Howmanheyman 33154 Posted June 26 Share Posted June 26 25 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: If she’s not, I’ll guarantee she was a founding member of The Sunderland AFC Heaven Branch. They’re fucking desperate these, mind Ghostly RTG: SEYNT PEYTER. Mag. Seymed a deycent seynt and was fairly welcoming at the geytes but as I was walking in ah saw a mag in front of me wearing a scum top on. Ah had my lads top on only because I was on the long trip up to heaven and wanted to bey comfortable unlike the mag who was just wanting attention by wearing his. An Arsenal fan behind me never said anything but ah knew ey was thinking the same. Saynt Peyter, despite beying honoured by having the metro stayashun near the SoL named after him, was obviously a mag as ey let the gravy stained mag into the exclewsive paradise Tropicana club, (drinks were free) but when ah got to the front he gave me directions to the toilet. 'ah dinna neyd the bog, marra' ah sez to 'im but he said, 'No my childlike mortal, you are to spend one hundred years cleaning it and learning how to use it properly before you can pass into Club tropicana.' ah was going to knock the cheykey cunt into next week but thought he's a man of God so the cunt will probably never realise how lucky he was. It was bad enough on earth but Mag-eaven is even worse! FTM. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9397 Posted June 26 Share Posted June 26 2 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Ghostly RTG: SEYNT PEYTER. Mag. Seymed a deycent seynt and was fairly welcoming at the geytes but as I was walking in ah saw a mag in front of me wearing a scum top on. Ah had my lads top on only because I was on the long trip up to heaven and wanted to bey comfortable unlike the mag who was just wanting attention by wearing his. An Arsenal fan behind me never said anything but ah knew ey was thinking the same. Saynt Peyter, despite beying honoured by having the metro stayashun near the SoL named after him, was obviously a mag as ey let the gravy stained mag into the exclewsive paradise Tropicana club, (drinks were free) but when ah got to the front he gave me directions to the toilet. 'ah dinna neyd the bog, marra' ah sez to 'im but he said, 'No my childlike mortal, you are to spend one hundred years cleaning it and learning how to use it properly before you can pass into Club tropicana.' ah was going to knock the cheykey cunt into next week but thought he's a man of God so the cunt will probably never realise how lucky he was. It was bad enough on earth but Mag-eaven is even worse! FTM. Ah, a good old "mag at heaven" story 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted June 26 Share Posted June 26 52 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: The above isn't made up by myself but from his blog as well. First seize, (and kit out), Bilbao, then take the Germans in a Netflix pincer movement. (You'll notice he claims the Germans loved their series and also liked the Wrexham show but of course they're only interested in the actors who bought the Welsh club and not the history of Wrexham, which by inference means they're fascinated by Sunderland's history instead). If his mother's still alive it really would be quicker and easier to ask her for a comforting cuddle to alleviate the SAFC pain then to get fans of other clubs to metaphorically hug the Mag hurt away. Blog the pain away. Blog the pain away. Blog the pain away. Blog the pain away. Blog the pain away. Blog the pain away. Blog the pain away. Blog the pain away. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3888 Posted June 26 Share Posted June 26 54 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: The above isn't made up by myself but from his blog as well. First seize, (and kit out), Bilbao, then take the Germans in a Netflix pincer movement. (You'll notice he claims the Germans loved their series and also liked the Wrexham show but of course they're only interested in the actors who bought the Welsh club and not the history of Wrexham, which by inference means they're fascinated by Sunderland's history instead). If his mother's still alive it really would be quicker and easier to ask her for a comforting cuddle to alleviate the SAFC pain then to get fans of other clubs to metaphorically hug the Mag hurt away. It’s also easy to check and see it isn’t in the top 20 most popular documentary on Netflix in Germany 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33154 Posted June 26 Share Posted June 26 4 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: It’s also easy to check and see it isn’t in the top 20 most popular documentary on Netflix in Germany I tend to find they magxaggerate a bit. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9200 Posted June 26 Share Posted June 26 the fuckers have got cardiff opening game of the season, the quickest route literally takes them right past my house. in an incredible act of bravery I'm inclined to nonchalantly stand by monmouth roundabout wearing our home top and munching on a steakbake. that'll show the cunts. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted June 26 Share Posted June 26 It's a good idea but they're unlikely to take the quickest route. Mag behaviour. