Sonatine 11542 Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 At first glance I thought the plastic wrapping was actually cobwebs from those cans sitting in his basement. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35567 Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 the daft cunt must’ve really hit rock bottom to have started flogging that dead horse again. You can’t even get the last remaining out of date stock on Amazon anymore. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11538 Posted August 15 Share Posted August 15 7 hours ago, Sonatine said: At first glance I thought the plastic wrapping was actually cobwebs from those cans sitting in his basement. Has he got a job as a delivery driver now? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6781 Posted August 15 Share Posted August 15 A one man band does everything. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43057 Posted August 15 Share Posted August 15 6 hours ago, Holden McGroin said: A one man band does everything. And nothing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3259 Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 The Keith Downie thread 😂 "I have it on good authority he disliked the mags but when the takeover happened he saw an opportunity to jump on the bandwagon and score a few free drinks on his regular nights out in newcastle." https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/keith-downie.1599123/page-95 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43057 Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 31 minutes ago, Tdansmith said: The Keith Downie thread 😂 "I have it on good authority he disliked the mags but when the takeover happened he saw an opportunity to jump on the bandwagon and score a few free drinks on his regular nights out in newcastle." https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/keith-downie.1599123/page-95 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45996 Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 Funny, but not as funny as they way they say Waluigi. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21977 Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 6 hours ago, Gemmill said: Funny, but not as funny as they way they say Waluigi. Not as funny as this by Keith. SIde splitting stuff. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33819 Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 6 minutes ago, Renton said: Not as funny as this by Keith. SIde splitting stuff. Has someone on there, one of the saner ones, not initiated an intervention for this daft cunt, yet? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11542 Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 6 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Has someone on there, one of the saner ones, not initiated an intervention for this daft cunt, yet? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10359 Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said: Has someone on there, one of the saner ones, not initiated an intervention for this daft cunt, yet? You meyn the closet mags, marra? Leyve keyth alone or wa’ll bey after ya ticket stubs. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11538 Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 17 hours ago, Gemmill said: Funny, but not as funny as the way AP says Waluigi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10359 Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 6 hours ago, RobinRobin said: Wawuweegee 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35567 Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 https://sunderlandglobalmedia.org/when-did-the-sunderland-newcastle-rivalry-become-so-bitter-were-things-less-tense-in-the-past/ Too much in this just to highlight the one thing. The conclusion in particular though is quite something 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10359 Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 4 minutes ago, Alex said: https://sunderlandglobalmedia.org/when-did-the-sunderland-newcastle-rivalry-become-so-bitter-were-things-less-tense-in-the-past/ Too much in this just to highlight the one thing. The conclusion in particular though is quite something I mean without the Russia/Ukraine comparison it’s fairly accurate IMO. But likening football rivalries to an actual war is batshit mental. Outside of football banter I’ve never really seen the difference between the two of us. Both from cities that have been neglected by multiple governments. Both built on industry that was destroyed. Outside of the region the only thing that differentiates us is the fact that we wear our full footy strips, including shinnies and goalie gloves to business lunches (apparently). Some of the best lads I’ve worked with have been mackems or Sunderland supporting sand dancers (the worst kind, marra). I do think the feral nature of it is more on their side, but then I’m biased so could be absolutely wrong. In conclusion, on match days I hope they have their hearts ripped out but beyond that I couldn’t give a fuck. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33819 Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 1 hour ago, Alex said: https://sunderlandglobalmedia.org/when-did-the-sunderland-newcastle-rivalry-become-so-bitter-were-things-less-tense-in-the-past/ Too much in this just to highlight the one thing. The conclusion in particular though is quite something Tell me your a pseudo intellectual Sunderland fan without telling me you're pseudo intellectual Sunderland fan. 4/10 must try harder. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21977 Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 1 hour ago, Dazzler said: I mean without the Russia/Ukraine comparison it’s fairly accurate IMO. But likening football rivalries to an actual war is batshit mental. Outside of football banter I’ve never really seen the difference between the two of us. Both from cities that have been neglected by multiple governments. Both built on industry that was destroyed. Outside of the region the only thing that differentiates us is the fact that we wear our full footy strips, including shinnies and goalie gloves to business lunches (apparently). Some of the best lads I’ve worked with have been mackems or Sunderland supporting sand dancers (the worst kind, marra). I do think the feral nature of it is more on their side, but then I’m biased so could be absolutely wrong. In conclusion, on match days I hope they have their hearts ripped out but beyond that I couldn’t give a fuck. You're correct in the main, I've got mates from Sunderland who have been amazing friends and similarly acquaintances who have been utter, utter bell ends. There are some differences though imo. Geordies tend to be excessively proud, boistrous, loud, optimistic people. Certainly when it comes to football. In the main we are only focussed on our team. Mackems tend to be miserablist pessimists, for good reason maybe. But many are undoubtedly obsessed with Newcastle more than their own team as a result and, imo completely unlike us, have a massive chip on their shoulders about it. Not just the club, the city, the people, our reputation, the industry, local governance, guitarists from Blyth and North Shields, literally everything. We do not go on like that. Their motto is about us - FTM. They use it everywhere. Our "motto" about them actually just relects their obsession. You also don't see it much. SMB. Other than that, as alluded to earlier, Newcastle is medieval destination tourist city. It's the endless subject of travelogues. Sunderland isn't and never will be. But many of them can't accept that. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21977 Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 A bit of obsession here about our transfers. This is another thing they do. Find a solitary tweet to reflect their prejudices, and pretend it represents the whole football community, when 99.999% of fans could not give a single fuck. In this case, steve_whufc7 is the man on the omnibus. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21977 Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 Our recruitment is a shambles like. We should employ their old mucker, Stewart Donald to help us out, drive a hard bargain, like he did for Griggs. Probably get Guehi at a snip for £210 million. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35567 Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said: Tell me your a pseudo intellectual Sunderland fan without telling me you're pseudo intellectual Sunderland fan. 4/10 must try harder. I bet that site is just one person who is a frustrated journalist (and frustrated MLF) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33819 Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 3 minutes ago, Alex said: I bet that site is just one person who is a frustrated journalist (and frustrated MLF) It was a really bad article, I mean baaaaad. (he'll have been really pleased with it as well). 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14043 Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 He’ll have been very satisfied with that last paragraph and it’s nailed on that we’re Russia in this scenario 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35567 Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 I wonder if our mate Keith factored in the total amount of European ties in Sunderland’s history when aiming this acerbic jibe 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33819 Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 Just now, Alex said: I wonder if our mate Keith factored in the total amount of European ties in Sunderland’s history when aiming this acerbic jibe Oh shit, that's reminds me, I need to predict which position Sunderland will finish in. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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