Dougle 3384 Posted July 16 Share Posted July 16 1 hour ago, Alex said: This definitely, definitely, definitely really happened btw: Details marras details FTM etc 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10366 Posted July 17 Share Posted July 17 8 hours ago, Alex said: This definitely, definitely, definitely really happened btw: I thought not putting club allegiances aside during international tournaments was mag behaviour? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9451 Posted July 17 Share Posted July 17 I sat in there having a few beers on the afternoon before we played bayer leverkusen in a champions league game. bet the mackem cunt's never done that before. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3958 Posted July 17 Share Posted July 17 3 hours ago, Dazzler said: I thought not putting club allegiances aside during international tournaments was mag behaviour? Why would locals be laughing at someone trying a local traditional food? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46012 Posted July 17 Share Posted July 17 Raw minced pork can absolutely get fucked btw. Their mistake was in trying it, not in (presumably) being disgusted by it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33820 Posted July 17 Share Posted July 17 12 hours ago, Alex said: This definitely, definitely, definitely really happened btw: Billy Marra: "A few years ago I was hanging out with Steve McQueen and some other cool guys when a Mag came up to Steve and made a right tit of himself. Steyve said nothing but I knew he was disgusted. I just shrugged my shoulders and said, 'Mag behaviour, Steyve' and we carried on being cool." 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9451 Posted July 17 Share Posted July 17 I'm pretty sure the pub he's on about is literally half a minutes walk from the main train station and directly opposite the cathedral. lambton's obviously a very sophisticated mackem, doesn't even refer to the city as cologne like every fucker else does. can't rate his compatriots quite as highly as himself mind, hence the constant need to include explanatory notes in brackets. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10366 Posted July 17 Share Posted July 17 13 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Billy Marra: "A few years ago I was hanging out with Steve McQueen and some other cool guys when a Mag came up to Steve and made a right tit of himself. Steyve said nothing but I knew he was disgusted. I just shrugged my shoulders and said, 'Mag behaviour, Steyve' and we carried on being cool." They carried on being "kewl", surely? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11549 Posted July 17 Share Posted July 17 40 minutes ago, Dazzler said: They carried on being "kewl", surely? Makes quick getaway 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33820 Posted July 17 Share Posted July 17 2 hours ago, Dazzler said: They carried on being "kewl", surely? I was rushed for time as I was posting. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10366 Posted July 17 Share Posted July 17 Just now, Howmanheyman said: I was rushed for time as I was posting. An allowable explanation. You are forgiven. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted July 17 Share Posted July 17 On 15/06/2024 at 14:25, Howmanheyman said: Mackems travelling to Alicante and playing Alicante and some other side. Just a heads up in case anyone on here is bewked up on a trip to 'Beni' between the 15th July and 21st July. If you are I doubt you'll see any Sunderland shirts as there's no way they'd wear them on a trip to Spain. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6782 Posted July 17 Share Posted July 17 Why would he wear that to Newcastle Airport? Ah sorry, its not Newcastle its Ponteeeland Marra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20711 Posted July 17 Share Posted July 17 Its fucking cringe when you go to the airport and you see grown men wearing football shirts just to try and willy wave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10366 Posted July 17 Share Posted July 17 3 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Its fucking cringe when you go to the airport and you see grown men wearing football shirts just to try and willy wave. Is that not just what we tell ourselves to explain why they have their willies out at an airport? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33820 Posted July 17 Share Posted July 17 1 hour ago, ewerk said: Just after that was filmed he turned around and said 'have you got a problem, mag?' and the mag singing it then started stuttering, mumbled something about banter, said sorry and walked away with his head down. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9451 Posted July 17 Share Posted July 17 (edited) best case scenario that. had the fat lad in the mackem shirt been skylon, magcatcherhutch or any other of the other countless, fearless, nails, notorious sunderland hard men then the subsequent bloodshed would've been too graphic to publish. Edited July 17 by thebrokendoll 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3259 Posted July 17 Share Posted July 17 33 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Just after that was filmed he turned around and said 'have you got a problem, mag?' and the mag singing it then started stuttering, mumbled something about banter, said sorry and walked away with his head down. It's a matter of time before someone on rtg sees the twitter link and the resulting 25 page thread will have at least 70% of posts from MLF's saying how they would have kicked the Mag and the other 6 Mags who were behind him all over Ponteland airport 😂 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3384 Posted July 17 Share Posted July 17 Wey ah was stannin theyah marras minding me owin busin, bisi, bussn, meself just eating me mortadella, burrata & pistachio pesto ciabatta and drinkin me caffè ristretto and sum fat grayevy stained mag cunt started saying shite tiv is. After he finished filliming is a turned rund and windmilled the cunt. The captain of oowa flight was passing at the time and instantly upgraded is to first class. 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted July 17 Share Posted July 17 Good morning everyone, this is your captain speaking. I’d like to welcome you all to FTM Airlines. Please sit back and relax while we serve the blue pop. I’d like to remind you all, if you need to do a number 2 then please make your way to seat 18c. As we cruise at 30,000 feet, it’s worth remembering that Rafa, and all the other mag bastards, are beneath us. Also, do take a moment to browse our FTM menu, printed in full colour, and showing our range of in-flight cheese slices and lion looking crisps. 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10366 Posted July 17 Share Posted July 17 1 hour ago, trophyshy said: Good morning everyone, this is your captain speaking. I’d like to welcome you all to FTM Airlines. Please sit back and relax while we serve the blue pop. I’d like to remind you all, if you need to do a number 2 then please make your way to seat 18c. As we cruise at 30,000 feet, it’s worth remembering that Rafa, and all the other mag bastards, are beneath us. Also, do take a moment to browse our FTM menu, printed in full colour, and showing our range of in-flight cheese slices and lion looking crisps. “Heya marra, yi better tell that pialet up front to dish out the pink slices or we’re ganna start thinking he’s a secret mag marra. Tell him to showa us iz seyson ticket stubs.” 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21979 Posted July 17 Share Posted July 17 Hotel advertises it is near Newcastle and doesn't mention Sunderland. Three pages so far of howling at the moon. 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted July 17 Share Posted July 17 Pittington is a fucking pointless dump, I used to live there. The poor fuckers who are still stuck there, several of them my unacknowledged children, understand that Sunderland is so fucking grim it’s best to pretend it doesn’t exist. Makes me sort of proud of those kids, whatever their names are. 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10366 Posted July 17 Share Posted July 17 39 minutes ago, Renton said: Hotel advertises it is near Newcastle and doesn't mention Sunderland. Three pages so far of howling at the moon. The biggest city in the region? It’s the only place mentioned that isn’t a fucking city the daft spanner. Except Pittington. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9451 Posted July 17 Share Posted July 17 8 minutes ago, Dazzler said: The biggest city in the region? It’s the only place mentioned that isn’t a fucking city the daft spanner. Except Pittington. ah liz, god rest her soul, I wonder what she regretted the most as she mulled over her life in the final moments. spawning andy or giving that shithole city status? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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