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[Howmanheyman 31434]

8 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

Was that "letter" on the tweet yours like?  I just re-wrote that dafty's post phonetically, so any lurking mackems could understand it. I love a bit of care in the community me.

 

I think it was mine but I'm not 100% sure? I definitely recognise it.

[Tom 14000]

https://x.com/deludedof/status/1812024000438034707?s=12&t=_JhUCoDPCaDM2qiBf831Jw
 

 

Cognitive dissonance episode 6482926164

[Gemmill 42458]

Major Major has been posting on there for at least 20 years. Absolutely thrilled to discover that he's a big fat cunt who can't fit into a triple XL top.

 

[Monkeys Fist 41272]

5XL ???? 
 

Does it come with guy lines and pegs? 
 

 

 

[Howmanheyman 31434]

1 hour ago, Tom said:

https://x.com/deludedof/status/1812024000438034707?s=12&t=_JhUCoDPCaDM2qiBf831Jw
 

 

Cognitive dissonance episode 6482926164

 

 

 "my XL top was really tight......and I'm not a fat mag."

 

I consider myself a bit of a fat mag at the minute but I can still get into half my medium shirts no bother. Maybe that survey thing that had their supporters statistically fatter than us might've been on to something but I'm sure quite a few of their fanbase won't be too keen on experts? #shirtsizesmeanshirtsizes

 

[Monkeys Fist 41272]

How many cheese pockets are on a 5XL shirt? 

[Alex 33985]

I saw a kid wearing one and they’re just a normal ‘regular’ fit as well. They try and make everything a favourable comparison with us and invariably fail  

Even the crack about everyone hating us was put to bed by another survey that suggested we’re much better liked. If I was them I’d be going out of my way not to think about us atm. But no, the Amanda Staveley thing has resulted in a massive thread on there, where they’ve made up a load of ridiculous scenarios. Which will no doubt then annoy them when they don’t happen. 

Edited July 13 by Alex

[Howmanheyman 31434]

3 minutes ago, Alex said:

I saw a kid wearing one and they’re just a normal ‘regular’ fit as well. They try and make everything a favourable comparison with us and invariably fail  

Even the crack about everyone hating us was put to bed by another survey that suggested we’re much better liked. If I was them I’d be going out of my way not to think about us atm. But no, the Amanda Staveley thing has resulted in a massive thread on there, where they’ve made up a load of ridiculous scenarios. Which will no doubt then annoy them when they don’t happen. 

 

I've said it before,  but NUFC would be dead to me if I was in their shoes, fair enough if you happened to be watching motd and you knew we'd been hammered you might watch it but other than that I'd have us on ignore. Taking as big an interest in us now is surely not going to be doing them any good at all and we haven't even won anything. The absolute hammer blow to the gut it must've been for them when the takeover was announced after the high amusement when it kept getting delayed would've been delicious to witness in person.

 

 

[Howmanheyman 31434]

 

Must've been great night? 

 

(It took a few seconds to realise who Regis was?)

[Alex 33985]

2 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Must've been great night? 

 

(It took a few seconds to realise who Regis was?)

Second favourite question was “Do you hate the mags anarl?”

Edited July 13 by Alex

[Gemmill 42458]

1 minute ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Must've been great night? 

 

(It took a few seconds to realise who Regis was?)

 

Smash cut to:

 

Int Regis Le Bris's bedroom. Ponteland, Newcastle. 2:03am.

 

A man lies awake on his back in bed. He stares unblinkingly at the ceiling. His face carries a look of something between confusion and regret. He closes his eyes for a second and we see a leering, fat man's face: "Ere marra," the fat man says. "D'yee knar wot FTM stands for?" 

 

Our view pans around a room filled with fat people in red and white tops that end at their belly button. Regis can't help but think that those tops look to be at least 3XL. They are laughing. They open their mouths and a blue liquid pours out between rotting teeth. 

 

The man in the bed opens his eyes and screams. 

[Howmanheyman 31434]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

 

Smash cut to:

 

Int Regis Le Bris's bedroom. Ponteland, Newcastle. 2:03am.

 

A man lies awake on his back in bed. He stares unblinkingly at the ceiling. His face carries a look of something between confusion and regret. He closes his eyes for a second and we see a leering, fat man's face: "Ere marra," the fat man says. "D'yee knar wot FTM stands for?" 

 

Our view pans around a room filled with fat people in red and white tops that end at their belly button. Regis can't help but think that those tops look to be at least 3XL. They are laughing. They open their mouths and a blue liquid pours out between rotting teeth. 

 

The man in the bed opens his eyes and screams. 

 

[Dazzler 8314]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

 

Smash cut to:

 

Int Regis Le Bris's bedroom. Ponteland, Newcastle. 2:03am.

 

A man lies awake on his back in bed. He stares unblinkingly at the ceiling. His face carries a look of something between confusion and regret. He closes his eyes for a second and we see a leering, fat man's face: "Ere marra," the fat man says. "D'yee knar wot FTM stands for?" 

 

Our view pans around a room filled with fat people in red and white tops that end at their belly button. Regis can't help but think that those tops look to be at least 3XL. They are laughing. They open their mouths and a blue liquid pours out between rotting teeth. 

 

The man in the bed opens his eyes and screams. 

Great. As if I don’t have enough nightmare material already. Cheers.

[Monkeys Fist 41272]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

Int Regis Le Bris's bedroom. Ponteland, Newcastle. 2:03am.

[Toonpack 8643]

It appears their first pre-season game, versus Gateshead, ended in a resounding 2-1 victory

 

 

 

 

 

 

for Gateshead.

[Alex 33985]

14 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

It appears their first pre-season game, versus Gateshead, ended in a resounding 2-1 victory

 

 

 

 

 

 

for Gateshead.

5 pm kickoff so they’ll still be playing I think 

[Toonpack 8643]

43 minutes ago, Alex said:

5 pm kickoff so they’ll still be playing I think 

 

Two games, one half each or the like, I think, one v Gateshead and one S/Shields

[Gemmill 42458]

Wtf. Was it winner stays on?

 

[Toonpack 8643]

I have no idea about the third post is doing in their match thread

 

 

Edited July 13 by Toonpack

[Monkeys Fist 41272]

The Heed ended up not letting sunderland  win , 3-2 

 

 

Reggie Le Breves or whatever he’s called has already been deemed not good enough by some ( not all) of the muppets on Ready to Groom 

[Tdansmith 2948]

"The plastic mags will be bringing a DVD out."

 

Even in their own match threads they make it about us !

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/gateshead-v-sunderland-friendly-ko-17-00-gateshead-international-stadium-streamed-on-safsee.1636730/page-34#post-41059322

[Alex 33985]

24 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Wtf. Was it winner stays on?

 

I’m sure we did similar at SJP pre-season once, also involving Gateshead iirc

Edited July 13 by Alex

[Alex 33985]

21 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

I have no idea about the third post is doing in their match thread

 

 

Good advice on Wearside tbf 

[Toonpack 8643]

They didn't even score from open play

 

[ewerk 29419]

11 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

5XL ???? 
 

Does it come with guy lines and pegs? 
 

 

 

Chipperfield’s bought out their entire stock.