Tom 14113 Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3937 Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 On 03/07/2020 at 11:39, Alex said: Not to mention how ‘classy’ it is hoping for load of clubs to go out of business just so they can benefit Expand You got to love their level of self delusion because they sing their peado can fuck who he wants to but no doubt the PL needs their "history of unparalleled class and dignity." Fuck off you inbred clueless cunts. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3937 Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 On 03/07/2020 at 11:29, Alex said: Can you two take this to the Ipswich forum? Expand I doubt Toonpack knows where Ipswich is in Queensland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4645 Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 What his cousin's stepdad didn't mention is they're one of the 14 teams going tits up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45838 Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 On 03/07/2020 at 12:10, sammynb said: While holding his little steam engine Expand Piston broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14113 Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 Sir Ricky Sbragia is a piss taker but he does it so “subtly” they don’t seem to realise. He’s been at it for years 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3937 Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 On 03/07/2020 at 13:22, Monkeys Fist said: Piston broke. Expand Is that the makem version of Gemill's broken sailor's banjo in the guitar thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45838 Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 On 03/07/2020 at 13:25, sammynb said: Is that the makem version of Gemill's broken sailor's banjo in the guitar thread? Expand Not quite as fabulous, darling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14113 Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 That sassy minx goes up to ELEVEN 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45838 Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 Does it come with a Derek Smalls package enhancer? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37320 Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 On 03/07/2020 at 13:22, Monkeys Fist said: Piston broke. Expand I’ve ended many a Saturday night in the same situation 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1222 Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 On 02/07/2020 at 15:00, Monkeys Fist said: Alex outing himself as a tractor nerd. Expand It doesn't surprise me in the slightest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45838 Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33655 Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 I thought he’d put all this behind him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14830 Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 Some might say that bloke was A-TRACTOR-ED to farming implements. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11818 Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 On 03/07/2020 at 11:10, sammynb said: Um, no. The good doctor was involved in the manufacture and design of tanks in WW2 but Porsche the company never made tanks, the tractors aren't even really Porsches, the engine and drivetrain was designed by Porsche but they were made by someone else and just badged Porsche. Anyway back to the sad makem cunts. Expand They made the chassis for the Elephant and Tiger’s I believe, having had their design for their own “tiger” knocked back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37320 Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 It’s still going Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3937 Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 On 03/07/2020 at 18:37, Toonpack said: They made the chassis for the Elephant and Tiger’s I believe, having had their design for their own “tiger” knocked back. Expand Quote Ferdinand Porsche founded the company called "Dr. Ing. h. c. F. Porsche GmbH" in 1931,[4] with main offices at Kronenstraße 24 in the centre of Stuttgart.[5] Initially, the company offered motor vehicle development work and consulting,[4] but did not build any cars under its own name. One of the first assignments the new company received was from the German government to design a car for the people, that is a "Volkswagen".[4] This resulted in the Volkswagen Beetle, one of the most successful car designs of all time.[6] The Porsche 64 was developed in 1939 using many components from the Beetle.[4] During World War II,[7] Volkswagen production turned to the military version of the Volkswagen Beetle, the Kübelwagen,[7] 52,000 produced, and Schwimmwagen,[7] 15,584 produced.[8] Porsche produced several designs for heavy tanks during the war, losing out to Henschel & Son in both contracts that ultimately led to the Tiger I and the Tiger II. However, not all this work was wasted, as the chassis Porsche designed for the Tiger I was used as the base for the Elefant tank destroyer. Porsche also developed the Maus super-heavy tank in the closing stages of the war, producing two prototypes.[9] Expand Lots of design work but no knocking one out in the back shed ala Monkey Fist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14113 Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 German motor companies are proper incestuous mind. VW, Audi, Porsche, all in the same bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3937 Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 On 03/07/2020 at 22:49, Tom said: German motor companies are proper incestuous mind. VW, Audi, Porsche, all in the same bed. Expand That group is (and add to it Seat/Skoda/Bentley/Lambo/Bugatti/Ducati/and a bunch of truck brands) but Merc and BMW aren't part of the mechanical fourth reich'n'roll. VAG is so "special" they even have their own font to rule the world - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VAG_Rounded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14113 Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 I love my VW Polo like, great car. Fancy a van next mind. Big ol transporter to turn into a camper. They don’t really look like campers so it’s ok to roll up to work in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14830 Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 Sometimes I pick a random page of this thread and read a bit because, wherever you land, it’s hilarious. In future, I’ll make sure to avoid Page 599. 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3937 Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 On 03/07/2020 at 22:58, Tom said: I love my VW Polo like, great car. Fancy a van next mind. Big ol transporter to turn into a camper. They don’t really look like campers so it’s ok to roll up to work in Expand In 2006 we tripped around the world cup in a VW Transporter California which was a great camper, steel pop up roof, did 190 on the autobahn, that's what you need T-Keith. https://www.outandaboutlive.co.uk/motorhomes/reviews/motorhomes/details/motorhome-review-the-2006-volkswagen-california-se-on-swb-25td-vw-t5/898997 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14113 Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 On 03/07/2020 at 18:33, Ayatollah Hermione said: Some might say that bloke was A-TRACTOR-ED to farming implements. Expand On 03/07/2020 at 23:11, Ayatollah Hermione said: Sometimes I pick a random page of this thread and read a bit because, wherever you land, it’s hilarious. In future, I’ll make sure to avoid Page 599. Expand Spot on 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 10632 Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 On 03/07/2020 at 23:11, sammynb said: In 2006 we tripped around the world cup in a VW Transporter California which was a great camper, steel pop up roof, did 190 on the autobahn, that's what you need T-Keith. https://www.outandaboutlive.co.uk/motorhomes/reviews/motorhomes/details/motorhome-review-the-2006-volkswagen-california-se-on-swb-25td-vw-t5/898997 Expand With a Porsche designed tank you wouldn’t have had any problems with traffic jams though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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