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7 hours ago, Renton said:

This might be the longest shittest Mag on holiday anecdote yet, and the writer admits it isn't even true. Strange, strange people. 

 

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Clearly fingered that dogs arse btw in his profile pic.

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8 hours ago, Renton said:

This might be the longest shittest Mag on holiday anecdote yet, and the writer admits it isn't even true. Strange, strange people. 

 

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I believe the second two anecdotes because in both he’s the small minded, twattish antagonist. 

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1 hour ago, Alex said:

The first, elaborate story is made up. But the other two stories with next to no details are true. Honest 

 

Reading it back, the oddest bit is where he says "I still laugh at the look on his face" and in the very next sentence admits the yarn is pure fantasy. He's literally imaging an expression on someone's face and chortling about it. Needs sectioning the old fool. 

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2 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

nice area of spain in fairness.

wonder if the stupid cunt has even been there? 

He says he lives down a dirt track. 
 

Doesn’t mention a house , which, given the level of detail he’s put in to things that didn’t happen, I can’t see him leaving that out. 
 

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El Bampo.  

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13 hours ago, Renton said:

This might be the longest shittest Mag on holiday anecdote yet, and the writer admits it isn't even true. Strange, strange people. 

 

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That has to be the most bizarre post to come from that forum, and thats quite a feat.

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I just don't understand that fantasy. What is wrong with them imagining winning the lottery. Maybe Sunderland winning the Premier League, it is a fantasy, why not say the Champions league? Maybe bumping into you celebrity crush and marrying them. I don't know. I don't really spend much time with fantasies, but surely that is bizarre. I don't get why I would want to see a family from Sunderland tooting their horn at some sheep. 

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They had yet another NUFC match thread tonight. 

 

"Won the 'we beat Chelsea reserves at home cup'"  from mackem hero/bell-end  Keith 😂

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/nufc-v-chelsea-carabao-cup-round-four-kick-off-7-45pm-sky-sports.1643540/page-13

 

 

 

The meltdown now we've been drawn at home to Brentford will be epic !  

 

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11 hours ago, Tdansmith said:

They had yet another NUFC match thread tonight. 

 

"Won the 'we beat Chelsea reserves at home cup'"  from mackem hero/bell-end  Keith 😂

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/nufc-v-chelsea-carabao-cup-round-four-kick-off-7-45pm-sky-sports.1643540/page-13

 

 

 

The meltdown now we've been drawn at home to Brentford will be epic !  

 

 

fucking keith man,

 

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our starting 11 last night cost about £250m, there's £440m 

 

as for this stupid cunt here....

 

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we've never in our entire history been in the lower league these cunts have spent 5 years in, 4 of which were consecutive and very, very recent. as for nonces.... best keep quiet on that one bonny lad being as you all sang songs in support of one.

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I love how they’re so thick they don’t realise their scramble for the moral high ground involves their being racist. And it’s only ever one NUFC win away from being triggered no matter how well they’re doing 

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THE MACKEM CEWKBEWK (HARDBACK) | alovesupreme

 

"Page 1 - Homemade pink slices for ya marras.

First get some flour, stick it in yeh mar's best pyrex dish. Hoy a few eggs in it and whisk it up peweh well.

 

Next yeh neyd to get some sugar, stick loads in if yeh want - wa dinnit have any teyth to worry abewt.

 

Finally, stick some 'pink' in it - Aah find it's best the yewse seyts from the stadium, but yeh can substitute the seyt for yeh best faded reg vardy shirt - but only the red stripes marra - dinnit tak the piss.

 

Once yeh've done aal that stick the dish in the oven for a half hour on gas mark 6 - if yeh've connected up to ya neighbours supply to tak their gas then whack it up to a 7, but mak sheweh yeh tamper with that meyteh so tha dinnit find out.

 

After a half hour tak the dish out the oven and let the horrible mess kewl down on the windeh sill for 20 minutes.

 

Cut to serve.

 

Garns well with: tha cheyse slices ya keyp in ya pocket."

 

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58 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

fucking keith man,

 

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our starting 11 last night cost about £250m, there's £440m 

 

as for this stupid cunt here....

 

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we've never in our entire history been in the lower league these cunts have spent 5 years in, 4 of which were consecutive and very, very recent. as for nonces.... best keep quiet on that one bonny lad being as you all sang songs in support of one.

Is £440 m bang on or are you being conservative?

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