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[Alex 33985]

5 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

I knew as soon as Alvarez was confirmed as leaving Man City, the Mackems would be in a tizzy about them coming in for one of our players. Even though they’re all shite

Surprised they’re not in for Clarke 

[RobinRobin 10656]

10 hours ago, Alex said:

Surprised they’re not in for Clarke 

Couldn't afford him, surely

[Howmanheyman 31434]

 

 

[Howmanheyman 31434]

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Holden McGroin 6174]

Bangor City are a place above Sunderland. That must be humbling.

[Alex 33985]

7 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah but they are MASSIVE 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13554]

I was reading the Guardian’s Championship preview and Louise Taylor had Sunderland in the Promotion candidate category and simply had to mention that they “regularly” get crowds of 40k  She didn’t mention that was about 10 year ago 

[thebrokendoll 8541]

7 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

I was reading the Guardian’s Championship preview and Louise Taylor had Sunderland in the Promotion candidate category and simply had to mention that they “regularly” get crowds of 40k  She didn’t mention that was about 10 year ago 

 

well they regularly announce them, the fact that only half of them are actually present seems neither here nor there.

[Alex 33985]

Is that embodiment of circumlocution still robbing a living at The Guardian? 

[Monkeys Fist 41272]

1 minute ago, Alex said:

Is that embodiment of circumlocution still robbing a living at The Guardian? 

She does look like a discarded foreskin, mind…

 

[Howmanheyman 31434]

46 minutes ago, Alex said:

Is that embodiment of circumlocution still robbing a living at The Guardian? 

 

Taylor or Glendenning? 

[wackyjunior 40]

Tbf she got her data from the FA cup and included away supporters.

[wackyjunior 40]

Obviously factored wedding season in too

[Toonpack 8643]

Useless welsh sheep shagging bastards 🙄

[Ayatollah Hermione 13554]

Clarke and O’Nien back to being better than Gordon and Bruno again, no doubt 

[GrahamTaylor5 815]

After reading all of the stories on RTG about NUFC tops. I now have my own.

 

I was up at Bamburgh yesterday with the family and I saw a young lad wearing a Sunderland top. I thought to myself,  'I haven't seen a Sunderland top in years' and continued to enjoy my day out.  

[Toonpack 8643]

43 minutes ago, GrahamTaylor5 said:

After reading all of the stories on RTG about NUFC tops. I now have my own.

 

I was up at Bamburgh yesterday with the family and I saw a young lad wearing a Sunderland top. I thought to myself,  'I haven't seen a Sunderland top in years' and continued to enjoy my day out.  

I trust you strutted over to him, laughed in his face and made him go all sheepish though.

[Howmanheyman 31434]

8 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

I trust you strutted over to him, laughed in his face and made him go all sheepish though.

 

RTG behaviour, marra.

[Toonpack 8643]

Just now, Howmanheyman said:

 

RTG behaviour, marra.

So you’re suggesting GT5 is a closet Mackem, aye ?

[thebrokendoll 8541]

59 minutes ago, GrahamTaylor5 said:

After reading all of the stories on RTG about NUFC tops. I now have my own.

 

I was up at Bamburgh yesterday with the family and I saw a young lad wearing a Sunderland top. I thought to myself,  'I haven't seen a Sunderland top in years' and continued to enjoy my day out.  

 

should've immediately dashed off to that huge gift shop in seahouses full of inflatable puffins etc and got yourself a plastic sword. you could've then dashed back and recreated a russell crowe scene from the coloseum.

that'd teach the little cunt.

[GrahamTaylor5 815]

1 hour ago, Toonpack said:

I trust you strutted over to him, laughed in his face and made him go all sheepish though.

I have to be honest and say that the thought never crossed my mind. Should I feel ashamed? 

 

I know that this was probably because I was subconsciously frozen solid inside, through complete fear, but at the time it honestly just felt like the Sunderland top was irrelevant to my day/life.

[Dazzler 8314]

2 hours ago, GrahamTaylor5 said:

After reading all of the stories on RTG about NUFC tops. I now have my own.

 

I was up at Bamburgh yesterday with the family and I saw a young lad wearing a Sunderland top. I thought to myself,  'I haven't seen a Sunderland top in years' and continued to enjoy my day out.  

Funnily enough I saw a little kid in the metro centre at the weekend in a Sunderland shirt and I screamed you came to wrong neighbourhood mother fucker and jumped off the balcony with a Randy savage elbow drop. He’s dead now, and I hockled in his mams face as she cried over what remains of her kid.

 

In reality, I saw him - thought it’s not actually a poor quality shirt for a mackem kit and went and bought my son a toon top for him to wear at Dalton Park because nothing prepares you for life more than getting windmilled by a mental mackem.

[Toonpack 8643]

27 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

Funnily enough I saw a little kid in the metro centre at the weekend in a Sunderland shirt and I screamed you came to wrong neighbourhood mother fucker and jumped off the balcony with a Randy savage elbow drop. He’s dead now, and I hockled in his mams face as she cried over what remains of her kid.

 

In reality, I saw him - thought it’s not actually a poor quality shirt for a mackem kit and went and bought my son a toon top for him to wear at Dalton Park because nothing prepares you for life more than getting sniggered at by a mental mackem peeping round a corner hoping you don't see him.

FYP

Edited August 12 by Toonpack

[Renton 20355]

They've got a canny long thread brewing about the new Sela stack. Now I've moved office and it is not a handy piss break for me can't say I'm arsed about it. Anyway, turns out it is an absolute disaster for the city and it means visiting away fans will now be socialising in Sunderland.

 

 

 

Talking of which, in Sunderland they have opened a new eating/drinking venue called "the Stables" in a place near the SoL (Sheepfolds).

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/sheepfolds-development.1569674/

Some decent enough vendors by the sounds of it but here are some comments:

• Raw sewerage leaking from the toilet (standard).
• Floor is uneven so they can't put tables/barrels on it in the courtyard.
• Only two bars so massive "ques" (it seems to be beyond mackem comprehension to spell queue).
• Shit music played too loud.
• Feral kids running amok.
• Dogs allowed to sit on tables in venues.
• I scream for pizza charging FIVE POWOUND FOWER A SINGLE PIZZA SLICE MARRA!
• Oh, and the unraguable fact the place is literally located on an industrial estate opposite a scrap yard (below).

 

 

I dunno, I think away fans for both us and Sunderland might just stick with Newcastle after all. 

 

 

 

Edited August 12 by Renton

[thebrokendoll 8541]

regarding football dinosaur's short post above....

 

i think the last week or so has probably highlighted to potential visitors which is the more welcoming and inclusive place between newcastle and sunderland.

sunderland isn't a city, it's a moment of pissed up madness by our late queen.

and there's nowt great about it either, it's a fucking shithole.

 

but apart from that, he's nailed his post.