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[Howmanheyman 37090]

Ah, yet another special friendship, err, sorry, famship.

[Toonpack 11770]

56 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

Ah, yet another special friendship, err, sorry, famship.

 

Written in blud (and tears)

[Alex 37244]

The fucking state of the shit made up anecdotes in here btw:

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/worst-thing-trick-ever-played-on-a-newcastle-fan.1652349/

[Howmanheyman 37090]

2 hours ago, Alex said:

The fucking state of the shit made up anecdotes in here btw:

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/worst-thing-trick-ever-played-on-a-newcastle-fan.1652349/

 

I was round a mates for the last ever derby at roker, (first of many I'd miss due to no away fans and no ST), we had a few cans, celebrated the win and phoned a few Sunderland numbers including the windmill, asked to speak to Leslie, the voice asked 'Leslie who?' we started singing 'leslie! Leslie Ferdinand!'

 

That's the the first time I've ever mentioned that anecdote which shows how mind blowingly bang average it was. GERRIN!!!

 

 

[Renton 24175]

This tragic Keith moderator. Seems obsessed with licking arses. Not very hygienic. Here's a small taste. 

 

 

[Alex 37244]

Was it him or exile who was as good a player as Bruno? 

[Howmanheyman 37090]

3 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

I was round a mates for the last ever derby at roker, (first of many I'd miss due to no away fans and no ST), we had a few cans, celebrated the win and phoned a few Sunderland numbers including the windmill, asked to speak to Leslie, the voice asked 'Leslie who?' we started singing 'leslie! Leslie Ferdinand!'

 

That's the the first time I've ever mentioned that anecdote which shows how mind blowingly bang average it was. GERRIN!!!

 

 

 

Forgot to add his response..... "It's fucking Mags again!"

[Ian2509 8]

49 minutes ago, Alex said:

Was it him or exile who was as good a player as Bruno? 

 

Exile - who seems to have disappeared.

 

Probably under his bed with his hands over his ears chanting "The Saudis walked away..."

[Renton 24175]

1 hour ago, Alex said:

Was it him or exile who was as good a player as Bruno? 

 

Not him but his opinion on our players is absolutely laughable. 

 

[Monkeys Fist 45799]

8 minutes ago, Ian2509 said:

 

Exile - who seems to have disappeared.

 

Probably under his bed with his hands over his ears chanting "The Saudis walked away..."

Hello Ian2509, 

We normally give new members a bit of roasting as a welcome, but it’s official “Be nice to new sign ups Day”, so…

 

… you ok mate? Where you from, what do you do, do you like drug, do you like minge or meatus? 
 

Tell us about you 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you cunt. 
 

@Andrew How’d I do? 

[thebrokendoll 10526]

8 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Not him but his opinion on our players is absolutely laughable. 

 

 

 

[Renton 24175]

Never fails to make me laugh.

[Alex 37244]

We should send Isak on loan to a championship club. Because a half decent run of games there seems to add about £20m to a player’s value 

[Howmanheyman 37090]

58 minutes ago, Ian2509 said:

 

Exile - who seems to have disappeared.

 

Probably under his bed with his hands over his ears chanting "The Saudis walked away..."

 

Good first post, Ian, take note toonAI. 

[Dougle 3734]

1 hour ago, Ian2509 said:

 

Exile - who seems to have disappeared.

 

Probably under his bed with his hands over his ears chanting "The Saudis walked away..."

 

To the tune of Sweet Caroline?

[Renton 24175]

3 hours ago, Renton said:

This tragic Keith moderator. Seems obsessed with licking arses. Not very hygienic. Here's a small taste. 

 

 

 

Fucking hell. This is from today. 

 

[Gemmill 51094]

The fucking stupid cunts liking and laughing at his patter btw. 

 

Anyway tell him we've got a new song. To the tune of Sweet Caroline. 

[Meenzer 16604]

11 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

The fucking stupid cunts liking and laughing at his patter btw. 

 

Anyway tell him we've got a new song. To the tune of Sweet Caroline. 

 

Sweeeeet Arab hoop

Saudis always taste so good

[Alex 37244]

He’s fucking devastated about our success. Which is nice 

[thebrokendoll 10526]

32 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

 

Sweeeeet Arab hoop

Saudis always taste so good

 

I. feeling fine

duh duh duh

arab hoop is like good wine

[Ian2509 8]

Keith went missing for a while after this gem on cup final day.

 

[Monkeys Fist 45799]

2 hours ago, Meenzer said:

 

Sweeeeet Arab hoop

Saudis always taste so good

Last Christmas 

I licked Arab arse

 But the very next day 

I semi frontiered. 

[Dazzler 12167]

3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Last Christmas 

I licked Arab arse

 But the very next day 

I semi frontiered. 

Licking Arab arse on chrimboah is jeyhad, marra

[Sonatine 12067]

Now Keith told the mackem men
You have to let those mags drop
The oil down St James' way
Has been shakin' to the top
Keith he drove his Cadillac
He went a cruisin' down Barrack Road
Sam Fender was a standing
On the radiator grille

The mackems don't like it
Rockin' the Casbah
Rockin' the Casbah
The mackems don't like it
Rockin' the Casbah
Rockin' the Casbah

[Rosco 934]

On the Mickey Mouse cup thread attendance for Saturday cup parade is driving “Sporty” nuts

 

Its a must read as he’s gone full on NASA / FBI / MI6 investigation using the latest 🙄 software to establish a true figure 

 

40k on town moor

 

Vast gaps on pavements mean vastly reduced numbers in Newcastle 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/micky-mouse-cup.1652290/page-6

Edited 6 hours ago by Rosco