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10855 Posted June 26 Share Posted June 26 4 minutes ago, trophyshy said: It's a good idea but they're unlikely to take the quickest route. Mag behaviour. FTM = Fuck the Motorways 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30576 Posted June 26 Share Posted June 26 3 minutes ago, trophyshy said: It's a good idea but they're unlikely to take the quickest route. Unless it's to League 1. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10855 Posted June 26 Share Posted June 26 Just now, ewerk said: Unless it's to League 1. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9725 Posted June 26 Share Posted June 26 10 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: the fuckers have got cardiff opening game of the season, the quickest route literally takes them right past my house. in an incredible act of bravery I'm inclined to nonchalantly stand by monmouth roundabout wearing our home top and munching on a steakbake. that'll show the cunts. When they give you grief out of their bus windows use this as inspiration. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35073 Posted June 26 Share Posted June 26 2 hours ago, Tdansmith said: I thought you must have photo shopped that but no, it's actually true 😂 It’s the other Bilbao Black Cat 👍🏻 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3259 Posted June 26 Share Posted June 26 Lower league fixtures out today ! Oh no ! mackems at home to Sheff Wed 17th august same day as we play Southampton at home. mags are going to get kicked in all over the place off those well hard MLFs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11262 Posted June 26 Share Posted June 26 1 hour ago, trophyshy said: It's a good idea but they're unlikely to go FTM'dYP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13862 Posted June 26 Share Posted June 26 I hope there’s no bother between Sheffield Wednesday and Southampton fans in Newcastle city centre on the Saturday night 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9200 Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 skylon, probably the hardest man in sunderland, arguably the hardest man in england, but most definitely the hardest man on the internet mocking our 7th place finish... a sunderland supporter would need to be well in to their 80s to have any kind of lucid memory of them finishing higher than that, and well in to their 60s to have any recollection of them last kicking a ball in anger in europe. sometimes its probably best just not to try and take the piss.. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMXXVIII 1293 Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 2 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: skylon, probably the hardest man in sunderland, arguably the hardest man in england, but most definitely the hardest man on the internet mocking our 7th place finish... a sunderland supporter would need to be well in to their 80s to have any kind of lucid memory of them finishing higher than that, and well in to their 60s to have any recollection of them last kicking a ball in anger in europe. sometimes its probably best just not to try and take the piss.. Funny how the Conference League was a pile of shite when we had one foot in it prior to the Cup Final, but suddenly it's got enough draw to lure our best players away. What changed? 4 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9200 Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 (edited) 31 minutes ago, MMXXVIII said: Funny how the Conference League was a pile of shite when we had one foot in it prior to the Cup Final, but suddenly it's got enough draw to lure our best players away. What changed? them spurning the opportunity to play in the intertoto cup in the very early '00s, indeed even taking the piss out of it means that an entire generation of sunderland supporters born post november '73 will live their lives and very probably die without them ever seeing a competitive european match. shame that. Edited June 27 by thebrokendoll 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21597 Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 ☝️ Aye but Europe is mag like behaviour marra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44829 Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35073 Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 Classy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6582 Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 Perfect for Farage. A population full of chin dribblers. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15518 Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 Mustn't be wedding season. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44829 Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 1 minute ago, Meenzer said: Mustn't be wedding season. These'll be all the relatives that don't get the wedding invites. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9725 Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: Hurrey up and tak us through ya plans for chucking out brewn peypal Nige, marra aah anly get 45 minutes for mey bait. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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