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[Anorthernsoul 1221]

 Honestly man they should be prescribed as an antidepressant, if you're feeling down just think it could be a lot worse, you could have been born a mackem.

 

 

Edited May 28, 2019 by Anorthernsoul

[Howay 12496]

 Fucking hell it feels magic that the NUFC fan base had these fucking chancers sussed from the start, even better that it’s only dawning on the mackems now as they have a whole summer of doing fuck all but fume about it as ‘them up the road’ have positive take over talks. 

[Tom 14011]

Yep - we clocked them straight away.

”We’ve got out football club back”

Suck it up you smelly tramps  

[SpartaFC 311]

 

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/the-obsession.1475285/

[Rayvin 5176]

Dear me...

 

I mean there's clutching at straws and then there's whatever the fuck that is. A whole different level of delusion.

Edited May 29, 2019 by Rayvin

[NJS 4371]

That's the cunt who predicted we were going to do a Leeds/Portsmouth and were heading for admin when Shepherd was in charge - ironic considering where they are at the moment. 

[Monkeys Fist 42064]

You could’ve just stopped after your third word, NJS. 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3809]

Apparently the don did a podcast and told them they’re much better off in League 1 and that everything is great financially.

[Andrew 4718]

The cup final/wembley talk is amazing, they got to the final of a cup we've never been low enough in the league structure to be entered into and a playoff final for a league we've never dropped to.

 

Lost both and think thats something they can hold over us  

[Ayatollah Hermione 13794]

Aye, I’m really jealous that we didn’t get to go to Wembley and make a laughing stock of ourselves in the capital

[Rayvin 5176]

2 minutes ago, Andrew said:

The cup final/wembley talk is amazing, they got to the final of a cup we've never been low enough in the league structure to be entered into and a playoff final for a league we've never dropped to.

 

Lost both and think thats something they can hold over us  

 

This is a fair point  We haven't been shit enough to even qualify for their two Wembley finals. I'm quite certain that if you put the current NUFC side in a League One playoff final and the Checkatrade final, we'd win both with something to spare.

We'd certainly register more than one shot on target. Plus you'd notice our fans were there.

[Howay 12496]

 That’s really fucking weird man, I genuinely thought when i scrolled down the replies would have been saying it was embarrassing, instead it’s “woah that’s class that marra”  

[Howmanheyman 32728]

53 minutes ago, Howay said:

 That’s really fucking weird man, I genuinely thought when i scrolled down the replies would have been saying it was embarrassing, instead it’s “woah that’s class that marra”  

 

Mackem Rap for Major Major:

 

Ahm a lyrical gangsta from Sunalin way,

Never quite sure what ahm going fucking say,

Whatever it is, it'll make no sense,

Mackem logic, real nonce-sense.

About the Mags and Wemb-er-ley

The checkatrade and division three,

They've never been there since 1999, 2000, 2018 or 2019?

I've lost my rhythm, marra, where was I at?

Ahm a fucking lower league fan

It's as simple as that.

The Don is here, he'll sort us out,

And what about Methvin, give him a shout!

He said Charlton had more fans than us,

Said their lads made all the fuss,

I reckon a Mag got in his head

Made him talk all that shit instead,

Cos you can keep your Rafa and your Awab Sheikh,

We've got the Don and Charlie and Jack Ross, mate.

Ahm not obsessed, ahm not a loon,

Ah only wish I was from the toon,

Ah shit! ah've said it, it's coming out,

Ahm in me muthas bedroom,

Knocking one out,

In her boyfriend's nufc top,

And it's no joke,

Those black & white stripes, man

Ahm on the vinegar stroke.......Efffffffffff Teeeeeeee.......Emmmmmm.......(flap, flap, spurt).

 

 

 

[Rayvin 5176]

I fucking hope one of them sees that and posts it over there  

[Ayatollah Hermione 13794]

 Major Major, on the wall, who’s the daftest shite of all?

[Renton 21300]

1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Mackem Rap for Major Major:

 

Ahm a lyrical gangsta from Sunalin way,

Never quite sure what ahm going fucking say,

Whatever it is, it'll make no sense,

Mackem logic, real nonce-sense.

About the Mags and Wemb-er-ley

The checkatrade and division three,

They've never been there since 1999, 2000, 2018 or 2019?

I've lost my rhythm, marra, where was I at?

Ahm a fucking lower league fan

It's as simple as that.

The Don is here, he'll sort us out,

And what about Methvin, give him a shout!

He said Charlton had more fans than us,

Said their lads made all the fuss,

I reckon a Mag got in his head

Made him talk all that shit instead,

Cos you can keep your Rafa and your Awab Sheikh,

We've got the Don and Charlie and Jack Ross, mate.

Ahm not obsessed, ahm not a loon,

Ah only wish I was from the toon,

Ah shit! ah've said it, it's coming out,

Ahm in me muthas bedroom,

Knocking one out,

In her boyfriend's nufc top,

And it's no joke,

Those black & white stripes, man

Ahm on the vinegar stroke.......Efffffffffff Teeeeeeee.......Emmmmmm.......(flap, flap, spurt).

 

 

 

 

 

HMHM, you've missed your calling mate.

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 42064]

[Howay 12496]

 

Btw I love that he had to change it because originally he put that we’d not played at Wembley, when we’d obviously played Spurs there in the only league that matters (RTG circa 2016/17 season). 

Edited May 29, 2019 by Howay

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

sunlun are shit. 

Canny? 

[Howmanheyman 32728]

I'm in two minds whether this fucker is actually having us on and is actually quite a funny bloke. Hard to tell with them.

 

 

 

Edited May 29, 2019 by Howmanheyman

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

let's get out of the season next league

[Rayvin 5176]

I've seen that guy a few times and if he's taking the piss out of them, he's bloody good. I think he's a legit fan tbh...

[zerosum 234]

[Howay 12496]

He’s just some thick cunt tbh. His laugh gives it away for me, you can’t fake a laugh that makes you sound that fucking dense. 

 

They’ll all be full of hot air about coming up next season. They need to remember they come 5th...

[The Fish 10734]

20 hours ago, Rayvin said:

 

This is a fair point  We haven't been shit enough to even qualify for their two Wembley finals. I'm quite certain that if you put the current NUFC side in a League One playoff final and the Checkatrade final, we'd win both with something to spare.

We'd certainly register more than one shot on target. Plus you'd notice our fans were there.

We weren't even shit enough to need a Championship Play-off trip to Wembley. Instead, despite assurances from Wearside that we'd struggle, we finished 1st in that league both times.