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[Optimistic Nut 126]

Ouch.

[thebrokendoll 9146]

we'll finish higher in our league this season than the mackems will in theirs.

at which point keith's tiny little brain will explode.

I hope it's excruciatingly painful for the cunt.

[Toonpack 9298]

3 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

I’d be surprised if the Saudis gave him a proper burial

 

Several probably

[ewerk 30370]

Asda Sunderland Superstore gearing up for the festive season.

 

[Renton 21393]

I'm trying to work out any scenario that would work. I'm guessing it's intended for a gay brother and his partner? Talk about niche. 

 

I've just bought a stockpile of these, much easier. 

 

[RobinRobin 11160]

2 hours ago, Renton said:

 

I've just bought a stockpile of these, much easier. 

 

 

From @Christmas Tree Etsy store? 

[Meenzer 15432]

2 hours ago, Renton said:

I'm trying to work out any scenario that would work. I'm guessing it's intended for a gay brother and his partner? Talk about niche. 

 

My in-laws always manage to source a "To a wonderful son and his partner" card from somewhere, which isn't bad going for deepest Lincolnshire. Although I maintain there's something ever so slightly snide about it not being worded "To a wonderful son and his wonderful partner".  

[Howmanheyman 32826]

5 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

 

My in-laws always manage to source a "To a wonderful son and his partner" card from somewhere, which isn't bad going for deepest Lincolnshire. Although I maintain there's something ever so slightly snide about it not being worded "To a wonderful son and his wonderful partner".  

 

They were going to get, 'to a wonderful son and the cunt who corrupted him' but they thought it might slightly spoil the Christmas vibe, slightly like.

[Toonpack 9298]

32 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

They were going to get, 'to a formerly wonderful son and the cunt who corrupted him' but they thought it might slightly spoil the Christmas vibe, slightly like.

 

FYP

[Christmas Tree 4711]

1 hour ago, Meenzer said:

 

My in-laws always manage to source a "To a wonderful son and his partner" card from somewhere, which isn't bad going for deepest Lincolnshire. Although I maintain there's something ever so slightly snide about it not being worded "To a wonderful son and his wonderful partner".  

Actually I’m in need of a good male gay funny mug.

 

The girls all buy this one, but I need a male equivalent if you have any suggestions.

 

 

[Dazzler 9491]

1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

They were going to get, 'to a wonderful son and the cunt who corrupted him' but they thought it might slightly spoil the Christmas vibe, slightly like.

Moonpig has gone dark as fuck by the sounds of things.

[Christmas Tree 4711]

Asked chatGPT

 

Here are some fun, cheeky, and slightly rude mug ideas that would make any gay man chuckle:

1. "Not Today, Hetero"
   A mug with bold lettering that playfully pokes at straight culture, perfect for a sassy morning coffee.

2. "Spilling Tea and Serving Shade"
   Embrace the gay culture of spilling tea and throwing shade with this fabulous catchphrase.

3. "100% Organic Gay Vibes"
   A humorous twist on all those "organic" labels, celebrating his natural, fabulous self.

4. "Sashay Away"
   Inspired by RuPaul’s Drag Race, perfect for a dramatic coffee break.

5. "Yes, I’m Flawless. Yes, You’re Jealous."
   A confidence booster with a wink, ideal for the unapologetically fabulous.

6. "Sassy Since Birth"
   Bold and straightforward, this mug proudly claims the sassy status.

7. "Good Morning to Everyone Except People Who Don’t Get My Jokes"
   A little bit shady and very relatable, this one is perfect for someone with a sharp wit.

8. "Certified Drama King"
   Ideal for someone who knows how to serve drama with a smile.

9. "Straight Outta Closet"
   A playful parody of Straight Outta Compton, celebrating the pride journey.

10. "I'm Not Yelling, I'm Just Excited (and a Little Extra)"
    Perfect for someone who brings big energy to every conversation.

11. "Serving Looks, Not Breakfast"
    A fun warning that he’s here to look good, not necessarily cook for anyone.

12. "More Than Just a Pretty Face (but also that)"
    Great for the one who knows their worth—and their face!

13. "Can’t Even Think Straight"
    A classic joke about being gay, served with a coffee pun.

14. "I Woke Up Like This: Fabulous"
    Celebrating the effortless fabulousness that’s part of his charm.

15. "Warning: May Break into Song"
    For the musical lover who can’t resist belting out a tune now and then.

Are you chuckling @Meenzer , Please tell me you're chuckling  

 

 

 

[Meenzer 15432]

I think there are definitely people who would buy all of those.

 

Does that answer your question without answering it?  

[Christmas Tree 4711]

24 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

I think there are definitely people who would buy all of those.

 

Does that answer your question without answering it?  

Message received  

[Anth 113]

6 hours ago, ewerk said:

Asda Sunderland Superstore gearing up for the festive season.

 

 

Was there a Dad and Boyfriend option on the same shelf?

[Renton 21393]

4 hours ago, Christmas Tree said:

Asked chatGPT

 

Here are some fun, cheeky, and slightly rude mug ideas that would make any gay man chuckle:

1. "Not Today, Hetero"
   A mug with bold lettering that playfully pokes at straight culture, perfect for a sassy morning coffee.

2. "Spilling Tea and Serving Shade"
   Embrace the gay culture of spilling tea and throwing shade with this fabulous catchphrase.

3. "100% Organic Gay Vibes"
   A humorous twist on all those "organic" labels, celebrating his natural, fabulous self.

4. "Sashay Away"
   Inspired by RuPaul’s Drag Race, perfect for a dramatic coffee break.

5. "Yes, I’m Flawless. Yes, You’re Jealous."
   A confidence booster with a wink, ideal for the unapologetically fabulous.

6. "Sassy Since Birth"
   Bold and straightforward, this mug proudly claims the sassy status.

7. "Good Morning to Everyone Except People Who Don’t Get My Jokes"
   A little bit shady and very relatable, this one is perfect for someone with a sharp wit.

8. "Certified Drama King"
   Ideal for someone who knows how to serve drama with a smile.

9. "Straight Outta Closet"
   A playful parody of Straight Outta Compton, celebrating the pride journey.

10. "I'm Not Yelling, I'm Just Excited (and a Little Extra)"
    Perfect for someone who brings big energy to every conversation.

11. "Serving Looks, Not Breakfast"
    A fun warning that he’s here to look good, not necessarily cook for anyone.

12. "More Than Just a Pretty Face (but also that)"
    Great for the one who knows their worth—and their face!

13. "Can’t Even Think Straight"
    A classic joke about being gay, served with a coffee pun.

14. "I Woke Up Like This: Fabulous"
    Celebrating the effortless fabulousness that’s part of his charm.

15. "Warning: May Break into Song"
    For the musical lover who can’t resist belting out a tune now and then.

Are you chuckling @Meenzer , Please tell me you're chuckling  

 

 

 

 

I mean they're a bit subtle for me. Have you not got anything more direct or a bit stereotypical? 

[Alex 34913]

Need Stevie back to fix those 

[Kid Dynamite 7009]

1 hour ago, Alex said:

Need Stevie back to fix those 

[Alex 34913]

It was a reference to Mugrighter General btw. But  

[Ayatollah Hermione 13837]

8 hours ago, Christmas Tree said:

Actually I’m in need of a good male gay funny mug.

 

The girls all buy this one, but I need a male equivalent if you have any suggestions.

 

 

Of course they do. First we gave them the vote and look where it’s led