Renton 23461 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 (edited) "Eyy marra, do you hate the mags n'arll?" As has been said, I'm trying to imagine a scenario where this would come up in any normal conversation. I can't. Utterly bizarre. Edited January 14 by Renton 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 10155 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 23 minutes ago, Renton said: I'm jealous as fuck of their two future England captains. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/mags-on-social-media.1647850/ sadly the most tragic thing on that thread (or any other one he contributes to for that matter) is biffo the bear. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1328 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 24 minutes ago, Renton said: I'm jealous as fuck of their two future England captains. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/mags-on-social-media.1647850/ Anyone got any idea who these two future captains are? I'd struggle to name two of their players full stop tbh. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4549 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 32 minutes ago, Renton said: The mackems are stating we referred to Andy Cole in racist terms. I can honestly say I have NEVER heard him referred to in these terms and suspect that even in 93 if somebody had said this they would have been pulled up on it or just outright punched in the face. The fucking brass neck of these fuckers too after the racist riots LESS THAN 6 months ago in their city centre. Cunts. Anyway, nice to see Brian Griffin is going to spread the message, not for petty football rivalry reasons, no sir. What a bunch of sad mackem bastards they are. I can remember a couple of articles in the rags using "Wor Blackie" but never heard it at a game or in general usage. I'm sure if they find any such article then that's it, it's gospel. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 11461 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 9 minutes ago, Renton said: "Eyy marra, do you hate the mags n'arll?" As has been said, I'm trying to imagine a scenario where this would come up in any normal conversation. I can't. Utterly bizarre. This has to be a closet mag on a wind up. No way are they comparing a cup final or champions league run to an inconsequential match in the championship - I'm not having it . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 44859 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 9 minutes ago, Renton said: "Eyy marra, do you hate the mags n'arll?" As has been said, I'm trying to imagine a scenario where this would come up in any normal conversation. I can't. Utterly bizarre. What the fuck is he getting at in the bit after the highlights? The only possible sensible conclusion I can think of is that he’s pointing out how unlikely it is we’ll have crowds as low as 40,000 in the foreseeable future. Is that player mentioned one of the two future England captains I should be jealous of? It’s just that I’ve honestly never heard of him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 23461 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 1 minute ago, David Kelly said: Anyone got any idea who these two future captains are? I'd struggle to name two of their players full stop tbh. It'll be Chris Rigg (NUFC fan btw) and Jobe Bellingham. From what I've seen of Sunderland this year, its impossible to predict how either would cope with the premier league. GIven how shit Jack Clarke has been, who far outshone these two, its quite a claim. And the fact is, Lewis Miley is already there. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4549 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 2 minutes ago, David Kelly said: Anyone got any idea who these two future captains are? I'd struggle to name two of their players full stop tbh. I'm guessing Rigg and Bellingham - because as we all know from the perfect example of Clarke last year, being reasonable for them in the 2nd division screams superstardom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 23461 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 1 minute ago, NJS said: I'm guessing Rigg and Bellingham - because as we all know from the perfect example of Clarke last year, being reasonable for them in the 2nd division screams superstardom. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4549 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 3 minutes ago, Dazzler said: This has to be a closet mag on a wind up. No way are they comparing a cup final or champions league run to an inconsequential match in the championship - I'm not having it . You're forgetting the invisible asterix next to all our results and achievements which sigbif)ies "tainted by blood". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 11461 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 3 minutes ago, Renton said: It'll be Chris Rigg (NUFC fan btw) and Jobe Bellingham. From what I've seen of Sunderland this year, its impossible to predict how either would cope with the premier league. GIven how shit Jack Clarke has been, who far outshone these two, its quite a claim. And the fact is, Lewis Miley is already there. Mackem lads at work rave about Rigg - who I believe is still only 17 - but their opinion on Bellingham changes week to week. Seemingly he is the type of player that when he's in the mood he changes games for them but he's just as likely to vanish into a vapour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12333 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 2 minutes ago, NJS said: You're forgetting the invisible asterix next to all our results and achievements which sigbif)ies "tainted by blood". #ATG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 11461 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 3 minutes ago, NJS said: You're forgetting the invisible asterix next to all our results and achievements which sigbif)ies "tainted by blood". ....and of course, the genocide marra. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 23461 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 4 minutes ago, Dazzler said: Mackem lads at work rave about Rigg - who I believe is still only 17 - but their opinion on Bellingham changes week to week. Seemingly he is the type of player that when he's in the mood he changes games for them but he's just as likely to vanish into a vapour. I think he's way too slow for the premier league, my impression anyway. I hope Rigg does well as a local lad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 11461 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Just now, Renton said: I think he's way too slow for the premier league, my impression anyway. I hope Rigg does well as a local lad. I hope he gets them £10m so that they know that the best player they've ever produced is worth a third of Elliot Anderson. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1328 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 25 minutes ago, Renton said: It'll be Chris Rigg (NUFC fan btw) and Jobe Bellingham. From what I've seen of Sunderland this year, its impossible to predict how either would cope with the premier league. GIven how shit Jack Clarke has been, who far outshone these two, its quite a claim. And the fact is, Lewis Miley is already there. My mate mentioned on Sunday that he watched a bit of their game against Stoke (unlike most of them) and I think he said Rigg got hauled off at half time. His opinion of him was too small to make it in the premier league where you have to be exceptionally quick or skilful to make it if you're that size. And he's neither, whereas Miley is 6ft 2 at 18 and has already bossed the PSG midfield in the Champions League. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 23461 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 3 minutes ago, David Kelly said: My mate mentioned on Sunday that he watched a bit of their game against Stoke (unlike most of them) and I think he said Rigg got hauled off at half time. His opinion of him was too small to make it in the premier league where you have to be exceptionally quick or skilful to make it if you're that size. And he's neither, whereas Miley is 6ft 2 at 18 and has already bossed the PSG midfield in the Champions League. This is what always amuses me about the mackems. Despite there literally being massive amounts of evidence pointing to the huge gap in the respective qualities of the leagues, they are just unable to grasp it. Even when they were in League 1 they didn't get it. The premier league is the most elite league in the World by a distance. It's also why none of us are arsed if they do scrape promotion. It would be great watching them get hammered day in day out for a whole year. Or they can stay where they are. It's win win. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 11461 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 1 minute ago, Renton said: This is what always amuses me about the mackems. Despite there literally being massive amounts of evidence pointing to the huge gap in the respective qualities of the leagues, they are just unable to grasp it. Even when they were in League 1 they didn't get it. The premier league is the most elite league in the World by a distance. It's also why none of us are arsed if they do scrape promotion. It would be great watching them get hammered day in day out for a whole year. Or they can stay where they are. It's win win. I'd like to see them get promoted and then be bought out by some middle eastern consortium of some kind (those tire kickers that were after us before PIF that also couldn't afford Derby would be hilarious) and watch them try and justify their quite clearly racist stance against our owners whilst being owned by people from the same region. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 23461 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Given who posted this, the highlighted here is off the fucking scale. This is the most bitter obsessed mackem prick ever. As for their stadium being expanded, there's literally been a thread on their board about it recently that was several thousand posts long. The consensus was "Build it and they will come" even though they don't currently come and there's plenty of space 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 44859 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Putting a few levels all round their gaff would create even bigger wind vortexes on the pitch. They’d likely actually witness* an F1-2 Shitnado. *obviously not eye-witness, as there’d still be no cunt there, but you know what I mean. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut 440 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 54 minutes ago, David Kelly said: Anyone got any idea who these two future captains are? I'd struggle to name two of their players full stop tbh. The pride they'll have when another one of their products dumps them before he plays 100 matches with them, and they claim trophies he wins elsewhere as their own. All while their actual captain continues being a slogger scrapping around the Play Offs as he marches towards 500 appearances for them. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14554 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 1 hour ago, Renton said: I'm jealous as fuck of their two future England captains. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/mags-on-social-media.1647850/ We have three current England internationals 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5889 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Sorry but I just clocked the relative attendances for the FA Cup games They have no business saying a damn thing atm. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 36165 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 (edited) 1 hour ago, Renton said: The mackems are stating we referred to Andy Cole in racist terms. I can honestly say I have NEVER heard him referred to in these terms and suspect that even in 93 if somebody had said this they would have been pulled up on it or just outright punched in the face. The fucking brass neck of these fuckers too after the racist riots LESS THAN 6 months ago in their city centre. Cunts. Anyway, nice to see Brian Griffin is going to spread the message, not for petty football rivalry reasons, no sir. What a bunch of sad mackem bastards they are. Absolute figment in the imagination of the journalist who wrote it at the time who in today's environment would've been pulled up about it online before either deleting it or muting replies. It was commented on by fans AT THE TIME WHO WERE ACTUALLY THERE, (unlike the halfwits posting on WearsideParanoia.com) and either laughed at as we knew it was turtle shit or angrily dismissed. I've no doubt the cunt in question just thought it's something they would probably say 'up there' and correctly assumed there'd be no real consequences back then. I can think of a few other fairytales the rags blatantly made up around then as well. Edited January 14 by Howmanheyman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7541 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 They've hidden that thread now 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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