Howmanheyman 33166 Posted June 28 Share Posted June 28 2 hours ago, Dazzler said: Are pink slices mackem things? They look depressing. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33166 Posted June 28 Share Posted June 28 "How was your pink slice, sir?" MLF:"Ang on a minute an ahl tell ya, marra......nom nom nom, grunt, slurp, schlopp." "Like six in a rowa, marra. Haway the Kyril again! Ah hayatatted him till I die after the black cats bar mag surrender but eyze won me back ovah after eyting this lush pink slice of cheyse so ah winnott have a bad wud to say agayanst him now, like. FTM!" 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33166 Posted June 28 Share Posted June 28 The sentence structure and the spelling mistakes are funny enough never mind their intent and the contents of their (shit) fantasies. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobElliott 1492 Posted June 28 Share Posted June 28 50 minutes ago, Dazzler said: You missed an open goal here, should have been "fecking geese" 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9742 Posted June 28 Share Posted June 28 (edited) 3 minutes ago, RobElliott said: You missed an open goal here, should have been "fecking geese" I thought leaving it completely out of context by keeping the original bit on racism the same would be funnier, but you're right. I should have put geese Edited June 28 by Dazzler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33166 Posted June 28 Share Posted June 28 6 minutes ago, MrRaspberryJam said: Harold Bloom in his book, The American Canon: Literary Genius from Emerson to Pynchon, calls RTG posters as "the disciples of both of Melville and Faulkner." RTG's magnificence - its language, landscape, persons, conceptions - at last transcends the violence, and converts goriness into terrifying art. "An art comparable to Melville’s and Faulkner’s,” writes Bloom. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9203 Posted June 28 Share Posted June 28 2 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: The sentence structure and the spelling mistakes are funny enough never mind their intent and the contents of their (shit) fantasies. I'm dying to know what happened in the stanley bookies incident me. I mean i know they're rock and everything, however there was mags who used to drink in the kings head in stanley during the 80s who'll be knocking on the door of 60 now but I'd still put money on them to beat the living shit out of your average fake stone island wearing sunderland supporter. 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33166 Posted June 28 Share Posted June 28 It either didn't happen which is sad as fuck or it somehow did and the new manager is showing signs of desperation already before he's even started. (Probably the former). 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42413 Posted June 28 Share Posted June 28 17 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: It either didn't happen which is sad as fuck or it somehow did and the new manager is showing signs of desperation already before he's even started. (Probably the former). Pair of fiveheads. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13863 Posted June 28 Share Posted June 28 Which one is the manager? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobElliott 1492 Posted June 28 Share Posted June 28 2 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Which one is the manager? There he is, he has pissed off in hembarrasment already 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobHopeandNoHope 592 Posted June 29 Share Posted June 29 I see the gormless six fingered tramps are coming up with more shite …can’t fathom out why the term ‘Toon’ is used …apparently John Hall invented it in 92 says one thick cunt, and anyway it’s a City not a town says another windowlicker…I seem to remember it always being called the ‘toon’ since I could first speak, and I’m nee spring chicken, but let’s not let facts get in the way. And anyone who wasn’t born within 3 yards of fuckin Greys Monument isn’t a Geordie marra. They’re a strange breed who crave identity but it will always just be oh that shithole near Newcastle…The Toon! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35077 Posted June 29 Share Posted June 29 Also, there’s loads of cities where the locals will talk about ‘going into town’ or whatever in reference to the city centre. Just another example of them making something up then getting worked up about it 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33166 Posted June 29 Share Posted June 29 ".....and then I just write these fantasies out for an online football message board. It all seems so real at the time. Everyone gets cross and somehow feels validated." 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11374 Posted June 29 Share Posted June 29 He doesn't look happy to me. More likely he's just caught Billy Boy trying to sneak his cans of wolf piss onto the shelves of some local shop and he's hoying them in the bin. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21915 Posted June 29 Share Posted June 29 50 minutes ago, Sonatine said: He doesn't look happy to me. More likely he's just caught Billy Boy trying to sneak his cans of wolf piss onto the shelves of some local shop and he's hoying them in the bin. Fuck me, is this joker still peddling his shite? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9742 Posted June 29 Share Posted June 29 Rich Energy is literally worth the £1 he put in as equity.. That case of shit in that lad’s hand is most likely worth more than Storey 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42413 Posted June 29 Share Posted June 29 46 minutes ago, Dazzler said: Rich Energy is literally worth the £1 he put in as equity.. That case of shit in that lad’s hand is most likely worth more than Storey The prestigious HQ of Rich Energy looks about right… 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30598 Posted June 29 Share Posted June 29 All seems to be going as well as ever with Rich Energy. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11374 Posted June 30 Share Posted June 30 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3259 Posted June 30 Share Posted June 30 (edited) Our recent outgoing transfers have caused yet another mackem meltdown. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/newcastle-have-accepted-a-33-mill-bid-for-yankuba-minteh.1635928/ Edited June 30 by Tdansmith 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35077 Posted June 30 Share Posted June 30 5 minutes ago, Tdansmith said: Our recent outgoing signing have caused yet another mackem meltdown. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/newcastle-have-accepted-a-33-mill-bid-for-yankuba-minteh.1635928/ Saw someone on there saying that makes Jack Clarke worth £40m. They’re thick as pig’s shit 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9742 Posted June 30 Share Posted June 30 Someone having absolutely no idea how the sale of an asset is treated. Mainly because they’ve never experienced it. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33166 Posted June 30 Share Posted June 30 9 minutes ago, Dazzler said: Someone having absolutely no idea how the sale of an asset is treated. Mainly because they’ve never experienced it. It's not his fault, he's used to his club getting their lift fixed and paying for it in installments. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MrRaspberryJam Posted June 30 Share Posted June 30 1 minute ago, Howmanheyman said: It's not his fault, he's used to his club getting their lift fixed and paying for it in installments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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