aimaad22 4155 Posted 19 hours ago Share Posted 19 hours ago 3 hours ago, The Fish said: How the feck did he know that's exactly the thing on my mind every day?? How did we play in the CL and a cup final while they battered league one for six seasons no less?? How did it come to this? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42184 Posted 17 hours ago Share Posted 17 hours ago 1 hour ago, aimaad22 said: How did we play in the CL and a cup final while they got battered in league one for six seasons no less?? Slight FYP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 4155 Posted 16 hours ago Share Posted 16 hours ago No no no. They decided to stay in league one and show those teams who's boss, 6 years for good measure so they dont forget it. Then and only then could the march to our doorstep begin. Keep up MF 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11191 Posted 11 hours ago Share Posted 11 hours ago 11 hours ago, The Fish said: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21424 Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago So, let's try to guess which current central defender this SMB is talking about. Van Dijk? Stones, Diaz? Maybe further afield someone like Bastoni? No, he's talking about a mackem player. He's talking about Luke Onion. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32880 Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago Dan Burn reminds me of Jack Charlton, they're both big, blonde defenders from Northumberland. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21424 Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago 7 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Dan Burn reminds me of Jack Charlton, they're both big, blonde defenders from Northumberland. Tbf that is a much more reasonable comparison! Luke Onion shows his international class against the mighty Bristol City. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10805 Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago 9 minutes ago, Renton said: Tbf that is a much more reasonable comparison! Luke Onion shows his international class against the mighty Bristol City. You can't judge him off one photo, there's layers to the man. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44554 Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago Good way to tire the opposition out tbf. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21424 Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago (edited) 1 minute ago, The Fish said: You can't judge him off one photo, there's layers to the man. Well whatever, whenever I watch him play I cry laughing. Edit: funny thing was, he wasn't even sent off for that. I dunno, I think legalising unsolicited piggy backs is a slippery slope. Edited 4 hours ago by Renton 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9550 Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago 7 minutes ago, Renton said: Tbf that is a much more reasonable comparison! Luke Onion shows his international class against the mighty Bristol City. "'ere man, that was when ee was a centeh midfeyldeh man - back when ee was the second coming of Zidane. Eez transformed into the best centeh half in the world now. Everything the barcodes say about Joelinton's (thug) transformation tha aahn'ly wish his imprewvment was at the levels of Lewky boy." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10805 Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago 1 minute ago, Renton said: Well whatever, whenever I watch him play I cry laughing. I've tried to think of another onion pun, but I guess that's shallot. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32880 Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago 9 minutes ago, Renton said: Tbf that is a much more reasonable comparison! Luke Onion shows his international class against the mighty Bristol City. It's a very reasonable comparison, he really does remind me of jack Charlton, especially the clips of them both running etc. Same stamp. O'Nein has the same black hair as Der Kaiser and errr, well, errrr........ 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9550 Posted 3 hours ago Share Posted 3 hours ago Joey Barton also shares the same dark hair and both are failed centre midfielders with the temperament to assault teenagers. That’s a better comparison for me, if only because the MLFs love Barton. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34949 Posted 3 hours ago Share Posted 3 hours ago 47 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: It's a very reasonable comparison, he really does remind me of jack Charlton, especially the clips of them both running etc. Same stamp. O'Nein has the same black hair as Der Kaiser and errr, well, errrr........ I would say that, as a player, he’s about as good as Beckenbauer’s hair was at Italia 90. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42184 Posted 3 hours ago Share Posted 3 hours ago Luke Onion reminds me of Pheeeelleeep Albert, because after he retired he sold onions, and always had one in his pocket… … probably. Edit; Here’s Phillipe giving his mate, Herge’s Adventures of Tin Tin, a sneaky peak at his pocket onion behind the fruit stand. What a lad! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9550 Posted 2 hours ago Share Posted 2 hours ago 40 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Luke Onion reminds me of Pheeeelleeep Albert, because after he retired he sold onions, and always had one in his pocket… … probably. Edit; Here’s Phillipe giving his mate, Herge’s Adventures of Tin Tin, a sneaky peak at his pocket onion behind the fruit stand. What a lad! Fucking hell someone get Taylor and Bestie on the phone and let them know we’ve found him. They can finally finish their documentary. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now