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[Dazzler 11524]

56 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/cardiff-away.1637330/

 

13 pages, 250 posts, first game of a new season, tickets go to general sale, spares being offered, 11 miles from where he lives....

 

guess how many times exile1968 features on it?   

I'm sad and went through the pages, only a Pembrokeshire Exile appears. The hard exile was nowhere to be seen. Probably busy petrol bombing a mosque.

[thebrokendoll 10169]

1 hour ago, Dazzler said:

I'm sad and went through the pages, only a Pembrokeshire Exile appears. The hard exile was nowhere to be seen. Probably busy petrol bombing a mosque.

we've been the stupid cunt's entire world for the best part of 3 years.

the tragic twat doesn't give a flying fuck about safc.

[Ayatollah Hermione 14559]

I knew as soon as Alvarez was confirmed as leaving Man City, the Mackems would be in a tizzy about them coming in for one of our players. Even though they’re all shite

[Alex 36579]

5 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

I knew as soon as Alvarez was confirmed as leaving Man City, the Mackems would be in a tizzy about them coming in for one of our players. Even though they’re all shite

Surprised they’re not in for Clarke 

[RobinRobin 12350]

10 hours ago, Alex said:

Surprised they’re not in for Clarke 

Couldn't afford him, surely

[Howmanheyman 36241]

 

 

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[Holden McGroin 7471]

Bangor City are a place above Sunderland. That must be humbling.

[Alex 36579]

7 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah but they are MASSIVE 

[Ayatollah Hermione 14559]

I was reading the Guardian’s Championship preview and Louise Taylor had Sunderland in the Promotion candidate category and simply had to mention that they “regularly” get crowds of 40k  She didn’t mention that was about 10 year ago 

[thebrokendoll 10169]

7 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

I was reading the Guardian’s Championship preview and Louise Taylor had Sunderland in the Promotion candidate category and simply had to mention that they “regularly” get crowds of 40k  She didn’t mention that was about 10 year ago 

 

well they regularly announce them, the fact that only half of them are actually present seems neither here nor there.

[Alex 36579]

Is that embodiment of circumlocution still robbing a living at The Guardian? 

[Monkeys Fist 44889]

1 minute ago, Alex said:

Is that embodiment of circumlocution still robbing a living at The Guardian? 

She does look like a discarded foreskin, mind…

 

[Howmanheyman 36241]

46 minutes ago, Alex said:

Is that embodiment of circumlocution still robbing a living at The Guardian? 

 

Taylor or Glendenning? 

[wackyjunior 40]

Tbf she got her data from the FA cup and included away supporters.

[wackyjunior 40]

Obviously factored wedding season in too

[Toonpack 11176]

Useless welsh sheep shagging bastards 🙄

[Ayatollah Hermione 14559]

Clarke and O’Nien back to being better than Gordon and Bruno again, no doubt 

[GrahamTaylor5 1163]

After reading all of the stories on RTG about NUFC tops. I now have my own.

 

I was up at Bamburgh yesterday with the family and I saw a young lad wearing a Sunderland top. I thought to myself,  'I haven't seen a Sunderland top in years' and continued to enjoy my day out.  

[Toonpack 11176]

43 minutes ago, GrahamTaylor5 said:

After reading all of the stories on RTG about NUFC tops. I now have my own.

 

I was up at Bamburgh yesterday with the family and I saw a young lad wearing a Sunderland top. I thought to myself,  'I haven't seen a Sunderland top in years' and continued to enjoy my day out.  

I trust you strutted over to him, laughed in his face and made him go all sheepish though.

[Howmanheyman 36241]

8 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

I trust you strutted over to him, laughed in his face and made him go all sheepish though.

 

RTG behaviour, marra.

[Toonpack 11176]

Just now, Howmanheyman said:

 

RTG behaviour, marra.

So you’re suggesting GT5 is a closet Mackem, aye ?

[thebrokendoll 10169]

59 minutes ago, GrahamTaylor5 said:

After reading all of the stories on RTG about NUFC tops. I now have my own.

 

I was up at Bamburgh yesterday with the family and I saw a young lad wearing a Sunderland top. I thought to myself,  'I haven't seen a Sunderland top in years' and continued to enjoy my day out.  

 

should've immediately dashed off to that huge gift shop in seahouses full of inflatable puffins etc and got yourself a plastic sword. you could've then dashed back and recreated a russell crowe scene from the coloseum.

that'd teach the little cunt.

[GrahamTaylor5 1163]

1 hour ago, Toonpack said:

I trust you strutted over to him, laughed in his face and made him go all sheepish though.

I have to be honest and say that the thought never crossed my mind. Should I feel ashamed? 

 

I know that this was probably because I was subconsciously frozen solid inside, through complete fear, but at the time it honestly just felt like the Sunderland top was irrelevant to my day/life.

[Dazzler 11524]

2 hours ago, GrahamTaylor5 said:

After reading all of the stories on RTG about NUFC tops. I now have my own.

 

I was up at Bamburgh yesterday with the family and I saw a young lad wearing a Sunderland top. I thought to myself,  'I haven't seen a Sunderland top in years' and continued to enjoy my day out.  

Funnily enough I saw a little kid in the metro centre at the weekend in a Sunderland shirt and I screamed you came to wrong neighbourhood mother fucker and jumped off the balcony with a Randy savage elbow drop. He’s dead now, and I hockled in his mams face as she cried over what remains of her kid.

 

In reality, I saw him - thought it’s not actually a poor quality shirt for a mackem kit and went and bought my son a toon top for him to wear at Dalton Park because nothing prepares you for life more than getting windmilled by a mental mackem.