Howmanheyman 29051 Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 "It'll be alright, I've heard we're getting some top continental coach from France, probably taught the likes of M'bappe at Blewmfontain. Beyts any nobody from Bournemouth." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 29051 Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 Regis Le Bris.... "Ey'll fit right in, marra! Welcome to 'breaking bad'. FTM." 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2402 Posted June 22 Share Posted June 22 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 29051 Posted June 22 Share Posted June 22 I'm glad they didn't forget the FTM there. [Mops brow] 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 7496 Posted June 22 Share Posted June 22 3 hours ago, Tdansmith said: I'm too scared to have a look on trg at the minute, it's like a messageboard version of the football factory and it's us that's taking all the kickings. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 29051 Posted June 22 Share Posted June 22 2 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: I'm too scared to have a look on trg at the minute, it's like a messageboard version of the football factory and it's us that's taking all the kickings. I got to Roker Park four times. Where was this martial mackem attitude then? 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 2967 Posted June 22 Share Posted June 22 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 7496 Posted June 22 Share Posted June 22 1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said: I got to Roker Park four times. Where was this martial mackem attitude then? at the risk of sounding like those tragic cunts and also I'm sure im probably repeating meself here, it's an absolute fact that during the 80s, arguably the worst decade for football violence this country has ever seen, we literally took the piss out of the mackems. and they know it. walking round the streets of roker on a derby day was like going for a sumday stroll in the local park, we had picnics in the fulwell end and used the clock stand as a stop off point if the roker end turnstiles were too busy. for fuck's sake we even had day trips over there for a laugh when they played an fa cup game against man utd as well as a bit of a party over there to see them off to the third division against gillingham. they offered precisely FUCK ALL at sjp in return, and they know that as well. what they will do though is convince themselves that not one single mag who took the piss lived to tell the tale, we were all, to a man, windmilled in to the black void of oblivion, because they're fucking fantasists. my fighting days are long gone, I actually feel quite proud that newcastle is a welcoming city without 'away supporters only' pubs on a match day. that said, I can't believe for one second that every fit, healthy, testosterone filled 20/30 year old mag is as soft shite, whereas their mackem counterparts are some sort of henry cooper/joe bugner/george foreman/muhammad ali/frank bruno/mike tyson hybrids, like these profoundly stupid cunts like to think they are. I mean.... that would be laughably ludicrous, wouldn't it? 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 37709 Posted June 22 Share Posted June 22 1 hour ago, Dougle said: Pennywell the Clown. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 29051 Posted June 22 Share Posted June 22 25 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: at the risk of sounding like those tragic cunts and also I'm sure im probably repeating meself here, it's an absolute fact that during the 80s, arguably the worst decade for football violence this country has ever seen, we literally took the piss out of the mackems. and they know it. walking round the streets of roker on a derby day was like going for a sumday stroll in the local park, we had picnics in the fulwell end and used the clock stand as a stop off point if the roker end turnstiles were too busy. for fuck's sake we even had day trips over there for a laugh when they played an fa cup game against man utd as well as a bit of a party over there to see them off to the third division against gillingham. they offered precisely FUCK ALL at sjp in return, and they know that as well. what they will do though is convince themselves that not one single mag who took the piss lived to tell the tale, we were all, to a man, windmilled in to the black void of oblivion, because they're fucking fantasists. my fighting days are long gone, I actually feel quite proud that newcastle is a welcoming city without 'away supporters only' pubs on a match day. that said, I can't believe for one second that every fit, healthy, testosterone filled 20/30 year old mag is as soft shite, whereas their mackem counterparts are some sort of henry cooper/joe bugner/george foreman/muhammad ali/frank bruno/mike tyson hybrids, like these profoundly stupid cunts like to think they are. I mean.... that would be laughably ludicrous, wouldn't it? Amen and nails it. