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[Dazzler 11524]

1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

Ah well. All good things come to an end, the laughing stops now that the rise of the new invincibles is about to occur and right on our doorstep as well. There'll be a new six-in-a-row soon enough when the new bloke gets his feet under the table. It was good while it lasted. [Sad face emoji here]

 

 

I mean wenger won a league and cup with Monaco and two cups in Japan and was also coveted by Bayern Munich before he went to Arsenal. So when you think about it, it’s exactly the same.

[Alex 36585]

Wenger was ‘unknown’ because English football in general and your average fan in particular were very insular back then. 

[Howmanheyman 36250]

30 minutes ago, Alex said:

Wenger was ‘unknown’ because English football in general and your average fan in particular were very insular back then. 

 

I was at one of his and arsenal's old Tyneside haunts last night at the hotel du vin. Apparently Arsene had evening strolls and was very friendly and jovial with the local population but that was him walking along to the quayside. I'd have loved him to have walked up byker bank and ended up at the butcher's arms or something.

[Dougle 3674]

Wor Jackies

Win Or Lose, We'll Have Some Booze

[Renton 23498]

There's another two threads appeared obssessing about gravy stained mages wearing replica shirts again. Cos they hadn't talked about it enough, clearly. 

This seems like a normal level headed chap, definitely not a violent person. 

 

 

[Sonatine 11885]

11 hours ago, Renton said:

There's another two threads appeared obssessing about gravy stained mages wearing replica shirts again. Cos they hadn't talked about it enough, clearly. 

This seems like a normal level headed chap, definitely not a violent person. 

 

 

[thebrokendoll 10172]

11 hours ago, Renton said:

There's another two threads appeared obssessing about gravy stained mages wearing replica shirts again. Cos they hadn't talked about it enough, clearly. 

This seems like a normal level headed chap, definitely not a violent person. 

 

 

 

I don't believe for one second that there's a sainsbury's in sunderland.

[Monkeys Fist 44894]

38 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

I don't believe for one second that there's a sainsbury's in sunderland.

Better quality shoplifting marra

[Tdansmith 3260]

19 hours ago, Renton said:

There's another two threads appeared obssessing about gravy stained mages wearing replica shirts again. Cos they hadn't talked about it enough, clearly. 

This seems like a normal level headed chap, definitely not a violent person. 

 

 

 

I've read all that thread ( I needed cheering up) 

It has dozens of posts all about giving Mags a kicking or "sorting them out".

Hospitals have a bed shortage, no wonder they must be full of Mags who have had a kicking off these MLFs who are hard as nails...Just about every poster on rtg must be hard as nails. 

 

[Howmanheyman 36250]

 

 

 

Similar vibes to the RTG lads 'reminiscing' about the mag hidings they gave/give out to Walter Softy mags. 

 

 

 

[Renton 23498]

Every thread there ends up with recriminations and accusations that another poster is a mag. Thread about Rhod Gilbert, the OP foolishly admitted he watched him in Newcastle.

 

 

 

[ohhh_yeah 3048]

 

https://medium.com/@bilbaoblackcats/sunderland-til-i-die-the-impact-around-the-world-bd905ba9de3e

 

1. A Catalan man spotted my Sunderland shirt on the underground in London in March 2019 & said he loved STID. It was heartbreaking for him to watch when we were relegated from the championship & lost the league one playoff final.

2  I was in the local post office in the town I live in just outside Bilbao & after seeing the Sunderland AFC logo on my jacket, an employee shouted out “Sunderland ‘Til I Die!”

 

[Howmanheyman 36250]

4 hours ago, ohhh_yeah said:

 

https://medium.com/@bilbaoblackcats/sunderland-til-i-die-the-impact-around-the-world-bd905ba9de3e

 

1. A Catalan man spotted my Sunderland shirt on the underground in London in March 2019 & said he loved STID. It was heartbreaking for him to watch when we were relegated from the championship & lost the league one playoff final.

2  I was in the local post office in the town I live in just outside Bilbao & after seeing the Sunderland AFC logo on my jacket, an employee shouted out “Sunderland ‘Til I Die!”

 

 

And the local post office customers all got up and applauded. 

[Alex 36585]

 

[Alex 36585]

37 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

And the local post office customers all got up and applauded. 

And asked: do you hate the mags anarl? 

[Tdansmith 3260]

1 hour ago, Alex said:

 

I thought you must have photo shopped that but no, it's actually true 😂

[Howmanheyman 36250]

Quote

German Black Cats

 

The Netflix documentary changed the standing of Sunderland AFC as a Team that is always losing & also made the Club known in Germany.

 

Many Germans contacted us & want to come over to the Stadium of Light. Sunderland ‘Til I Die is the Number 1 documentary in Germany — the only documentary which compares is All or Nothing: Manchester City.

 

Wrexham is popular because of the two actors but no one is interested in the history of the club.

