Gemmill 37569 Posted Thursday at 15:46 Share Posted Thursday at 15:46 1 minute ago, MrRaspberryJam said: Why is he stood so far away from them? Looks like he's under a restraining order. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 415 Posted Thursday at 15:57 Share Posted Thursday at 15:57 8 minutes ago, MrRaspberryJam said: Not now Silent Singer! 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 28996 Posted Friday at 08:26 Share Posted Friday at 08:26 Must be fucking loads in Sunderland playing five-a-side these days or doing painting in the house with something quick and comfortable to just chuck on? I mean they wouldn't dream of wearing the new shirts going to a game/MetroCentre/airport would they? That would be frightfully similar to Mag behaviour and that would never happen, would it? 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 6761 Posted Friday at 09:16 Share Posted Friday at 09:16 45 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Must be fucking loads in Sunderland playing five-a-side these days or doing painting in the house with something quick and comfortable to just chuck on? I mean they wouldn't dream of wearing the new shirts going to a game/MetroCentre/airport would they? That would be frightfully similar to Mag behaviour and that would never happen, would it? Fake news. That's the queue to fondle Farage's balls for 10 seconds while SJH sticks a pool cue up their anus. Let's not forget they mocked our fans for queuing up at the Adidas pop up store on the day ours went on sale. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9561 Posted Friday at 09:18 Share Posted Friday at 09:18 17 hours ago, Gemmill said: Why is he stood so far away from them? Looks like he's under a restraining order. It's a metaphor. The glory days of, like you say, Gates scoring and common assault being laudable, are far away. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 6761 Posted Friday at 09:32 Share Posted Friday at 09:32 Are pink slices mackem things? They look depressing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 27542 Posted Friday at 09:37 Share Posted Friday at 09:37 They did start off as red slices... 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRaspberryJam 501 Posted Friday at 09:55 Share Posted Friday at 09:55 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRaspberryJam 501 Posted Friday at 09:57 Share Posted Friday at 09:57 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18816 Posted Friday at 09:59 Share Posted Friday at 09:59 18 hours ago, Gemmill said: Why is he stood so far away from them? Looks like he's under a restraining order. Give he's into public displays of auto-asphyxiation, he probably is. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9871 Posted Friday at 10:33 Share Posted Friday at 10:33 1 hour ago, Dazzler said: Fake news. That's the queue to fondle Farage's balls for 10 seconds while SJH sticks a pool cue up their anus. You're giving @MrRaspberryJam a run for his money recently. 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobElliott 1135 Posted Friday at 10:47 Share Posted Friday at 10:47 19 hours ago, MrRaspberryJam said: 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13108 Posted Friday at 12:17 Share Posted Friday at 12:17 All that’s missing from that depressing pink slice is some Angel Delight, transported from the 1980s 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 6761 Posted Friday at 12:27 Share Posted Friday at 12:27 1 hour ago, RobElliott said: 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 28996 Posted Friday at 12:32 Share Posted Friday at 12:32 2 hours ago, Dazzler said: Are pink slices mackem things? They look depressing. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 28996 Posted Friday at 12:46 Share Posted Friday at 12:46 "How was your pink slice, sir?" MLF:"Ang on a minute an ahl tell ya, marra......nom nom nom, grunt, slurp, schlopp." "Like six in a rowa, marra. Haway the Kyril again! Ah hayatatted him till I die after the black cats bar mag surrender but eyze won me back ovah after eyting this lush pink slice of cheyse so ah winnott have a bad wud to say agayanst him now, like. FTM!" 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 28996 Posted Friday at 13:12 Share Posted Friday at 13:12 The sentence structure and the spelling mistakes are funny enough never mind their intent and the contents of their (shit) fantasies. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobElliott 1135 Posted Friday at 13:18 Share Posted Friday at 13:18 50 minutes ago, Dazzler said: You missed an open goal here, should have been "fecking geese" 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 6761 Posted Friday at 13:21 Share Posted Friday at 13:21 (edited) 3 minutes ago, RobElliott said: You missed an open goal here, should have been "fecking geese" I thought leaving it completely out of context by keeping the original bit on racism the same would be funnier, but you're right. I should have put geese Edited Friday at 13:21 by Dazzler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRaspberryJam 501 Posted Friday at 13:38 Share Posted Friday at 13:38 21 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: The sentence structure and the spelling mistakes are funny enough never mind their intent and the contents of their (shit) fantasies. Harold Bloom in his book, The American Canon: Literary Genius from Emerson to Pynchon, calls RTG posters as "the disciples of both of Melville and Faulkner." RTG's magnificence - its language, landscape, persons, conceptions - at last transcends the violence, and converts goriness into terrifying art. "An art comparable to Melville’s and Faulkner’s,” writes Bloom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 28996 Posted Friday at 13:45 Share Posted Friday at 13:45 6 minutes ago, MrRaspberryJam said: Harold Bloom in his book, The American Canon: Literary Genius from Emerson to Pynchon, calls RTG posters as "the disciples of both of Melville and Faulkner." RTG's magnificence - its language, landscape, persons, conceptions - at last transcends the violence, and converts goriness into terrifying art. "An art comparable to Melville’s and Faulkner’s,” writes Bloom. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 7480 Posted Friday at 16:05 Share Posted Friday at 16:05 2 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: The sentence structure and the spelling mistakes are funny enough never mind their intent and the contents of their (shit) fantasies. I'm dying to know what happened in the stanley bookies incident me. I mean i know they're rock and everything, however there was mags who used to drink in the kings head in stanley during the 80s who'll be knocking on the door of 60 now but I'd still put money on them to beat the living shit out of your average fake stone island wearing sunderland supporter. 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 28996 Posted Friday at 17:16 Share Posted Friday at 17:16 It either didn't happen which is sad as fuck or it somehow did and the new manager is showing signs of desperation already before he's even started. (Probably the former). 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39712 Posted Friday at 17:34 Share Posted Friday at 17:34 17 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: It either didn't happen which is sad as fuck or it somehow did and the new manager is showing signs of desperation already before he's even started. (Probably the former). Pair of fiveheads. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13108 Posted Friday at 19:02 Share Posted Friday at 19:02 Which one is the manager? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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