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[Ayatollah Hermione 14345]

If Fred had scored a couple of goals past the mags, they’d be campaigning for his murder hovel to be given protected status

[Dazzler 11085]

1 hour ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

If Fred had scored a couple of goals past the mags, they’d be campaigning for his murder hovel to be given protected status

“Ahm not defending him or owt marra, but hews ta sayah that his bairn didn’t want to bey buh’reed undah the patio.”

[Renton 22835]

Thread about Nerja, a place I like and am thinking about going next year. Doesn't take long. Why aye. 

 

[Dazzler 11085]

27 minutes ago, Renton said:

Thread about Nerja, a place I like and am thinking about going next year. Doesn't take long. Why aye. 

 

“There I was causing bother in a bar, winding up a group just trying to enjoy a game of football. One of them had enough of my obnoxious behaviour and told me to wind my neck in otherwise there’d be trouble. I declined his offer and continued to be a prick, and even grassed him for good measure. Good job he’d had a few or he’d have chinned me when he eventually took his swing. Aren’t I fucking mint lads.”

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4113]

Been to Nerja wouldn’t go again 

[Renton 22835]

14 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

Been to Nerja wouldn’t go again 

 

Why? I liked it, been twice, both times to the same great hotel mind which helped. Loads of places to go in Andalusia too. Places like Ronda, Malaga, Gibraltar, Granada, Sierra Nevada within easy reach, pretty much guaranteed sun. 

[Gemmill 47916]

The place is fine, but he took a swing at a mackem and missed, and got laughed at like the end of a He-Man episode. 

[Monkeys Fist 44008]

 

 

[Tdansmith 3260]

1 hour ago, Renton said:

Thread about Nerja, a place I like and am thinking about going next year. Doesn't take long. Why aye. 

 

[thebrokendoll 9769]

1 hour ago, Renton said:

Thread about Nerja, a place I like and am thinking about going next year. Doesn't take long. Why aye. 

 

 

right up there with lewis carroll smoking a shit load of opium and writing alice in wonderland that little tale is.

[Howmanheyman 34896]

Every encounter they come out of it looking as cool as Clint Eastwood whilst the Mag looks like James Cordon on steroids. Wow, some boys.....

 

[Howmanheyman 34896]

Anyway, back in after a lovely birthday night and that MLF tale has just rounded it off nicely as I sit listening to music on YouTube with a glass of red. Get in.

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4113]

1 hour ago, Renton said:

 

Why? I liked it, been twice, both times to the same great hotel mind which helped. Loads of places to go in Andalusia too. Places like Ronda, Malaga, Gibraltar, Granada, Sierra Nevada within easy reach, pretty much guaranteed sun. 

Sea was too cold

[Renton 22835]

 

Gerrin. 

 

 

 

 

[Renton 22835]

And, as I was searching for the mackem logic gif on my phone, a reminder of genius Keith came up.

 

 

 

 

Edited September 8, 2024 by Renton

[Howmanheyman 34896]

13 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Gerrin. 

 

 

 

 

 

Love leyague one, err, the champeyonship, me like.

[Tdansmith 3260]

15 minutes ago, Renton said:

And, as I was searching for the mackem logic gif on my phone, a reminder of genius Keith came up.

 

 

 

 

Keith is officially a sad mackem bastard. 

[Dougle 3547]

3 hours ago, Renton said:

Thread about Nerja, a place I like and am thinking about going next year. Doesn't take long. Why aye. 

 

 

 

This story surely can’t be true, any self-respecting mackem would have mentioned the name of the bar and what ‘quarter’ of town it was in, what rare and expensive continental beverage he was savouring and mentioned the exact tasty, obscure local dish he was nonchalantly enjoying with his sister wife.

Not to mention the fact that he would have windmilled the grayevy staiyend mag coont who dared speak to him while the locals cheered and the rest of the mags looked down humbly and respectfully at their pints of fosters.

[Alex 36040]

It’s the lack of details and totally improbable outcomes that really make these RTG anecdotes so entertaining 

[Renton 22835]

16 minutes ago, Dougle said:

 

 

This story surely can’t be true, any self-respecting mackem would have mentioned the name of the bar and what ‘quarter’ of town it was in, what rare and expensive continental beverage he was savouring and mentioned the exact tasty, obscure local dish he was nonchalantly enjoying with his sister wife.

 

 

 

Not to mention the fact that he would have windmilled the grayevy staiyend mag coont who dared speak to him while the locals cheered and the rest of the mags looked down humbly and respectfully at their pints of fosters.

 

 

The surrounding Spanish crowd cheering and applauding, doing Mexican waves and patting T-bone enthusiastically on the back "Nosotros tambien odiamos mags amigos, quiero decir, marra". 

[Howmanheyman 34896]

11 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

The surrounding Spanish crowd cheering and applauding, doing Mexican waves and patting T-bone enthusiastically on the back "Nosotros tambien odiamos mags amigos, quiero decir, marra". 

 

[Alex 36040]

16 hours ago, Renton said:

And, as I was searching for the mackem logic gif on my phone, a reminder of genius Keith came up.

 

 

 

 

To be fair, he was comparing Isak to prime Exile 

[Renton 22835]

This thread is generally just mild piss taking of the mackems, who are frequently quite hilarious. However, occasionally they need to be called out for being utter cunts. Every anniversary of 9/11, they get on their high horse and erroneously blame our owners for the event, MBS, the psychotic 17 year old master mind. Really, it's just racism plain and simple. I don't claim the majority partake in this sick point scoring, but none of them condemn it, so they are all complicit in my eyes.

 

Take this wanker, why aye, this definitely happened. Hope this was worth a few likes on the SMB you sad wanker.

 

 

 

Kent mackem, normally classed as hand wringing lefty wanker on there. An intelligent bloke, so knows exactly what he is doing, the racist prick.

 

 

Standard.

 

Edited September 12, 2024 by Renton

[Meenzer 15943]

You'd have to say the terrorists missed a trick by only targeting the WTC, the Pentagon and the White House. If they'd gone for that building on Roker Mackem's university campus too, the world would really have sat up and noticed.

[Renton 22835]

6 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

You'd have to say the terrorists missed a trick by only targeting the WTC, the Pentagon and the White House. If they'd gone for that building on Roker Mackem's university campus too, the world would really have sat up and noticed.

 

But then they would have got his Saudi work colleague marra. Unless he was warned in advance, along with the jews for some reason iirc. 

Edited September 12, 2024 by Renton