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[Renton 22834]

19 minutes ago, Alex said:

They left early but not to get away early 

[thebrokendoll 9769]

24 minutes ago, Alex said:

They left early but not to get away early 

 

damn those pesky away supporters and their noise.

[Toonpack 10660]

I think I’ve stumbled on something. Replace the G with an R and:

 

 

[NJS 4461]

Applies to the aristocracy and the royal families of Europe as well - maybe that's what the mackems mean when they calll themselves "classy". 

[Dazzler 11080]

PIF Want Out Rumours? | Page 17 | RTG Sunderland Message Boards (readytogo.net)

 

Some MLFs are floating the idea of a ground share during SJP redevelopments being something their daft owner would consider after the "travesty" of the FA cup match. It's sparked the usual responses.

[Tdansmith 3260]

58 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

PIF Want Out Rumours? | Page 17 | RTG Sunderland Message Boards (readytogo.net)

 

Some MLFs are floating the idea of a ground share during SJP redevelopments being something their daft owner would consider after the "travesty" of the FA cup match. It's sparked the usual responses.

Meltdowns all over the place😂

[Dazzler 11080]

Man city 115 charges case | Page 7 | RTG Sunderland Message Boards (readytogo.net)

 

[Anth 113]

Definately the most likely outcome McMackem mate!

[Howmanheyman 34894]

 

This cunt btw 

 

'love it, me '

 

'it'll be too late '

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dangermows.

 

 

 

Edited October 7, 2024 by Howmanheyman

[Dazzler 11080]

2 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

This cunt btw 

 

'love it, me '

 

'it'll be too late '

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dangermows.

 

 

 

Highlight a loophole, as if an independent panel haven't deemed what the PL did as illegal - I.e. not a fucking loophole. Special breed of dafty is the Sunderland dafty.

 

 

 

[Alex 36039]

That’s quite the take. He’d have been over the moon, purely due to the implications for us, if Man City hadn’t won that case. He’s fucking odd, even by the standards of that place, though 

[Renton 22834]

8 hours ago, Toonpack said:

I think I’ve stumbled on something. Replace the G with an R and:

 

 

 

Smoething like this? 

 

[Monkeys Fist 44008]

On 05/10/2024 at 11:59, thebrokendoll said:

 

damn those pesky away supporters and their noise.

Tbf to the Morlock, most match going Marras won’t be used to any noise at the ground, spare the odd grunt as someone pinches one off. 

[Sonatine 11791]

3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Tbf to the Morlock, most match going Marras won’t be used to any noise at the ground, spare the odd grunt as someone pinches one off. 

 

Or the sound of a cheese slice being surreptitiously unwrapped and applied to a manky burger.

[Monkeys Fist 44008]

1 minute ago, Sonatine said:

 

Or the sound of a cheese slice being surreptitiously unwrapped and applied to a manky burger.

Shouting across the pitch to his marra in opposite stand,

” Eeya, Mick, me cheeyse slice looks like a Lion!”

 

[Renton 22834]

4 hours ago, Dazzler said:

PIF Want Out Rumours? | Page 17 | RTG Sunderland Message Boards (readytogo.net)

 

Some MLFs are floating the idea of a ground share during SJP redevelopments being something their daft owner would consider after the "travesty" of the FA cup match. It's sparked the usual responses.

 

 

This is an absolute classic example of what I call the MLF cycle (Mackem Laugh Fewm). It goes like this.

 

[Renton 22834]

Made up County Durham Mag Story #23746

 

Perfectly believable interaction at a bar. Why aye.

 

[Gemmill 47909]

Unfortunately we'll have to wait to get the other side of the story because three red flags means that mag caught a coma. Hopefully he makes a full recovery. 

[NJS 4461]

Are they still having the debate about them singing "Geordies" ar the 73 final or has thar been finally Mackem-washed from history? 

[Renton 22834]

15 minutes ago, NJS said:

Are they still having the debate about them singing "Geordies" ar the 73 final or has thar been finally Mackem-washed from history? 

 

They admit that but apparently the MLF, Sir John Hall, stopped them identifying themselves as Geordies because of "Jawdee Nashun". 

Quite why they'd let a businessman like Hall take away their identity and accept en masse a local insult nobody has heard of nationally instead is a case of....

 

 

[ewerk 31898]

While we're on the subject of shit bar anecdotes I found myself beside a mackem 'lady' in a pub in Belfast on Sunday.

 

Barmaid (excitedly): 'So you're from Newcastle?'

 

mackem: 'Sunderland'

 

Barmaid: 'Oh' *walks away without another word said*

 

I'm kicking myself now that I didn't rush on here to tell you all sooner.

[thebrokendoll 9769]

3 minutes ago, ewerk said:

While we're on the subject of shit bar anecdotes I found myself beside a mackem 'lady' in a pub in Belfast on Sunday.

 

Barmaid (excitedly): 'So you're from Newcastle?'

 

mackem: 'Sunderland'

 

Barmaid: 'Oh' *walks away without another word said*

 

I'm kicking myself now that I didn't rush on here to tell you all sooner.

 

should've windmilled the whore.

[ewerk 31898]

Mate, you should have seen the size of the plastic sword she was holding.

[Rosco 822]

They now have a new thread “wouldn’t it be nice”

 

apparently Malaga fans are all MLF😂

[Dazzler 11080]

1 hour ago, ewerk said:

While we're on the subject of shit bar anecdotes I found myself beside a mackem 'lady' in a pub in Belfast on Sunday.

 

Barmaid (excitedly): 'So you're from Newcastle?'

 

mackem: 'Sunderland'

 

Barmaid: 'Oh' *walks away without another word said*

 

I'm kicking myself now that I didn't rush on here to tell you all sooner.

The woman has already started 4 ten page threads on RTG highlighting her outrage at the insinuation that she was a mag. Belfast is now deemed mecca 2.0 and the IRA did 9/11.

Edited October 8, 2024 by Dazzler