mackem messageboard gold

[Dazzler 11524]

 

They had three match threads up for our friendly vs Spurs down under - their lack of self-awareness is unrivalled

[Ayatollah Hermione 14559]

 Thie manager they’re getting. Can always rely on them to cheer you up 

[Alex 36585]

21 hours ago, The Fish said:

It'll be the best tasting chocolate in the world for a while. Then, when it doesn't taste like chocolate and more like caulking putty, it'll be the worst thing ever. 

Then when it’s gone they’ll feel like they should’ve kept it longer 

[Alex 36585]

1 hour ago, Kid Dynamite said:

He had a good end to the season anyway

 

Sunderland: we’re interested in your manager and would like to discuss a compensation package.

L’Orient: how much do you want? 

[Guest MrRaspberryJam]

Very smart appointment. It's made the rest of the Championship stand up and take note.

[Dazzler 11524]

Just now, MrRaspberryJam said:

Very smart appointment. It's made the rest of the Championship stand up and wipe their arse.

MF'd YP

[Howmanheyman 36250]

"It'll be alright, I've heard we're getting some top continental coach from France, probably taught the likes of M'bappe at Blewmfontain. Beyts any nobody from Bournemouth."

[Howmanheyman 36250]

Regis Le Bris....

 

 

 

 

 

"Ey'll fit right in, marra! Welcome to 'breaking bad'. FTM."

[Tdansmith 3260]

[Howmanheyman 36250]

I'm glad they didn't forget the FTM there. [Mops brow]

[thebrokendoll 10172]

3 hours ago, Tdansmith said:

 

I'm too scared to have a look on trg at the minute, it's like a messageboard version of the football factory and it's us that's taking all the kickings. 

[Howmanheyman 36250]

2 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

I'm too scared to have a look on trg at the minute, it's like a messageboard version of the football factory and it's us that's taking all the kickings. 

 

I got to Roker Park four times. Where was this martial mackem attitude then?

[Dougle 3674]

[thebrokendoll 10172]

1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

I got to Roker Park four times. Where was this martial mackem attitude then?

 

at the risk of sounding like those tragic cunts and also I'm sure im probably repeating meself here, it's an absolute fact that during the 80s, arguably the worst decade for football violence this country has ever seen, we literally took the piss out of the mackems. and they know it.

walking round the streets of roker on a derby day was like going for a sumday stroll in the local park, we had picnics in the fulwell end and used the clock stand as a stop off point if the roker end turnstiles were too busy.

for fuck's sake we even had day trips over there for a laugh when they played an fa cup game against man utd as well as a bit of a party over there to see them off to the third division against gillingham.

they offered precisely FUCK ALL at sjp in return, and they know that as well.

what they will do though is convince themselves that not one single mag who took the piss lived to tell the tale, we were all, to a man, windmilled in to the black void of oblivion, because they're fucking fantasists.

my fighting days are long gone, I actually feel quite proud that newcastle is a welcoming city without 'away supporters only' pubs on a match day.

that said, I can't believe for one second that every fit, healthy, testosterone filled 20/30 year old mag is as soft shite, whereas their mackem counterparts are some sort of henry cooper/joe bugner/george foreman/muhammad ali/frank bruno/mike tyson hybrids, like these profoundly stupid cunts like to think they are.

I mean....

that would be laughably ludicrous, wouldn't it?

 

[Gemmill 49415]

1 hour ago, Dougle said:

 

Pennywell the Clown. 

[Howmanheyman 36250]

25 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

at the risk of sounding like those tragic cunts and also I'm sure im probably repeating meself here, it's an absolute fact that during the 80s, arguably the worst decade for football violence this country has ever seen, we literally took the piss out of the mackems. and they know it.

walking round the streets of roker on a derby day was like going for a sumday stroll in the local park, we had picnics in the fulwell end and used the clock stand as a stop off point if the roker end turnstiles were too busy.

for fuck's sake we even had day trips over there for a laugh when they played an fa cup game against man utd as well as a bit of a party over there to see them off to the third division against gillingham.

they offered precisely FUCK ALL at sjp in return, and they know that as well.

what they will do though is convince themselves that not one single mag who took the piss lived to tell the tale, we were all, to a man, windmilled in to the black void of oblivion, because they're fucking fantasists.

my fighting days are long gone, I actually feel quite proud that newcastle is a welcoming city without 'away supporters only' pubs on a match day.

that said, I can't believe for one second that every fit, healthy, testosterone filled 20/30 year old mag is as soft shite, whereas their mackem counterparts are some sort of henry cooper/joe bugner/george foreman/muhammad ali/frank bruno/mike tyson hybrids, like these profoundly stupid cunts like to think they are.

I mean....

that would be laughably ludicrous, wouldn't it?

 

 

 

Amen and nails it. 

[BobHopeandNoHope 680]

49 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

at the risk of sounding like those tragic cunts and also I'm sure im probably repeating meself here, it's an absolute fact that during the 80s, arguably the worst decade for football violence this country has ever seen, we literally took the piss out of the mackems. and they know it.

walking round the streets of roker on a derby day was like going for a sumday stroll in the local park, we had picnics in the fulwell end and used the clock stand as a stop off point if the roker end turnstiles were too busy.

for fuck's sake we even had day trips over there for a laugh when they played an fa cup game against man utd as well as a bit of a party over there to see them off to the third division against gillingham.

they offered precisely FUCK ALL at sjp in return, and they know that as well.

what they will do though is convince themselves that not one single mag who took the piss lived to tell the tale, we were all, to a man, windmilled in to the black void of oblivion, because they're fucking fantasists.

my fighting days are long gone, I actually feel quite proud that newcastle is a welcoming city without 'away supporters only' pubs on a match day.

that said, I can't believe for one second that every fit, healthy, testosterone filled 20/30 year old mag is as soft shite, whereas their mackem counterparts are some sort of henry cooper/joe bugner/george foreman/muhammad ali/frank bruno/mike tyson hybrids, like these profoundly stupid cunts like to think they are.

I mean....

that would be laughably ludicrous, wouldn't it?

 

[Alex 36585]

 

4 hours ago, Dougle said:

Find the medication

[Dougle 3674]

Forward The Motion

[BobHopeandNoHope 680]

7 hours ago, Dougle said:

Finger Tha Mams

[The Mighty Hog 562]

7 hours ago, Dougle said:

 

Fuck the Marinebirds

 

I know it's marine birds but just go with it.

[Monkeys Fist 44901]

10 hours ago, Dougle said:

Fucks The Minors. 
 

 

( but only if they’re related). 

[MMXXVIII 1295]

Free The Marras

 

From English occupancy since Newcastle reclaimed it in the 17th century in Boldon (by where they do dogging).

[Dougle 3674]

 

 

Fix The Microphone

 

(and the fucking accent)

[Howmanheyman 36250]

Ah well. All good things come to an end, the laughing stops now that the rise of the new invincibles is about to occur and right on our doorstep as well. There'll be a new six-in-a-row soon enough when the new bloke gets his feet under the table. It was good while it lasted. [Sad face emoji here]