. 
“Two Cotswold Farmers”- no names, no specifics. 
Look at the pic he’s posted- he’s just shat in a bag and printed some labels off- even the barcode is covered , no specifics 

 

Also, it’s in a gold bag, therefore “luxury”. 
:lol:

The farmers have signed a non-disclosure agreement 

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11 minutes ago, Tom said:

“Ethically sourced” as if they’ve waited for the animal to drop dead & consulted its family. :lol: 

It wouldn’t surprise me if it was roadkill. :lol:

 

“ New Flavours- Compacted Luxury Badger and Premium Thinned Hedgehog” 

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Has this bellend not taken over their club yet? How fucking long has this shit been going on now seriously. It's like an unbelievably shit version of our own takeover drama except with no money, no apparent reason for any delay and no chance of any progression of their club's stature no matter what happens. That beard is a crime against humanity though so they've fucking nailed the human rights abuses tangent.

 

How are they doing this year anyway, I had the impression that they were looking better for going up than the last two tries.

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