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[The Fish 11306]

22 minutes ago, Alex said:

I’d find it really easy to completely ignore him beyond pleasantries. Which is also far more likely to wind him up. You don’t have to fall out with the fella, but equally you’re not compelled to engage with his shite patter 

 

He's harmless enough, and I'm nothing if not genial to the elderly and infirm, just ask Renton.

[Monkeys Fist 44874]

Just pat him on the head and tell him you’d love to chat about your respective teams, but, you’ve never heard of most of his lot Onion and the shit Bellingham. 
By the time he’s realised you’ve insulted him, you’ll be far enough away to avoid any flash burns from the fewm. 

[Meenzer 16311]

The idea of the Fish willingly walking away from a football-related argument is adorable.

 

[Howmanheyman 36208]

Fish, just tell him you like all the NE teams to do well. The dopey ones don't like that one.  

[Renton 23471]

First, fuck you Fish.

 

Second, this is just

 

 

[Howmanheyman 36208]

3 minutes ago, Renton said:

First, fuck you Fish.

 

Second, this is just

 

 

 

 

Are booking.com trying to tell him something?

 

#MakesYouThink

[Sonatine 11884]

I'm a bit surprised it didn't recommend the National Glass Centre.

 

Oh......

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqqn2wgzv40o

[Dazzler 11512]

15 minutes ago, Renton said:

First, fuck you Fish.

 

Second, this is just

 

 

Here are six things to do in Sunderland:

 

1) Macking shite at the Glass Centre

2) Roker Beych

3) Leyve

4) Are yeh in mag land yet?

5) Honestly, marra there's nowt else.

6) Pleyse tack yeh penis owt of that sea bird.

[Rosco 857]

Another meltdown on RTG…… lucky mags the only team to get drawn away and end up playing at home

Demanding the game should have been played at Fulham MK Dons or a number of non league clubs 

 

[Gemmill 49357]

How about some humility that a club with a sinkhole in the middle of its pitch has lasted two rounds longer than they did? 

[Tdansmith 3260]

"Sounds like it's still very much the plan. We'll be playing in front of 60k plus watching prem and champs league football within the next ten years under this lot."

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/sol-expansion.1641321/

 

🤣

[Renton 23471]

2 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

"Sounds like it's still very much the plan. We'll be playing in front of 60k plus watching prem and champs league football within the next ten years under this lot."

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/sol-expansion.1641321/

 

🤣

 

 

Andw what's more, Taylor Swift is going to take up residency at the SoL during the wedding season. 

[Renton 23471]

They win a few matches, and this mass delusion comes out. They are insane.

 

[Renton 23471]

I'll sum up the mackem logic from that thread.

 

[The Fish 11306]

4 minutes ago, Renton said:

They win a few matches, and this mass delusion comes out. They are insane.

 

Doesn't that stand hold something like 25,000 people?

[Gemmill 49357]

Pretty sure that bloke was taking the piss about PL and CL matches, lads. 

[Alex 36567]

Whenever they do a list of things to do in Sunderland on trip advisor or whatever the SoL is about number 2 or 3 and before they get anywhere near number ten they’ve listed about 3 places that aren’t in Sunderland 

[Howmanheyman 36208]

2 hours ago, Dazzler said:

Here are six things to do in Sunderland:

 

1) Macking shite at the Glass Centre

2) Roker Beych

3) Leyve

4) Are yeh in mag land yet?

5) Honestly, marra there's nowt else.

6) Pleyse tack yeh penis owt of that sea bird.

7. Mak hoax calls to a serial killer hotline.

8. Give Tommy Robinson the idea he's welcome in Sunderland.

9. Have race riots in your city.

 

ExtendedYP

[Dazzler 11512]

10 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

ExtendedYP

This works on the basis that it would be trademark mackem to take something that clearly says "six things" and give you bonus things - none of which help their cause.

[Monkeys Fist 44874]

7 hours ago, Dazzler said:

Here are six things to do in Sunderland:

 

1) Macking shite at the Glass Centre

2) Roker Beych

3) Leyve

4) Are yeh in mag land yet?

5) Honestly, marra there's nowt else.

6) Pleyse tack yeh penis owt of that sea bird.

7. Mak hoax calls to a serial killer hotline.

8. Give Tommy Robinson the idea he's welcome in Sunderland.

9. Have race riots in your city.

11. Have a shit on Fawcett Streeyt  

15. Windmill the life out of any lost Maggy bastids, marra

10.Run a removal business, have a riot, go to jail.

12. Count to 12 on both hands

 

5 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

ExtendedYP

Extended YEYP

[Dazzler 11512]

If you were looking for racism, you came to the right place: Horse Botherers to ditch Local Hero run out music rumours? | RTG Sunderland Message Boards (readytogo.net)

[Renton 23471]

39 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

If you were looking for racism, you came to the right place: Horse Botherers to ditch Local Hero run out music rumours? | RTG Sunderland Message Boards (readytogo.net)

 

 

 

I wonder how long it will be until they start upsetting themselves that this is true? 

[The Fish 11306]

Cannit buhleyve theyuhve agreeyud to this.

[Howmanheyman 36208]

 

New HT entertainment apparently. 👆

(Don't tell the MLFs though). 

 

[Renton 23471]

In the parallel universe of Weardside, a MLF imagines it is NUFC who William Storey stalks and not SAFC*. 

 

 

* As well as create another multi-page thread full of the usual mysogny and racism.