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[Tdansmith 3260]

https://x.com/DeludedOf/status/1825251966173462560

 

a 9 part special 😂

[Howmanheyman 36240]

6 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

https://x.com/DeludedOf/status/1825251966173462560

 

a 9 part special 😂

 

Class.

[Monkeys Fist 44888]

32 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

https://x.com/DeludedOf/status/1825251966173462560

 

a 9 part special 😂

They’ve got a fucking cheek taking the mick out of anyone for their number of fingers mind. 

[Dr Gloom 23399]

On 18/07/2024 at 16:11, Sonatine said:

 

Gandaft back to his old day job of thieving pallets.

absolutely tragic. the shades indoors make it even funnier 

[OTF 8312]

3 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

absolutely tragic. the shades indoors make it even funnier 

 

What do you think preceded this tweet?

 

*ring ring*

Gandaft: Rich Energy, premium energy drink of the U.K. now doing more hashtag business than ever, how can I direct your call?

Caller: William, we're going to need you to move all those pallets you've had sitting in storage

Gandaft: Can I use the pallet jack myself?

Caller: Sure thing dear

Gandaft: Thanks Mum

[PaddockLad 18869]

More Wearside related beverage larks 🍺

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3w61wg7945o.amp

[PaddockLad 18869]

 

 

 

[PaddockLad 18869]

😀

 

Live on the NUFC app 

 

 

Edited August 19, 2024 by PaddockLad

[thebrokendoll 10169]

here's our mate keith waxing lyrical about his admiration for albert pierrepoint who executed up to 600 people in a 25 year career as a hangman ending in 1956.

odd that he'd have such an aversion to murdering camel humpers, when really he should have nothing but admiration for a swift swish of the sulthan sword....

 

 

 

 

[BobHopeandNoHope 680]

7 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

here's our mate keith waxing lyrical about his admiration for albert pierrepoint who executed up to 600 people in a 25 year career as a hangman ending in 1956.

odd that he'd have such an aversion to murdering camel humpers, when really he should have nothing but admiration for a swift swish of the sulthan sword....

 

 

 

 

‘Chocked’?? Thick illiterate cunt…and ‘been decapitated’ ….has to be one of the brightest blokes in his Mam’s attic! …and of course the genocide eh Keef! 

Edited August 20, 2024 by BobHopeandNoHope

[Kid Dynamite 7559]

 

[GrahamTaylor5 1163]

1 hour ago, Kid Dynamite said:

 

This shows how corrupt PSR is. How are we struggling to pay an extra £5m, with Saudi money backing us, for a defender yet a newly promoted team can spend £150m+ on an elite player?

[Tom 14047]

[ewerk 32893]

The funniest thing about it is that Spurs are taking 40% of whatever 'huge' fee they get for him.

[Holden McGroin 7471]

12 minutes ago, ewerk said:

The funniest thing about it is that Spurs are taking 40% of whatever 'huge' fee they get for him.

[Dazzler 11523]

1 hour ago, ewerk said:

The funniest thing about it is that Spurs are taking 40% of whatever 'huge' fee they get for him.

£15m + performance related add ons according to sky. So £15m.

 

Spurs get £6m of that

[Renton 23485]

 

 

But why would Clarke want to join a premier league club when he can have champagne football and wistfully watch the river where they built the boarts roll out of the city on the sea?  Makes no sense at all.

 

 

Edited August 22, 2024 by Renton

[Toonpack 11175]

2 hours ago, ewerk said:

The funniest thing about it is that Spurs are taking 40% of whatever 'huge' fee they get for him.

 

Lots of mackem talk on twatter about that.

 

Evidently because of the sell on fee they reckon unless someone pays £25-£30 Mill they should be told to fuck off. The fact that the player is only worth£15 Mill escapes them, it appears they think the buying club should pay the player value PLUS compensate/cover them for the sell on fee.

[Dazzler 11523]

5 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

Lots of mackem talk on twatter about that.

 

Evidently because of the sell on fee they reckon unless someone pays £25-£30 Mill they should be told to fuck off. The fact that the player is only worth£15 Mill escapes them, it appears they think the buying club should pay the player value PLUS compensate/cover them for the sell on fee.

In fairness, that's exactly what Palace are expecting us to do with Guehi, and what we had to do with Livramento too. Even still that only takes the transfer up to a maximum of circa £20m (which is far too much - Jarrod Bowen he is not)

[Renton 23485]

It is canny amusing amusing - and absolutely killing them - that one of our squad players Elliot Anderson is worth more than double their blue chip (pop) player. 

[Kid Dynamite 7559]

Sunderland selling their best player for the same price we paid for a kid to be our 3rd choice striker  

[NJS 4549]

21 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

 

But why would Clarke want to join a premier league club when he can have champagne football and wistfully watch the river where they built the boarts roll out of the city on the sea?  Makes no sense at all.

 

 

Isn't that the club motto of Hamas fc? 

[Alex 36577]

I love how they just ignore the fact he’ll probably be trebling his wages (or better) if he goes 

[Monkeys Fist 44888]

1 hour ago, Dazzler said:

Spurs get £6m of that

The Donald- Spurs want a sell-on clause of £3million

 

Methhead- “ £4 million seems pretty reasonable- give them a bell”

30 seconds later

 

 

The Donald -“ They accepted my offer of £6 million immediately “

 

Don’t mess with The Negociator. 

[Dazzler 11523]

1 hour ago, Alex said:

I love how they just ignore the fact he’ll probably be trebling his wages (or better) if he goes 

And living in a better part of the country and playing for one of the best up and coming English coaches, in the top flight