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobHopeandNoHope 531 Posted June 22 Share Posted June 22 49 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: at the risk of sounding like those tragic cunts and also I'm sure im probably repeating meself here, it's an absolute fact that during the 80s, arguably the worst decade for football violence this country has ever seen, we literally took the piss out of the mackems. and they know it. walking round the streets of roker on a derby day was like going for a sumday stroll in the local park, we had picnics in the fulwell end and used the clock stand as a stop off point if the roker end turnstiles were too busy. for fuck's sake we even had day trips over there for a laugh when they played an fa cup game against man utd as well as a bit of a party over there to see them off to the third division against gillingham. they offered precisely FUCK ALL at sjp in return, and they know that as well. what they will do though is convince themselves that not one single mag who took the piss lived to tell the tale, we were all, to a man, windmilled in to the black void of oblivion, because they're fucking fantasists. my fighting days are long gone, I actually feel quite proud that newcastle is a welcoming city without 'away supporters only' pubs on a match day. that said, I can't believe for one second that every fit, healthy, testosterone filled 20/30 year old mag is as soft shite, whereas their mackem counterparts are some sort of henry cooper/joe bugner/george foreman/muhammad ali/frank bruno/mike tyson hybrids, like these profoundly stupid cunts like to think they are. I mean.... that would be laughably ludicrous, wouldn't it? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 31950 Posted June 22 Share Posted June 22 4 hours ago, Dougle said: Find the medication 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 2967 Posted June 22 Share Posted June 22 Forward The Motion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobHopeandNoHope 531 Posted June 22 Share Posted June 22 7 hours ago, Dougle said: Finger Tha Mams 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 422 Posted June 22 Share Posted June 22 7 hours ago, Dougle said: Fuck the Marinebirds I know it's marine birds but just go with it. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39724 Posted June 22 Share Posted June 22 10 hours ago, Dougle said: Fucks The Minors. ( but only if they’re related). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMXXVIII 1179 Posted June 22 Share Posted June 22 Free The Marras From English occupancy since Newcastle reclaimed it in the 17th century in Boldon (by where they do dogging). 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 2967 Posted June 23 Share Posted June 23 Fix The Microphone (and the fucking accent) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 29051 Posted June 23 Share Posted June 23 Ah well. All good things come to an end, the laughing stops now that the rise of the new invincibles is about to occur and right on our doorstep as well. There'll be a new six-in-a-row soon enough when the new bloke gets his feet under the table. It was good while it lasted. [Sad face emoji here] 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 6789 Posted June 23 Share Posted June 23 1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said: Ah well. All good things come to an end, the laughing stops now that the rise of the new invincibles is about to occur and right on our doorstep as well. There'll be a new six-in-a-row soon enough when the new bloke gets his feet under the table. It was good while it lasted. [Sad face emoji here] I mean wenger won a league and cup with Monaco and two cups in Japan and was also coveted by Bayern Munich before he went to Arsenal. So when you think about it, it’s exactly the same. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 31950 Posted June 23 Share Posted June 23 Wenger was ‘unknown’ because English football in general and your average fan in particular were very insular back then. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 29051 Posted June 23 Share Posted June 23 30 minutes ago, Alex said: Wenger was ‘unknown’ because English football in general and your average fan in particular were very insular back then. I was at one of his and arsenal's old Tyneside haunts last night at the hotel du vin. Apparently Arsene had evening strolls and was very friendly and jovial with the local population but that was him walking along to the quayside. I'd have loved him to have walked up byker bank and ended up at the butcher's arms or something. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 2967 Posted June 23 Share Posted June 23 Wor Jackies Win Or Lose, We'll Have Some Booze 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18853 Posted June 24 Share Posted June 24 There's another two threads appeared obssessing about gravy stained mages wearing replica shirts again. Cos they hadn't talked about it enough, clearly. This seems like a normal level headed chap, definitely not a violent person. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 10435 Posted June 25 Share Posted June 25 11 hours ago, Renton said: There's another two threads appeared obssessing about gravy stained mages wearing replica shirts again. Cos they hadn't talked about it enough, clearly. This seems like a normal level headed chap, definitely not a violent person. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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