Kevin Carr's Gloves 3809 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 13 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: The only injection you need to worry about is the beef one that your lass is getting behind your back. It’s not behind his back, he sits in the corner watching, knocking one out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21813 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 18 hours ago, t00nraider2 said: They've recently had a £10mil injection by a group of multi billionaires to invest in recruitment and facilities, yet our club are still using wheely bins and inflatable pools. Are we confident in Ashley having a long term investment plan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5183 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 19 hours ago, t00nraider2 said: They've recently had a £10mil injection by a group of multi billionaires to invest in recruitment and facilities, yet our club are still using wheely bins and inflatable pools. Are we confident in Ashley having a long term investment plan? This is possibly the most desperate post I've seen from a mackem. That £10m, as I gather from RTG, is being spent refurbishing a lift and other bits and pieces around the stadium. You let us know how that turns out as a 'long term investment plan' for a football club. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11309 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 If it costs £10 million to spruce up a lift, that must be some fucking lift. The flying glass one from Charlies Chocolate Factory has nowt on this cunt. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42066 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 It’ll have to be triple the working load of normal lifts to account for the sacks of chips they’ve got on their shoulders. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42066 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 2 hours ago, Rayvin said: This is possibly the most desperate post I've seen from a mackem. That £10m, as I gather from RTG, is being spent refurbishing a lift and other bits and pieces around the stadium. You let us know how that turns out as a 'long term investment plan' for a football club. What makes it doubly funny is that when the absolute whopper started posting on here, he made out that he was a pro-Ashley Mag Make your fucking mind up, Marra. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32734 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 23 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: It is, I was thinking of another lass, used to be an athlete- Kathy Tayler. Also remember Wincey Willis? Last I heard of her was a few years ago she was caught shoplifting in Asda, Longbenton. Plain clothes store detectives found a pair of unpaid sunglasses and tampons in her handbag. Willis claimed she was expecting some sunny periods. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17079 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 19 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Also remember Wincey Willis? Last I heard of her was a few years ago she was caught shoplifting in Asda, Longbenton. Plain clothes store detectives found a pair of unpaid sunglasses and tampons in her handbag. Willis claimed she was expecting some sunny periods. Just read this in the queue at John Lewis now everyone thinks I'm a fuckin idiot 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32734 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 7 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Just read this in the queue at John Lewis now everyone thinks I'm a fuckin idiot 'Thinks' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17079 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 9 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: 'Thinks' Ok....they probably had their first impressions confirmed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5183 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 Their football situation is so exciting that they have a thread where they collectively count to 1 million. Seriously. That's the thread. Each poster adds the next number in the chain. It starts at 100,036 because, presumably, the original was destroyed. They have been doing this for over a year. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/count-to-a-million-from-100-036.1434245/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30266 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 999,998 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpartaFC 311 Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 Unreal. Asking, on the internet, for info on the cheapest hotel near Wembley in August. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9110 Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 oh and a very merry christmas to the mackems too.... https://www.theguardian.com/football/2019/dec/24/sunderland-lowest-point-history-league-one-how-come-to-this unlucky! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30266 Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 There’s an upmarket area of Sunderland?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6986 Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 1 hour ago, ewerk said: There’s an upmarket area of Sunderland? No Cleadon is in South Tyneside 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4371 Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 2 hours ago, thebrokendoll said: oh and a very merry christmas to the mackems too.... https://www.theguardian.com/football/2019/dec/24/sunderland-lowest-point-history-league-one-how-come-to-this unlucky! One word answer to the main question posed - karma - and it's a bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34846 Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 (edited) Considering what a shit tip of a club they are I find her pretentious purple prose fucking hilarious. That’s based on the first line, which is as far as I got. Ugly faux mackem bint Edited December 25, 2019 by Alex 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7073 Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 She writes like an irritating 14 year old, reading it is like pulling teeth. