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5 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Survived the match. 
 

Pains me to say it, but getting the tickets and getting in and out of the ground was a piece of piss compared to St James'.
 

Mackems played well but their strikers are woeful. If they can reinvest the Clarke money on a decent number 9 they should be in the playoffs at the end of the season 

Hope your nephew gets well soon.

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5 hours ago, Andrew said:

This definitely deserves to be in here

 

https://www.theguardian.com/football/article/2024/aug/24/newcastles-saudi-future-may-not-be-what-many-imagined-as-pressure-hits

 

Sunderland fan having an absolute wank fantasy about our owners, just happens to write for a national newspaper.

I quite enjoyed Inverting the Pyramid. But it’s canny dry, to say the least and he does come across as a very dull fella in general.

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28 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

Jonathan Wilson is someone you’d move away from in the pub 

That would’ve sufficed 

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9 hours ago, Andrew said:

This definitely deserves to be in here

 

https://www.theguardian.com/football/article/2024/aug/24/newcastles-saudi-future-may-not-be-what-many-imagined-as-pressure-hits

 

Sunderland fan having an absolute wank fantasy about our owners, just happens to write for a national newspaper.

A thread on rtg about this and they all love him😂 I reckon it will get to 20 pages before the usual racist bile sees it moved to parsnip.

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I have terrible guilt being a Newcastle fan, knowing that I put my life before my wife and kids in a ship disaster a century ago. :(

 

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And as for this, I see the error of my ways. I promise to sleeping with close relatives and seagulls, stop fisting horses, and will put my ISIS flag in the bin. :(

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On 25/08/2024 at 11:55, Tdansmith said:

A thread on rtg about this and they all love him😂 I reckon it will get to 20 pages before the usual racist bile sees it moved to parsnip.

Aye. He basically speculates a bit, throws in a couple of jibes (which they seem to think are clever, but are about as subtle as a brick). And, apart from that, says precisely nothing that isn’t blindingly fucking obvious. And of course the lap it up on RTG and say how great he is. They like Jonathan Liew too. I can’t think why 

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17 minutes ago, Renton said:

I have terrible guilt being a Newcastle fan, knowing that I put my life before my wife and kids in a ship disaster a century ago. :(

 

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And as for this, I see the error of my ways. I promise to sleeping with close relatives and seagulls, stop fisting horses, and will put my ISIS flag in the bin. :(

 

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Some anecdote that first one. Also I assume they’ve invented a story that the Sunderland gull fucker is, in fact, a Mag and that’s now the latest RTG delusional comfort blanket.
They’re top of the championship and that disallowed Bournemouth goal has still managed to ruin their weekend

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Everbody else: "......"

 

MLF: "The mags would've been the fust on the lifeboats on the titanic leyving the wimmins and the kids beyhind."

 

Everybody else: "U ok Hun?"

 

 

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14 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

Whereas they'd have left the women behind and got in the lifeboats with the kids.

 

 

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And have been saved by a passing seaman throwing them spare red and white tops to stay warm. 

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9 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

And have been saved by a passing seaman throwing them spare red and white tops to stay warm. 

 

And, of course, the genocide. 

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12 minutes ago, Sonatine said:

 

The 7 figure order book is probably just the number 7 #Beverage #Brands #Gandaft

 

:lol:

 

Scarlet Johansson was in two films last year grossing $56m. Joaquin Phoenix was in three films in the same period grossing $87m. I now have a fully booked December being Santa's helper at the Christmas grotto at the MetroCentre. #acting #TicketsSold #BumsOnSeats #DontBeGreedy #HaveYouBeenaGoodBoyThisYear?

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13 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

Can't tell if this is about SBR or Pardew, either way it didn't happen the way they've said it happened. Spitting on a manager is MLF behaviour we all saw their mockumentary on netflix.

 

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It’s a reference to Robson but the bit about spitting on him is when he dropped KK from the England squad circa 1983? Although I doubt the facts matter to them much. They’ve got some brass neck calling out other fans for hounding out managers as well. 

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1 minute ago, Alex said:

It’s a reference to Robson but the bit about spitting on him is when he dropped KK from the England squad circa 1983? Although I doubt the facts matter to them much. They’ve got some brass neck calling out other fans for hounding out managers as well. 

I'd be keeping a low profile with regards to smashing up City centres as well like if I was them

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Not to mention that they’ve just a bunch of local racists smashing up their own ‘city’ centre 

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