Sonatine 11376 Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 19 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Play offs only now for Sunderland. Squeaky bum time now at the 3rd division club..... You know this fucker is beyond tragic when the worst thing in the photo isn't his haircut 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 At least he’s focused on the match, either that or he’s having a reyt good push. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33194 Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 14 minutes ago, Howay said: Equal on points with Lee Bowyer’s Charlton so it looks like Charlton v Mackems in the playoffs, howay Lee knock those fucking tramps out the semi final. Charlton v Sunderland in the play offs, you say? "Memories Light the corners of my mind Misty water-colored memories Of the way we were...." 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13866 Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 They're going into the playoffs with no momentum and they could potentially face Portsmouth in the final, a team that's already beat them at Wembley at once this season. It's the gift that keeps on giving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 United by special bonds and mag hatred, separated by https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/perspex-walls-around-away-section.1471415/ because they get bags of shit flung at them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33194 Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 2 hours ago, TheGingerQuiff said: United by special bonds and mag hatred, separated by https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/perspex-walls-around-away-section.1471415/ because they get bags of shit flung at them You know who's fault it is don't you? Not Coventry fans, not Portsmouth fans, no, it's...... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13866 Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 The shady cabal of Tyneside businessmen have got their claws in the police now. They're like if the Illuminati existed but instead of inventing AIDs and assassinating presidents, they conspired to keep Sunderland from blooming into the nation's second city 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11376 Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 All part of the Shadowy Cabal of Tyneside businessmen, whose only purpose is to keep the righteous folk of wearside from fulfilling their destiny. Shame that destiny is just to shit on as many seats as possible, but still 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21623 Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 3 hours ago, TheGingerQuiff said: United by special bonds and mag hatred, separated by https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/perspex-walls-around-away-section.1471415/ because they get bags of shit flung at them Problem is, Portsmouth have no class unlike the mackems. Quote Needed electrodes on their bollocks today - classless pricks the lot of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42438 Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 2 hours ago, Renton said: Problem is, Portsmouth have no class unlike the mackems. “Plus a squirt or two of Zyklon B maybe?” Oof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 They’re quick to forget that at one of the Derby’s at SJP they launched a flare into our disabled fans section. At the time it was the funniest thing ever but suddenly it’s abhorrent. Perhaps the Portsmouth fans were using a different brand of flare!? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 Where have the Seaburn Casualties gone? 20 of those could have taken Sparta. Or was it their local Spar? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42438 Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 17 minutes ago, essembeeofsunderland said: Where have the Seaburn Casualties gone? 20 of those could have taken Sparta. Or was it their local Spar? Last I heard, they went to Berwick for a scrap, got so bored they ended up forming a Magic The Gathering league, and were never heard from again. Perhaps. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5222 Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Last I heard, they went to Berwick for a scrap, got so bored they ended up forming a Magic The Gathering league, and were never heard from again. Perhaps. That's exactly what how it happens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 10 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Last I heard, they went to Berwick for a scrap, got so bored they ended up forming a Magic The Gathering league, and were never heard from again. Perhaps. At least they can’t get relegated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42438 Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 Glad to see I’m not the only one bored witless this Sunday afternoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 (edited) Don’t worry everyone there is still hope for another special relationship to be forged: But those Pompey lads still have to watch themselves or they’ll get a clip from the worldwide SAFC fan base (special mention to the below being a response to that knacker Dangermows trying to portray their scummy fan base as whiter than white): aaaaand yet another brilliant bit of delusion chucked in for good measure: everyones cup final etc. I wonder when they’ll click on that it’s not the case? Season 2 in League One maybe, I still can’t believe they call us deluded all of the above comes from one thread, there’s also a Boro fan arguing before they try to form a bond with them by saying most Sunderland fans want Boro to do well and vice versa. The top 2 divisions are far better without these deluded, trampy fuckers. They’ve been absolutely shite in every division they’ve been in for my entire life, they idolize Kevin Phillips and Niall Quinn, 2 absolutely bang average strikers which says it all really. Edited April 28, 2019 by Howay 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 They’ve finished in the top 10 of the first division twice in the last 60 years. They're a nothing club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11376 Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 I'll always love the fact they they just make stuff up, then get really angry about the stuff they've just invented 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 I for one hope I can relive our eventual decline via a streaming service. I'm so jealous I hope we go down asap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21623 Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 Me too. I'm totally gutted we're not the subject of a Netflix documentary reporting our relegation to the third tier at the hands of Burton and Darren Bent. Also gutted we don't have a nonce footballer to adulate. Who wouldn't be? Jealous as fuck. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 They are a small time nothing club. They are where they are because that is their level, shit always ends up in the sewer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 It doesn’t like. I once had a poo in a forest. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 5 minutes ago, Tom said: It doesn’t like. I once had a poo in a forest. It's well known gamekeeper's scoop any shit found in a forest and dump it in the nearest drain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30609 Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 13 minutes ago, Anorthernsoul said: shit always ends up in the sewer. That was his defence too. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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