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[Howmanheyman 36243]

12 hours ago, Alex said:

This definitely, definitely, definitely really happened btw:

 

 

Billy Marra: "A few years ago I was hanging out with Steve McQueen and some other cool guys when a Mag came up to Steve and made a right tit of himself. Steyve said nothing but I knew he was disgusted. I just shrugged my shoulders and said, 'Mag behaviour, Steyve' and we carried on being cool."

[thebrokendoll 10170]

I'm pretty sure the pub he's on about is literally half a minutes walk from the main train station and directly opposite the cathedral.

lambton's obviously a very sophisticated mackem, doesn't even refer to the city as cologne like every fucker else does.

can't rate his compatriots quite as highly as himself mind, hence the constant need to include explanatory notes in brackets.

[Dazzler 11524]

13 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

Billy Marra: "A few years ago I was hanging out with Steve McQueen and some other cool guys when a Mag came up to Steve and made a right tit of himself. Steyve said nothing but I knew he was disgusted. I just shrugged my shoulders and said, 'Mag behaviour, Steyve' and we carried on being cool."

They carried on being "kewl", surely?

[RobinRobin 12351]

40 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

They carried on being "kewl", surely?

Makes quick getaway 

[Howmanheyman 36243]

2 hours ago, Dazzler said:

They carried on being "kewl", surely?

 

I was rushed for time as I was posting.

[Dazzler 11524]

Just now, Howmanheyman said:

 

I was rushed for time as I was posting.

An allowable explanation. You are forgiven.

[ewerk 32894]

On 15/06/2024 at 14:25, Howmanheyman said:

Mackems travelling to Alicante and playing Alicante and some other side. Just a heads up in case anyone on here is bewked up on a trip to 'Beni' between the 15th July and 21st July. If you are I doubt you'll see any Sunderland shirts as there's no way they'd wear them on a trip to Spain. 

 

 

[Holden McGroin 7471]

Why would he wear that to Newcastle Airport? Ah sorry, its not Newcastle its Ponteeeland Marra.

[wykikitoon 22566]

Its fucking cringe when you go to the airport and you see grown men wearing football shirts just to try and willy wave.

[Dazzler 11524]

3 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Its fucking cringe when you go to the airport and you see grown men wearing football shirts just to try and willy wave.

Is that not just what we tell ourselves to explain why they have their willies out at an airport?

[Howmanheyman 36243]

1 hour ago, ewerk said:

 

 

 

Just after that was filmed he turned around and said 'have you got a problem, mag?' and the mag singing it then started stuttering, mumbled something about banter, said sorry and walked away with his head down. 

[thebrokendoll 10170]

 

best case scenario that.

had the fat lad in the mackem shirt been skylon, magcatcherhutch or any other of the other countless, fearless, nails, notorious sunderland hard men then the subsequent bloodshed would've been too graphic to publish. 

Edited July 17, 2024 by thebrokendoll

[Tdansmith 3260]

33 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Just after that was filmed he turned around and said 'have you got a problem, mag?' and the mag singing it then started stuttering, mumbled something about banter, said sorry and walked away with his head down. 

It's a matter of time before someone on rtg sees the twitter link and the resulting 25 page thread will have at least 70% of posts from MLF's saying how they would have kicked the Mag and the other 6 Mags who were behind him all over Ponteland airport  😂

[Dougle 3673]

Wey ah was stannin theyah marras minding me owin busin, bisi, bussn, meself just eating me mortadella, burrata & pistachio pesto ciabatta and drinkin me caffè ristretto and sum fat grayevy stained mag cunt started saying shite tiv is.

After he finished filliming is a turned rund and windmilled the cunt.

The captain of oowa flight was passing at the time and instantly upgraded is to first class.

[trophyshy 7277]

Good morning everyone, this is your captain speaking. I’d like to welcome you all to FTM Airlines. Please sit back and relax while we serve the blue pop. I’d like to remind you all, if you need to do a number 2 then please make your way to seat 18c. 
 

As we cruise at 30,000 feet, it’s worth remembering that Rafa, and all the other mag bastards, are beneath us. Also, do take a moment to browse our FTM menu, printed in full colour, and showing our range of in-flight cheese slices and lion looking crisps.  
 

[Dazzler 11524]

1 hour ago, trophyshy said:

Good morning everyone, this is your captain speaking. I’d like to welcome you all to FTM Airlines. Please sit back and relax while we serve the blue pop. I’d like to remind you all, if you need to do a number 2 then please make your way to seat 18c. 
 

As we cruise at 30,000 feet, it’s worth remembering that Rafa, and all the other mag bastards, are beneath us. Also, do take a moment to browse our FTM menu, printed in full colour, and showing our range of in-flight cheese slices and lion looking crisps.  
 

“Heya marra, yi better tell that pialet up front to dish out the pink slices or we’re ganna start thinking he’s a secret mag marra. Tell him to showa us iz seyson ticket stubs.”

[Renton 23490]

Hotel advertises it is near Newcastle and doesn't mention Sunderland. Three pages so far of howling at the moon. 

 

[trophyshy 7277]

Pittington is a fucking pointless dump, I used to live there.  The poor fuckers who are still stuck there, several of them my unacknowledged children, understand  that Sunderland is so fucking grim it’s best to pretend it doesn’t exist. 
 

Makes me sort of proud of those kids, whatever their names are.   

[Dazzler 11524]

39 minutes ago, Renton said:

Hotel advertises it is near Newcastle and doesn't mention Sunderland. Three pages so far of howling at the moon. 

 

The biggest city in the region? It’s the only place mentioned that isn’t a fucking city the daft spanner. 
 

Except Pittington.

[thebrokendoll 10170]

8 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

The biggest city in the region? It’s the only place mentioned that isn’t a fucking city the daft spanner. 
 

Except Pittington.

 

ah liz, god rest her soul, I wonder what she regretted the most as she mulled over her life in the final moments.

spawning andy or giving that shithole city status?

[Renton 23490]

25 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

Pittington is a fucking pointless dump, I used to live there.  The poor fuckers who are still stuck there, several of them my unacknowledged children, understand  that Sunderland is so fucking grim it’s best to pretend it doesn’t exist. 
 

Makes me sort of proud of those kids, whatever their names are.   

 

DURHAM MAG ALERT KLAXON. 

 

 

Meanwhile on Wearside... 

 

[trophyshy 7277]

 

Born in Wallsend. Marra. 

[Monkeys Fist 44889]

31 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

 

Born in Wallsend. Marra. 

Was your dad a passing seaman with a supply of excess football strips though, marra? 

[Alex 36581]

9 hours ago, Renton said:

Hotel advertises it is near Newcastle and doesn't mention Sunderland. Three pages so far of howling at the moon. 

 

 Do they not realise the purpose of the advert is to make the hotel more attractive to potential customers? 

[NJS 4549]

37 minutes ago, Alex said:

 Do they not realise the purpose of the advert is to make the hotel more attractive to potential customers? 

One of them challenges the rest of them as to what they would mention as "attractions" to encourage visits and one seriodly mentions a "sports ground filled with 40k people 23 times a year as well as concerts". Fuck me.