mackem messageboard gold

[thebrokendoll 10568]

4 minutes ago, Alex said:

Aye. It’s one of those where it’s completely embarrassing if he’s made that up to impress people. But even more so in the unlikely event it’s true

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the cunt must be at least knocking on 70 and still thought clicking submit was a good idea.

tragic really.

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4296]

I mean the whole made up reason to drink in Newcastle rather than Sunderland would tell anyone with half a brain the whole post was going to be utter bullshit.

[Dazzler 12193]

6 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

I mean the whole made up reason to drink in Newcastle rather than Sunderland would tell anyone with half a brain the whole post was going to be utter bullshit.

 

"Tha only reyson wa went up the tewn was coz tha bus back to sunlin was later than getting the bus in sunlin back to sunlin, marra so ya could get more domestic violence fewl into yeh. The fact that the bus from barcode land to sunlin took 45 minutes longer stands up to any screwtiney and aah won't have anyone saying it renders my whole argument redundant.

 

Aah'll the bus ride did was give ez plenty more time to think about the fact wor Shelley was knocking off me brother whilst aah was in tewn. Aah meyn aah should av known - eez dad to both of weh, marra."

[Dazzler 12193]

 

The scouse divvy went for a pint in Arthurs Hill in a bar that spent more time being rebuilt after it was burned down than it ever did as an operating bar and was shocked and appalled that a bar in the heart of a run down council estate was not exactly the friendliest place for a scouse cunt in an Everton top on a match day.

 

Roker on the other hand......

 

My limited knowledge of Roker is that it's a private estate, and largely beach front - i.e. poundland Whitley - which makes it worlds apart from Arthurs Hill, the mad scouse cunt.

[Alex 37302]

The needy, tragic cunt has certainly found his spiritual home on RTG 

[thebrokendoll 10568]

stupid scouse nonce cunt.

[Dougle 3758]

30 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

 

The scouse divvy went for a pint in Arthurs Hill in a bar that spent more time being rebuilt after it was burned down than it ever did as an operating bar and was shocked and appalled that a bar in the heart of a run down council estate was not exactly the friendliest place for a scouse cunt in an Everton top on a match day.

 

Roker on the other hand......

 

My limited knowledge of Roker is that it's a private estate, and largely beach front - i.e. poundland Whitley - which makes it worlds apart from Arthurs Hill, the mad scouse cunt.

 

So this cunt is at least 76?

[Dazzler 12193]

5 minutes ago, Dougle said:

 

So this cunt is at least 76?

At least 74 I think, born in 1950 would have made him 18 in 68. Either way, he's definitely too old to be brown nosing mackems on a message board.

[Howmanheyman 37175]

 

Tragedy.

[Ayatollah Hermione 14818]

Almost certainly a mackem burner account which makes it even worse. You can tell by the nostalgic yearning for the 70s where you could be openly racist and nobody was transgender and Britain was Britain

[thebrokendoll 10568]

14 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

At least 74 I think, born in 1950 would have made him 18 in 68. Either way, he's definitely too old to be brown nosing mackems on a message board.

 

there's  no way these people actually exist.

apparently retired and living in australia, has to be reflecting that his time on this flawed but nonetheless beautiful planet of ours is coming to an end and the best thing he can come up with to see out his days is register on a mackem messageboard to kiss their arse, slag off newcastle and post a million shite emojis?

nah, not having it.

[Billy Whitehurst 1046]

21 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

there's  no way these people actually exist.

apparently retired and living in australia, has to be reflecting that his time on this flawed but nonetheless beautiful planet of ours is coming to an end and the best thing he can come up with to see out his days is register on a mackem messageboard to kiss their arse, slag off newcastle and post a million shite emojis?

nah, not having it.

I’m convinced that messageboard is just some sort of Care in the Community scheme.

 

I reckon there are only three people on there posting from multiple accounts. There surely can’t be that many oddballs (and by oddballs, I mean fuckwits) kicking around the Sunderland area. 

[ewerk 33655]

43 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

there's  no way these people actually exist.

apparently retired and living in australia, has to be reflecting that his time on this flawed but nonetheless beautiful planet of ours is coming to an end and the best thing he can come up with to see out his days is register on a mackem messageboard to kiss their arse, slag off newcastle and post a million shite emojis?

nah, not having it.

 

So he's the SMB version of @RobinRobin?

[Dazzler 12193]

1 minute ago, ewerk said:

 

So he's the SMB version of @RobinRobin?

[Alex 37302]

14 minutes ago, ewerk said:

 

So he's the SMB version of @RobinRobin?

Blaydon tbh 

[Howmanheyman 37175]

36 minutes ago, Billy Whitehurst said:

I’m convinced that messageboard is just some sort of Care in the Community scheme.

 

I reckon there are only three people on there posting from multiple accounts. There surely can’t be that many oddballs (and by oddballs, I mean fuckwits) kicking around the Sunderland area. 

 

 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4296]

3 hours ago, Billy Whitehurst said:

I’m convinced that messageboard is just some sort of Care in the Community scheme.

 

I reckon there are only three people on there posting from multiple accounts. There surely can’t be that many oddballs (and by oddballs, I mean fuckwits) kicking around the Sunderland area. 

I think it’s an elaborate sting of some sort. I’m not sure what for but at some point I’m sure someone will want to round up all the fuckwits for processing.

[RobinRobin 12675]

10 hours ago, ewerk said:

 

So he's the SMB version of @RobinRobin?

[RobinRobin 12675]

10 hours ago, Dazzler said:

[Anth 113]

[ewerk 33655]

I'm starting to see why he got bottles launched at his head.

[Alex 37302]

Surprised he didn’t accidentally drop the act completely and sign off with - de youse hate the mags anarl? 

[Gemmill 51244]

What a tosser, but also what a bunch of fucking planks that they're drawn to arsekissers like this. 

 

"Guys, I'm not saying this just to break my 'likes' PB but I tell you what, I ruddy well hate Newcastle United. I'm shaking my fist as I type this, I'm so annoyed by them. What do you lads think? Am I right to feel this way?" 

 

Eeee marra yer one of us. In some that would come across neeydy as fuck, desperate, and frankly pathetic but with you, it comes across as genuine. 

[Dazzler 12193]

 

Desperate and needy - meet needy and desperate

[Dazzler 12193]

 

Oh no lads, they're on to us.