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[Tdansmith 3260]

9 hours ago, Andrew said:

This definitely deserves to be in here

 

https://www.theguardian.com/football/article/2024/aug/24/newcastles-saudi-future-may-not-be-what-many-imagined-as-pressure-hits

 

Sunderland fan having an absolute wank fantasy about our owners, just happens to write for a national newspaper.

A thread on rtg about this and they all love him😂 I reckon it will get to 20 pages before the usual racist bile sees it moved to parsnip.

[Howmanheyman 36234]

[Renton 23483]

I have terrible guilt being a Newcastle fan, knowing that I put my life before my wife and kids in a ship disaster a century ago.

 

 

 

And as for this, I see the error of my ways. I promise to sleeping with close relatives and seagulls, stop fisting horses, and will put my ISIS flag in the bin. 

 

 

[Alex 36574]

On 25/08/2024 at 11:55, Tdansmith said:

A thread on rtg about this and they all love him😂 I reckon it will get to 20 pages before the usual racist bile sees it moved to parsnip.

Aye. He basically speculates a bit, throws in a couple of jibes (which they seem to think are clever, but are about as subtle as a brick). And, apart from that, says precisely nothing that isn’t blindingly fucking obvious. And of course the lap it up on RTG and say how great he is. They like Jonathan Liew too. I can’t think why 

[Alex 36574]

17 minutes ago, Renton said:

I have terrible guilt being a Newcastle fan, knowing that I put my life before my wife and kids in a ship disaster a century ago.

 

 

 

And as for this, I see the error of my ways. I promise to sleeping with close relatives and seagulls, stop fisting horses, and will put my ISIS flag in the bin. 

 

 

 

Some anecdote that first one. Also I assume they’ve invented a story that the Sunderland gull fucker is, in fact, a Mag and that’s now the latest RTG delusional comfort blanket.
They’re top of the championship and that disallowed Bournemouth goal has still managed to ruin their weekend

[Howmanheyman 36234]

Everbody else: "......"

 

MLF: "The mags would've been the fust on the lifeboats on the titanic leyving the wimmins and the kids beyhind."

 

Everybody else: "U ok Hun?"

 

 

[Meenzer 16324]

Whereas they'd have left the women behind and got in the lifeboats with the kids.

 

 

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 44886]

14 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

Whereas they'd have left the women behind and got in the lifeboats with the kids.

 

 

 

 

And have been saved by a passing seaman throwing them spare red and white tops to stay warm. 

[Renton 23483]

9 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

And have been saved by a passing seaman throwing them spare red and white tops to stay warm. 

 

And, of course, the genocide. 

[Gemmill 49391]

Given they had no qualms about pinching their stadium name, they fucked up by not going with the Marracanã. 

[Sonatine 11885]

 

The 7 figure order book is probably just the number 7 #Beverage #Brands #Gandaft

[Howmanheyman 36234]

12 minutes ago, Sonatine said:

 

The 7 figure order book is probably just the number 7 #Beverage #Brands #Gandaft

 

 

Scarlet Johansson was in two films last year grossing $56m. Joaquin Phoenix was in three films in the same period grossing $87m. I now have a fully booked December being Santa's helper at the Christmas grotto at the MetroCentre. #acting #TicketsSold #BumsOnSeats #DontBeGreedy #HaveYouBeenaGoodBoyThisYear?

[Alex 36574]

[Tdansmith 3260]

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/everton-fans-giving-players-abuse-after-the-match.1639519/page-2

 

 

Yet another " Let's make it about Newcastle" thread.

[Dazzler 11522]

13 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/everton-fans-giving-players-abuse-after-the-match.1639519/page-2

 

 

Yet another " Let's make it about Newcastle" thread.

Can't tell if this is about SBR or Pardew, either way it didn't happen the way they've said it happened. Spitting on a manager is MLF behaviour we all saw their mockumentary on netflix.

 

[Alex 36574]

It’s a reference to Robson but the bit about spitting on him is when he dropped KK from the England squad circa 1983? Although I doubt the facts matter to them much. They’ve got some brass neck calling out other fans for hounding out managers as well. 

[Anth 113]

1 minute ago, Alex said:

It’s a reference to Robson but the bit about spitting on him is when he dropped KK from the England squad circa 1983? Although I doubt the facts matter to them much. They’ve got some brass neck calling out other fans for hounding out managers as well. 

I'd be keeping a low profile with regards to smashing up City centres as well like if I was them

[Alex 36574]

Not to mention that they’ve just a bunch of local racists smashing up their own ‘city’ centre 

[Alex 36574]

Jinx! 

[Gemmill 49391]

Sunderland is 95% white too. They smashed their own town up for "makkin shewa it stayuhs that wayuh marra" reasons. 

[Renton 23483]

On 27/08/2024 at 15:58, Anth said:

I'd be keeping a low profile with regards to smashing up City centres as well like if I was them

 

That thread is typical, classic SMB. Nominally about Everton but after 5 or so posts it's all about us. They are batshit. With reference to the above, one of them has some self awareness but then there is the old SMB double down and switcheroo. Everything points to the seagull shagger being one of them, whatever some obviously fake Facebook profile said. 

 

 

As for this new obsession with equine abuse, county Durham has the highest rate of cruelty to animals in the country. Pretty sure the same applies for incest. 

 

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/animal-cruelty-cases-in-durham-27249965

 

[Dazzler 11522]

14 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

That thread is typical, classic SMB. Nominally about Everton but after 5 or so posts it's all about us. They are batshit. With reference to the above, one of them has some self awareness but then there is the old SMB double down and switcheroo. Everything points to the seagull shagger being one of them, whatever some obviously fake Facebook profile said. 

 

 

As for this new obsession with equine abuse, county Durham has the highest rate of cruelty to animals in the country. Pretty sure the same applies for incest. 

 

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/animal-cruelty-cases-in-durham-27249965

 

It’s them Durham mags, marra. Deviants.

[Tdansmith 3260]

They have a match thread involving Newcastle United, but they never watch us, never  ! And the thread never EVER get to 20 plus pages.

 

Because..."Genuine question. Does any safc fan in here actually sit and watch Newcastle on the telly? I honestly can’t think of much worse things to do with my time."

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/nottingham-forest-v-nufc-kick-off-2000-sky-sports-main-event-sky-sports-football-sky-sports-ultra-hdr.1639674/

[Alex 36574]

3 hours ago, Renton said:

 

That thread is typical, classic SMB. Nominally about Everton but after 5 or so posts it's all about us. They are batshit. With reference to the above, one of them has some self awareness but then there is the old SMB double down and switcheroo. Everything points to the seagull shagger being one of them, whatever some obviously fake Facebook profile said. 

 

 

As for this new obsession with equine abuse, county Durham has the highest rate of cruelty to animals in the country. Pretty sure the same applies for incest. 

 

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/animal-cruelty-cases-in-durham-27249965

 

County Durham Mags are the worst, marra 

[Renton 23483]

9 pages of that shit so far. We win, it'll be 15 pages and locked into the members forum, Parsnip. We lose, it'll be kept open and reach 400 pages. Sad Mackem Bastards.