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[Alex 36567]

A sad as fuck Scouse mackem or an equally tragic real mackem are both more probable. 

[The Fish 11306]

40 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

 

Oh no lads, they're on to us.

 

 Davey Blue 45, is Poe's Law incarnate.

[Dazzler 11512]

I wonder if 45 is the year he was born. If so the cunt is a year off 80 and spends his days trawling a Sunlin message board looking for companionship. His time would be better spent not getting hard for prostitutes tbh.

[Renton 23471]

17 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

I wonder if 45 is the year he was born. If so the cunt is a year off 80 and spends his days trawling a Sunlin message board looking for companionship. His time would be better spent not getting hard for prostitutes tbh.

 

That was my assumption like. Edit, aye, he is:

 

 

 

The one I really can't stand on there is Biffo the Bear. Allegedly one of us but so far up the mackem's arseholes he's licking the cheyse off the back of their front teeth. Of course they all love him "Hey's alreyate fer a mag". 

 

Anyway, I see they are doing a flag display for the Boro match (derby match if they win). "This is Weardside". The amount of times they've had a go at us for using placca flags.....

 

 

 

What I find funny is you know this is guaranteed to start them arguing about us and fighting amongst themselves. There's so many things they create to end up arguing amongst themselves, getting angry in the process. "Geordies think they invented flags!!!!". The only place I have ever heard that said is there. And then they actually feel the need to disprove this utter horseshit they have just made up themselves.

 

 

 

 

Edited September 20, 2024 by Renton

[Gemmill 49357]

45 is his favourite president. 

[Tom 14045]

1 hour ago, Renton said:

Allegedly one of us but so far up the mackem's arseholes he's licking the cheyse off the back of their front teeth.

 

   

[Howmanheyman 36207]

 

 

 

 

🎵

We're too sexy for the smogs 

Too sexy for the smogs

We...don't....use....our....bogs

 

And we're 

Too sexy for the Mags 

Too sexy for the Mags 

We...can't...match...their....flags

 

I'm a mackem, you know what I mean

And my owner gave up our little cat bar

Yeah, in the cat bar

In the cat bar yeah

He gave the fucking Mags our little cat bar

 

And I'm too sexy for Milano 

Too sexy for Milano 

We founded... Athletic....Bilbao 

And we're too sexy for your leyague 

Too sexy for your leyague 

No way we're Niall Quinn disco dancing 

🎶

 

 

 

 

 

[Howmanheyman 36207]

I tell you what, they talk about our luck? Boro's hit the crossbar and the mackems could've had a red card and it's only been on ten minutes.

[Toonpack 11165]

Flag display, floating turd I think 🤷‍♂️

 

Edited September 21, 2024 by Toonpack

[Dazzler 11512]

1 minute ago, Toonpack said:

Flag display, floating turd I think 🤷‍♂️

 

Black shat 

[Howmanheyman 36207]

5 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

Flag display, floating turd I think 🤷‍♂️

 

 

 

The Black snails?

 

 

[Alex 36567]

31 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

Flag display, floating turd I think 🤷‍♂️

 

Come on, it’s obviously a, erm, slug? 

[MMXXVIII 1295]

It's the hoaxer's tache.

[Howmanheyman 36207]

The Lambton worm?

[Sonatine 11884]

Looks more like a manky old banana to me.  Although if the general consensus is it resembles Wearside Jacks tache, I'm happy to agree 

[Dazzler 11512]

“You are nowhere neyeh ti catching is George, despite my facial appendage beyn aah’ll oweh the stadeeum”

[Gemmill 49357]

It's a picture of the reason why they no longer build the bowuts on that river. 

[Monkeys Fist 44874]

2 hours ago, Toonpack said:

Flag display, floating turd I think 🤷‍♂️

 

[Rosco 857]

Uproar on rtg………Saudi national anthem was played at the Wembley boxing

🤣

WTF

[The Fish 11306]

There's a mackem (early 60s I reckon) who takes his grandson to the same football thing as my lad. The delusions and weirdness is not restricted to RTG;

• Despite the blood money we've not signed anybody decent. 
• Bruno, Botman, Isak, Tonali, Gordon, Barnes, Pope, don't count because they only joined for the money.
• Despite all the money (£1bn apparently) we've spent we've not achieved anything.
• The Champions League, League Cup Final, and 2 domestic Quarter Finals don't count as achievements. 
• Howe's a terrible manager and anyway he'll be off to join England soon enough. 
• PSR means the Saudis will be off soon, he's heard they're interested in Aston Villa.

