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6 minutes ago, MrRaspberryJam said:

 

Harold Bloom in his book, The American Canon: Literary Genius from Emerson to Pynchon, calls RTG posters as "the disciples of both of Melville and Faulkner." RTG's magnificence - its language, landscape, persons, conceptions - at last transcends the violence, and converts goriness into terrifying art. "An art comparable to Melville’s and Faulkner’s,” writes Bloom.

 

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2 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

 

:lol: 

 

The sentence structure and the spelling mistakes are funny enough never mind their intent and the contents of their (shit) fantasies. 

 

 

 

 

I'm dying to know what happened in the stanley bookies incident me.

I mean i know they're rock and everything, however there was mags who used to drink in the kings head in stanley during the 80s who'll be knocking on the door of 60 now but I'd still put money on them to beat the living shit out of your average fake stone island wearing sunderland supporter.  :lol:

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:lol:

 

It either didn't happen which is sad as fuck or it somehow did and the new manager is showing signs of desperation already before he's even started. (Probably the former). 

 

 

 

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17 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

:lol:

 

It either didn't happen which is sad as fuck or it somehow did and the new manager is showing signs of desperation already before he's even started. (Probably the former). 

 

 

 

Pair of fiveheads. 

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I see the gormless six fingered tramps are coming up with more shite …can’t fathom out why the term ‘Toon’ is used …apparently John Hall invented it in 92 says one thick cunt, and anyway it’s a City not a town says another windowlicker…I seem to remember it always being called the ‘toon’ since I could first speak, and I’m nee spring chicken, but let’s not let facts get in the way. And anyone who wasn’t born within 3 yards of fuckin Greys Monument isn’t a Geordie marra. They’re a strange breed who crave identity but it will always just be oh that shithole near Newcastle…The Toon! 

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Also, there’s loads of cities where the locals will talk about ‘going into town’ or whatever in reference to the city centre. Just another example of them making something up then getting worked up about it 

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".....and then I just write these fantasies out for an online football message board. It all seems so real at the time. Everyone gets cross and somehow feels validated."

 

 

 

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He doesn't look happy to me.  More likely he's just caught Billy Boy trying to sneak his cans of wolf piss onto the shelves of some local shop and he's hoying them in the bin.

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50 minutes ago, Sonatine said:

 

 

He doesn't look happy to me.  More likely he's just caught Billy Boy trying to sneak his cans of wolf piss onto the shelves of some local shop and he's hoying them in the bin.


Fuck me, is this joker still peddling his shite? :lol:

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Rich Energy is literally worth the £1 he put in as equity.. That case of shit in that lad’s hand is most likely worth more than Storey :lol:

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46 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

Rich Energy is literally worth the £1 he put in as equity.. That case of shit in that lad’s hand is most likely worth more than Storey :lol:

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The prestigious HQ of Rich Energy looks about right…

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9 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

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Someone having absolutely no idea how the sale of an asset is treated. Mainly because they’ve never experienced it.

 

It's not his fault, he's used to his club getting their lift fixed and paying for it in installments. 

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1 minute ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

It's not his fault, he's used to his club getting their lift fixed and paying for it in installments. 


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So @Isegrim, any chance on helping out a mackem in need. I mean, I know we don't always see eye to eye with the fans of massive lads, but we're all from the NE ateod, just like Oz when he famoulsy followed Sunderland during one of their many frequent European games. So, are there any classy establishments like the Blandford in Berlin?

 

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6 minutes ago, Renton said:

So @Isegrim, any chance on helping out a mackem in need. I mean, I know we don't always see eye to eye with the fans of massive lads, but we're all from the NE ateod, just like Oz when he famoulsy followed Sunderland during one of their many frequent European games. So, are there any classy establishments like the Blandford in Berlin?

 

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in their thread on minteh, keith has apparently hoyed a photo of himself up sipping a coffee in barbados or something.

I'm intrigued, does he look like a fucking idiot as well?

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/newcastle-have-accepted-a-33-mill-bid-for-yankuba-minteh.1635928/page-13

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6 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

in their thread on minteh, keith has apparently hoyed a photo of himself up sipping a coffee in barbados or something.

I'm intrigued, does he look like a fucking idiot as well?

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/newcastle-have-accepted-a-33-mill-bid-for-yankuba-minteh.1635928/page-13

 

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That's mag behaviour that.

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14 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

in their thread on minteh, keith has apparently hoyed a photo of himself up sipping a coffee in barbados or something.

I'm intrigued, does he look like a fucking idiot as well?

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/newcastle-have-accepted-a-33-mill-bid-for-yankuba-minteh.1635928/page-13

 

Fake news. I can't see the lobotomy scars on his slap head. 

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