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10744 Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 On 12/21/2019 at 23:39, Monkeys Fist said: So, since the season of goodwill is upon us, ( and I’ve partaken of several Christmas spirits ), a question arises in my mind about our sister-fucking neighbours. But first some preamble.… Our long rivalry has brought both pain and pleasure, in our case the latter mostly edging it, with us historically beating the fuck out of them on everything that counts. They love to bleat on about the last few derby results, but they were very much Pyrrhic victories for them- it seemed that they threw everything at them to the ultimate detriment of their club as a whole. ( And it most definitely is a hole). For the last 20+ years, they’ve royally stunk out whichever league they’ve infected, with their rancid fan’s behaviour and their laughably needy desperation to be loved by every and any club that isn’t us. The nadir of this awfulness was their morally bankrupt support, from the highest to lowest level of their club, of their beloved player, convicted paedophile Adam Johnson. It’s been an absolute joy to watch them plummet through the leagues, dragging poor Burton Albion with them, and a constant source of delight to witness the filthy pack of cunts have their hopes momentarily raised, just to see them crash and burn faster and more spectactularly than the Challenger shuttle. Whenever our despised owner has given them fuel to cackle like senile old women at our own club’s woes, their various owners over the years have always, without fail, managed to fuck things up on a far more hilarious scale than anything the Fat Cunt has managed. And so… the question. Would you rather see them continue on their monumental spiral down to oblivion, knowing it ultimately means no more derbys, but brings the massively entertaining money-shot of seeing them crash out of existence/the Football League, or would you rather see them level out where they are, permanently in the twilight zone, but with the odd chance of meeting them in the cups? I'm thoroughly enjoying their troubles. I don't want any club to go bust, but a spell in League 2, or the Vanarama Conference would be fucking hilarious. The way they're twisting themselves in knots about our season is fascinating. They're attempting to get the ideas that the team is shit but under performing, the new manager was shit but is the reason for our lofty position, the old manager is chequebook manager despite getting fuck all backing, the owner is mint, all to work together with the results being better than expected. If I was a mackem I'd be having a got at the dwindling attendances, the piss poor performances of the strikers, bemoaning Newcastle's luck and leaving it at that. Nice, safe and easy to argue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 Unless your team are 13th in league one - in which case you don’t have a single argument to make. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9110 Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 1 hour ago, The Fish said: I'm thoroughly enjoying their troubles. I don't want any club to go bust, but a spell in League 2, or the Vanarama Conference would be fucking hilarious. The way they're twisting themselves in knots about our season is fascinating. They're attempting to get the ideas that the team is shit but under performing, the new manager was shit but is the reason for our lofty position, the old manager is chequebook manager despite getting fuck all backing, the owner is mint, all to work together with the results being better than expected. If I was a mackem I'd be having a got at the dwindling attendances, the piss poor performances of the strikers, bemoaning Newcastle's luck and leaving it at that. Nice, safe and easy to argue. fuck the horrible bitter cunts. i'd love to see them cease to be. they're an absolute nothing club, whose main claims to fame in living memory are both footballing anomalies. an f.a. cup win in '73 and their string of derby victories. the last of their TWO competitive forays in to europe was over 46 years ago. they mocked the championship and clubs like burton who competed in it. they consider themselves to be everybody's cup final in the third division despite languishing in the bottom half of it. they make outlandish and bizarre claims about their classy support and their multitude of football friends whilst at the same time they were singing songs in support of and justifying the actions of a fucking nonce. there's no limits to the depths i'd like to see them sink and i hope they have a shite new year! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13794 Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 Fish is like one of those idealistic characters in a drama who thinks he can turn a criminals life around by talking to them. Just like bank robbers will always be thieves, Mackems will always be highly illogical, deluded tramps. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13794 Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 Asking people to put the pools on so they can keep the stadium clean is the most Sunderland thing I’ve heard in at least 5 days 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9110 Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 the cheeky cunts have just had a £10m loan to fix the lifts and speakers. yet they want more?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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