 

Now, I reckon some of this is him just trying to get a rise out of the Newcastle fan, y'know, for the LOLs. But once you wade through the horseshit, there are some nuggets of nonsense. He did backtrack on a few things, like the standard of players now vs Ashley's time. A team outside the established elite getting CL and QFs is an achievement. But he was adamant that Howe is shit and he'll get the England job, and that PSR means the Saudis will fuck it all off and buy Villa instead.

 

I don't want to have a proper argument with him because a) his grandson and my lad are mates, b) it's mostly bluster and c) the bits that aren't bluster, are very funny to me. 

 

[thebrokendoll 10156]

10 minutes ago, The Fish said:

There's a mackem (early 60s I reckon) who takes his grandson to the same football thing as my lad. The delusions and weirdness is not restricted to RTG;

• Despite the blood money we've not signed anybody decent. 
• Bruno, Botman, Isak, Tonali, Gordon, Barnes, Pope, don't count because they only joined for the money.
• Despite all the money (£1bn apparently) we've spent we've not achieved anything.
• The Champions League, League Cup Final, and 2 domestic Quarter Finals don't count as achievements. 
• Howe's a terrible manager and anyway he'll be off to join England soon enough. 
• PSR means the Saudis will be off soon, he's heard they're interested in Aston Villa.

 

Now, I reckon some of this is him just trying to get a rise out of the Newcastle fan, y'know, for the LOLs. But once you wade through the horseshit, there are some nuggets of nonsense. He did backtrack on a few things, like the standard of players now vs Ashley's time. A team outside the established elite getting CL and QFs is an achievement. But he was adamant that Howe is shit and he'll get the England job, and that PSR means the Saudis will fuck it all off and buy Villa instead.

 

I don't want to have a proper argument with him because a) his grandson and my lad are mates, b) it's mostly bluster and c) the bits that aren't bluster, are very funny to me. 

 

 

nut him.

[Gemmill 49357]

I've heard you're the "mag at the grand bairn's footy" and that he absolewtly rinsed you and you didn't tak it very well. 

 

[The Fish 11306]

7 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I've heard you're the "mag at the grand bairn's footy" and that he absolewtly rinsed you and you didn't tak it very well. 

 

 

Jokes on him. His grandson is wearing Man City kit, not a Reg Vardy top in sight.

[Alex 36567]

I’d find it really easy to completely ignore him beyond pleasantries. Which is also far more likely to wind him up. You don’t have to fall out with the fella, but equally you’re not compelled to engage with his shite patter 

Edited September 23, 2024 by Alex

[Dazzler 11512]

34 minutes ago, The Fish said:

There's a mackem (early 60s I reckon) who takes his grandson to the same football thing as my lad. The delusions and weirdness is not restricted to RTG;

• Despite the blood money we've not signed anybody decent. 
• Bruno, Botman, Isak, Tonali, Gordon, Barnes, Pope, don't count because they only joined for the money.
• Despite all the money (£1bn apparently) we've spent we've not achieved anything.
• The Champions League, League Cup Final, and 2 domestic Quarter Finals don't count as achievements. 
• Howe's a terrible manager and anyway he'll be off to join England soon enough. 
• PSR means the Saudis will be off soon, he's heard they're interested in Aston Villa.

 

Now, I reckon some of this is him just trying to get a rise out of the Newcastle fan, y'know, for the LOLs. But once you wade through the horseshit, there are some nuggets of nonsense. He did backtrack on a few things, like the standard of players now vs Ashley's time. A team outside the established elite getting CL and QFs is an achievement. But he was adamant that Howe is shit and he'll get the England job, and that PSR means the Saudis will fuck it all off and buy Villa instead.

 

I don't want to have a proper argument with him because a) his grandson and my lad are mates, b) it's mostly bluster and c) the bits that aren't bluster, are very funny to me. 

 

Mackem 1: "Ere marra, aah heard the Saudis are selling the mags beycause the PSR is hampering them, yi nar"

Mackem 2: "Hahahaha the teayrs on Tyneside will bey magnificent."

Mackem 1: "Aye, aah've heard they're going to sell up and buy Villa, marra."

Mackem 2: "Macks sense to me. Buy another teym that's definitely not hampered by the same rewls as the mags."