The Fish 10706 Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Billy Whitehurst said: Just saw on Sky Sports News that Sunderland are closing the cash turnstiles for their remaining two home games to stop Newcastle fans going to take the piss. You’d surely think that a set of fans who paid a to fly a plane over St.James’ park (on a day we were humping Spurs 5-1 with 10 men), celebrating our narrow relegation, would be able to take a bit of piss taking over their impending drop to a division that will likely include Accrington Stanley and Fleetwood Town. I've not heard of any Newcastle fans actually bothering their arse to attend a game there, wasn't it just a rumour on RTG? To be fair you'd have to be a bit empty to want to, imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34822 Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 Aye, it's the first I've heard of it. Classic 'Mag at work' bollocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4371 Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 LT's article in the guardian said there were a thousand at the Gillingham game - a classic Mackem multiplier - there were a couple of hundred as far as I can remember from talking to people who were there (from both sides). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13794 Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 Playing the obsessed card while being obsessed enough to invent things about us at every opportunity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon 13 Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 5 hours ago, Billy Whitehurst said: Just saw on Sky Sports News that Sunderland are closing the cash turnstiles for their remaining two home games to stop Newcastle fans going to take the piss. I have a couple of friends who are Makams who had planned to go to the Wolves game as they believe the club is set to implode over the summer and it might be their last chance to watch SAFC. They're pretty pissed with this since they can't get tickets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42048 Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 Tell them to squeeze out a turd on their kitchen bench, put the radio commentary on, then stare at the turd as they listen. They’ll feel like they’re there. Especially if they give up and fuck off 45 minutes in. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Tbh they should welcome the money, the skint little tramps. As Billy said they’ve got some brass neck acting outraged about what’s likely a handful of Newcastle fans wanting to go and take the piss when they paid for a plane with a banner. The best part about that plane is as time goes by it looks more and more small time. That plane rental probably cost a good percentage of their gate receipts this season. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10706 Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 13 hours ago, Leon said: I have a couple of friends who are Makams who had planned to go to the Wolves game as they believe the club is set to implode over the summer and it might be their last chance to watch SAFC. They're pretty pissed with this since they can't get tickets. If they're that keen, can't they just appeal to mackem twitter? They shouldn't use the #FTM hashtag though, that is the hashtag used by member of the trans community who're transitioning or have transitioned from Female To Male. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3207 Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 13 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Tell them to squeeze out a turd on their kitchen bench, put the radio commentary on, then stare at the turd as they listen. They’ll feel like they’re there. If no turd actually comes out they could just sit there with pants around their ankles, this will also make them feel like they're there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3809 Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Not sure if it has been posted yet but this thread https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/predictions-for-safc-nufc-boro-finishing-places-end-of-the-season.1383654/ is effing hilarious. In a proper funny way not a bad maths masquerading as humour way. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene_Clark 12 Posted April 13, 2018 Author Share Posted April 13, 2018 this thread is good; zig81 really is the bitterest bastard in the world https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/michael-martin.1420348/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon 13 Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 3 hours ago, The Fish said: If they're that keen, can't they just appeal to mackem twitter? They shouldn't use the #FTM hashtag though, that is the hashtag used by member of the trans community who're transitioning or have transitioned from Female To Male. They're more pissed off that 'massive lad fans' like themselves can't just go to the ticket office and even though they don't have a ticket history between them it doesn't seem to trigger how ironic their claims of being lifelong supporters and inability to buy tickets is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1221 Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 4 hours ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: Not sure if it has been posted yet but this thread https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/predictions-for-safc-nufc-boro-finishing-places-end-of-the-season.1383654/ is effing hilarious. In a proper funny way not a bad maths masquerading as humour way. I love that there's still a lot of their lot that expected us to turn on Rafa as soon as anything went wrong. It's fucking killing them that he's here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3207 Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 I'm looking forward to the 2018 version of this picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34822 Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 1 minute ago, Tdansmith said: I'm looking forward to the 2018 version of this picture. There you go: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene_Clark 12 Posted April 13, 2018 Author Share Posted April 13, 2018 Massive love to the Fish who has to endure endless accusations that he's me, for some reason that's beyond the comprehension of either of us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10706 Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 It's just bizarre. I think it's because we both use long words and have a tendency to write longer posts than they like. Unfortunately for them I don't think a considered point can be put across in three words and a smiley. It winds them up so much though, I'm baffled as to why they don't ignore me? Instead they swarm onto any thread I've posted something in, eager to tell me a) how they think I'm obsessed with Sunderland, 2) how I'm actually you and iii) how my posts are too long. a) I'm not 2) I'm not iii) they are That Zig81 bloke is the worst of the lot, I swear he spends more time calling other people names than actually talking about Sunderland. Off the top of my head he'll be; an overweight taxi driver, probably served in the military, voted Brexit to stop immigrants but definitely isn't a racist, thinks he's a hard man and that it matters, enjoys those football hooligan movies, hasn't got a problem with "poofters" but thinks it's unnatural... Y'know, a cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34822 Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, The Fish said: I think it's because we both use long words and have a tendency to write longer posts than they like. You think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10706 Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 4 minutes ago, Alex said: You think? I do, and settle in for an hour or so as I explain why that shows a lack of intelligence on their part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34822 Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Can't. I'm washing my hair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10706 Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 No worries, I'll send you an audio file of me talking about it for you to listen to in the bath. I warn you though, I tend to ramble on and don't get to the point as quickly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene_Clark 12 Posted April 13, 2018 Author Share Posted April 13, 2018 1 hour ago, The Fish said: It's just bizarre. I think it's because we both use long words and have a tendency to write longer posts than they like. Unfortunately for them I don't think a considered point can be put across in three words and a smiley. It winds them up so much though, I'm baffled as to why they don't ignore me? Instead they swarm onto any thread I've posted something in, eager to tell me a) how they think I'm obsessed with Sunderland, 2) how I'm actually you and iii) how my posts are too long. a) I'm not 2) I'm not iii) they are That Zig81 bloke is the worst of the lot, I swear he spends more time calling other people names than actually talking about Sunderland. Off the top of my head he'll be; an overweight taxi driver, probably served in the military, voted Brexit to stop immigrants but definitely isn't a racist, thinks he's a hard man and that it matters, enjoys those football hooligan movies, hasn't got a problem with "poofters" but thinks it's unnatural... Y'know, a cunt. zig81 is a fucking moron, but DrNo! Is just as bad; 99% of his posts are anti NUFC. He's another with a hatred of me because he got caught out by his email address of rokerlad@hotmail.com - he's a voyeur who likes watching dogging couples..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21811 Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Who isn’t? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42048 Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 25 minutes ago, Gene_Clark said: zig81 is a fucking moron, but DrNo! Is just as bad; 99% of his posts are anti NUFC. He's another with a hatred of me because he got caught out by his email address of rokerlad@hotmail.com - he's a voyeur who likes watching dogging couples..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene_Clark 12 Posted April 13, 2018 Author Share Posted April 13, 2018 22 minutes ago, Tdansmith said: You post on the sunderland board rtg ? used to, years back but got banned under both names i had not even registered now on account of their bizarre insistence on a non-webmail email..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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