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5 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

I hope Bridget has time for her constituents now she's a minister in the government....

 

 

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"Aah rowat ta Bridget abewt it. She fobbed iz off - gav iz copeys of the premeyeh leygue responses to aah and that awful Chey Onwiewrah's letteh (though not tha own) - but it was after the initial tak-over collapsed."

 

Strange that a mag received a letter wrote in crayon from a mackem about the takeover and then told said mackem to fuck off.

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2 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

"Aah rowat ta Bridget abewt it. She fobbed iz off - gav iz copeys of the premeyeh leygue responses to aah and that awful Chey Onwiewrah's letteh (though not tha own) - but it was after the initial tak-over collapsed."

 

Strange that a mag received a letter wrote in crayon from a mackem about the takeover and then told said mackem to fuck off.

 

I'm sure I did it ages ago taking the piss out of them writing to all and sundry to object to the takeover? I reckon whoever does that account must've seen it and kept it? (No problem if he did?) :good:

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1 minute ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

I'm sure I did it ages ago taking the piss out of them writing to all and sundry to object to the takeover? I reckon whoever does that account must've seen it and kept it? (No problem if he did?) :good:

Was that "letter" on the tweet yours like? :lol: I just re-wrote that dafty's post phonetically, so any lurking mackems could understand it. I love a bit of care in the community me.

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8 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

Was that "letter" on the tweet yours like? :lol: I just re-wrote that dafty's post phonetically, so any lurking mackems could understand it. I love a bit of care in the community me.

 

I think it was mine but I'm not 100% sure? I definitely recognise it. :lol:

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Major Major has been posting on there for at least 20 years. Absolutely thrilled to discover that he's a big fat cunt who can't fit into a triple XL top. :lol:

 

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1 hour ago, Tom said:

 

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 "my XL top was really tight......and I'm not a fat mag."

 

I consider myself a bit of a fat mag at the minute but I can still get into half my medium shirts no bother. Maybe that survey thing that had their supporters statistically fatter than us might've been on to something but I'm sure quite a few of their fanbase won't be too keen on experts? #shirtsizesmeanshirtsizes

 

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I saw a kid wearing one and they’re just a normal ‘regular’ fit as well. They try and make everything a favourable comparison with us and invariably fail :lol: 

Even the crack about everyone hating us was put to bed by another survey that suggested we’re much better liked. If I was them I’d be going out of my way not to think about us atm. But no, the Amanda Staveley thing has resulted in a massive thread on there, where they’ve made up a load of ridiculous scenarios. Which will no doubt then annoy them when they don’t happen. 

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3 minutes ago, Alex said:

I saw a kid wearing one and they’re just a normal ‘regular’ fit as well. They try and make everything a favourable comparison with us and invariably fail :lol: 

Even the crack about everyone hating us was put to bed by another survey that suggested we’re much better liked. If I was them I’d be going out of my way not to think about us atm. But no, the Amanda Staveley thing has resulted in a massive thread on there, where they’ve made up a load of ridiculous scenarios. Which will no doubt then annoy them when they don’t happen. 

 

I've said it before,  but NUFC would be dead to me if I was in their shoes, fair enough if you happened to be watching motd and you knew we'd been hammered you might watch it but other than that I'd have us on ignore. Taking as big an interest in us now is surely not going to be doing them any good at all and we haven't even won anything. The absolute hammer blow to the gut it must've been for them when the takeover was announced after the high amusement when it kept getting delayed would've been delicious to witness in person. :lol:

 

 

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2 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

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Must've been great night? :lol:

 

(It took a few seconds to realise who Regis was?)

Second favourite question was “Do you hate the mags anarl?”

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1 minute ago, Howmanheyman said:

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Must've been great night? :lol:

 

(It took a few seconds to realise who Regis was?)

 

Smash cut to:

 

Int Regis Le Bris's bedroom. Ponteland, Newcastle. 2:03am.

 

A man lies awake on his back in bed. He stares unblinkingly at the ceiling. His face carries a look of something between confusion and regret. He closes his eyes for a second and we see a leering, fat man's face: "Ere marra," the fat man says. "D'yee knar wot FTM stands for?" 

 

Our view pans around a room filled with fat people in red and white tops that end at their belly button. Regis can't help but think that those tops look to be at least 3XL. They are laughing. They open their mouths and a blue liquid pours out between rotting teeth. 

 

The man in the bed opens his eyes and screams. 

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1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

 

Smash cut to:

 

Int Regis Le Bris's bedroom. Ponteland, Newcastle. 2:03am.

 

A man lies awake on his back in bed. He stares unblinkingly at the ceiling. His face carries a look of something between confusion and regret. He closes his eyes for a second and we see a leering, fat man's face: "Ere marra," the fat man says. "D'yee knar wot FTM stands for?" 

 

Our view pans around a room filled with fat people in red and white tops that end at their belly button. Regis can't help but think that those tops look to be at least 3XL. They are laughing. They open their mouths and a blue liquid pours out between rotting teeth. 

 

The man in the bed opens his eyes and screams. 

 

Mickey Rooney Applause GIF by The Academy Awards

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1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

 

Smash cut to:

 

Int Regis Le Bris's bedroom. Ponteland, Newcastle. 2:03am.

 

A man lies awake on his back in bed. He stares unblinkingly at the ceiling. His face carries a look of something between confusion and regret. He closes his eyes for a second and we see a leering, fat man's face: "Ere marra," the fat man says. "D'yee knar wot FTM stands for?" 

 

Our view pans around a room filled with fat people in red and white tops that end at their belly button. Regis can't help but think that those tops look to be at least 3XL. They are laughing. They open their mouths and a blue liquid pours out between rotting teeth. 

 

The man in the bed opens his eyes and screams. 

Great. As if I don’t have enough nightmare material already. Cheers.

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It appears their first pre-season game, versus Gateshead, ended in a resounding 2-1 victory

 

 

 

 

 

 

for Gateshead.

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14 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

It appears their first pre-season game, versus Gateshead, ended in a resounding 2-1 victory

 

 

 

 

 

 

for Gateshead.

5 pm kickoff so they’ll still be playing I think 

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43 minutes ago, Alex said:

5 pm kickoff so they’ll still be playing I think 

 

Two games, one half each or the like, I think, one v Gateshead and one S/Shields

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