 

 

The above isn't made up by myself but from his blog as well. First seize, (and kit out), Bilbao, then take the Germans in a Netflix pincer movement.

 

(You'll notice he claims the Germans loved their series and also liked the Wrexham show but of course they're only interested in the actors who bought the Welsh club and not the history of Wrexham, which by inference means they're fascinated by Sunderland's history instead).

 

If his mother's still alive it really would be quicker and easier to ask her for a comforting cuddle to alleviate the SAFC pain then to get fans of other clubs to metaphorically hug the Mag hurt away. 

[Monkeys Fist 44894]

2 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

If his mother's still alive

If she’s not, I’ll guarantee she was a founding member of The Sunderland AFC Heaven Branch. 
 

 

They’re fucking desperate these, mind 

[Alex 36585]

That international fan day / weekend thing they have where about 30 people turn up proves they are MASSIVE tbh 

[thebrokendoll 10172]

I'm just astonished no mags were windmilled during the entire article.

 

[Howmanheyman 36250]

25 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

If she’s not, I’ll guarantee she was a founding member of The Sunderland AFC Heaven Branch. 
 

 

They’re fucking desperate these, mind 

 

 

 

Ghostly RTG:

 

SEYNT PEYTER.

 

Mag.

 

Seymed a deycent seynt and was fairly welcoming at the geytes but as I was walking in ah saw a mag in front of me wearing a scum top on. Ah had my lads top on only because I was on the long trip up to heaven and wanted to bey comfortable unlike the mag who was just wanting attention by wearing his. An Arsenal fan behind me never said anything but ah knew ey was thinking the same. Saynt Peyter, despite beying honoured by having the metro stayashun near the SoL named after him, was obviously a mag as ey let the gravy stained mag into the exclewsive paradise Tropicana club, (drinks were free) but when ah got to the front he gave me directions to the toilet. 'ah dinna neyd the bog, marra' ah sez to 'im but he said, 'No my childlike mortal, you are to spend one hundred years cleaning it and learning how to use it properly before you can pass into Club tropicana.' ah was going to knock the cheykey cunt into next week but thought he's a man of God so the cunt will probably never realise how lucky he was. It was bad enough on earth but Mag-eaven is even worse! FTM.

[Toonpack 11198]

2 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

 

Ghostly RTG:

 

SEYNT PEYTER.

 

Mag.

 

Seymed a deycent seynt and was fairly welcoming at the geytes but as I was walking in ah saw a mag in front of me wearing a scum top on. Ah had my lads top on only because I was on the long trip up to heaven and wanted to bey comfortable unlike the mag who was just wanting attention by wearing his. An Arsenal fan behind me never said anything but ah knew ey was thinking the same. Saynt Peyter, despite beying honoured by having the metro stayashun near the SoL named after him, was obviously a mag as ey let the gravy stained mag into the exclewsive paradise Tropicana club, (drinks were free) but when ah got to the front he gave me directions to the toilet. 'ah dinna neyd the bog, marra' ah sez to 'im but he said, 'No my childlike mortal, you are to spend one hundred years cleaning it and learning how to use it properly before you can pass into Club tropicana.' ah was going to knock the cheykey cunt into next week but thought he's a man of God so the cunt will probably never realise how lucky he was. It was bad enough on earth but Mag-eaven is even worse! FTM.

 

Ah, a good old "mag at heaven" story

[trophyshy 7277]

52 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

The above isn't made up by myself but from his blog as well. First seize, (and kit out), Bilbao, then take the Germans in a Netflix pincer movement.

 

(You'll notice he claims the Germans loved their series and also liked the Wrexham show but of course they're only interested in the actors who bought the Welsh club and not the history of Wrexham, which by inference means they're fascinated by Sunderland's history instead).

 

If his mother's still alive it really would be quicker and easier to ask her for a comforting cuddle to alleviate the SAFC pain then to get fans of other clubs to metaphorically hug the Mag hurt away. 

 

 

Blog the pain away.

Blog the pain away.

Blog the pain away.

Blog the pain away.

Blog the pain away.

Blog the pain away.

Blog the pain away.

Blog the pain away.

 

 

 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4228]

54 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

The above isn't made up by myself but from his blog as well. First seize, (and kit out), Bilbao, then take the Germans in a Netflix pincer movement.

 

(You'll notice he claims the Germans loved their series and also liked the Wrexham show but of course they're only interested in the actors who bought the Welsh club and not the history of Wrexham, which by inference means they're fascinated by Sunderland's history instead).

 

If his mother's still alive it really would be quicker and easier to ask her for a comforting cuddle to alleviate the SAFC pain then to get fans of other clubs to metaphorically hug the Mag hurt away. 

It’s also easy to check and see it isn’t in the top 20 most popular documentary on Netflix in Germany 

[Howmanheyman 36250]

4 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

It’s also easy to check and see it isn’t in the top 20 most popular documentary on Netflix in Germany 

 

I tend to find they magxaggerate a bit.