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2 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

But that sound you can hear is one big motherfucking penny dropping).

Also, coincidentally, their transfer kitty. 

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56 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Also, coincidentally, their transfer kitty. 

They don't have that much man, don't give the poor fuckers hope.

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Just now, Dazzler said:

They don't have that much man, don't give the poor fuckers hope.

You just wait until they sell their best players! all that dough they could buy 2, maybe 3 top class chocolate bars. I'm not talking about the cheap shit either. I'm talking Lindt, Tony's or Montezuma!

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3 minutes ago, The Fish said:

You just wait until they sell their best players! all that dough they could buy 2, maybe 3 top class chocolate bars. I'm not talking about the cheap shit either. I'm talking Lindt, Tony's or Montezuma!

They'll still end up with a no frills kit kat from Kwik Save that went out of date when Kwik Save went bust 30 years ago.

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3 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

They'll still end up with a no frills kit kat from Kwik Save that went out of date when Kwik Save went bust 30 years ago.

It'll be the best tasting chocolate in the world for a while. Then, when it doesn't taste like chocolate and more like caulking putty, it'll be the worst thing ever. 

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10 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

They'll still end up with a no frills kit kat from Kwik Save that went out of date when Kwik Save went bust 30 years ago.

Tbf, that was about the last set of kits that had decent cheese pockets. 

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2 minutes ago, Sonatine said:

 

By lawyers he means some of the kitchen staff that take pity on the homeless and give them some of the leftover scran.

The grift just doesn't stop.

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23 minutes ago, Sonatine said:

 

By lawyers he means some of the kitchen staff that take pity on the homeless and give them some of the leftover scran.

 

It's back on!! Gerrin!!

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5 hours ago, Sonatine said:

 

By lawyers he means some of the kitchen staff that take pity on the homeless and give them some of the leftover scran.

 

I mean, I know we all know he's full of shit, but Lincoln's Inn is an Inn of court which is for barristers. So the only reason he would be meeting a lawyer there would be for his criminal defence. Which I guess is possible come to think of it. 

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So were they just working down the French league managers and stopped when they got to one that was brain dead? :lol:

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7 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Regis Le Bris, he's called. Hard to think of a name that would sound worse with a mackem accent. 

Reygis Luh Breeyuz? 
 

Been an MLF since boyhood, marra. 
 

( On the wiki page for his hometown, pop. 8,500+- , there’s 4 “personalities” listed.…

… have a guess who isn’t :lol:). 

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Just now, Kid Dynamite said:

His managerial record in full :lol: And they want us to believe this bloke was on the original shortlist!

 

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I don't understand your point? He's tailor made for them! 

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5 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

His managerial record in full :lol: And they want us to believe this bloke was on the original shortlist!

 

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He would have been on their shortlist because he was cheap. No way have they parted with more than £1.50 in compo for him.

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They had three match threads up for our friendly vs Spurs down under - their lack of self-awareness is unrivalled :lol:

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21 hours ago, The Fish said:

It'll be the best tasting chocolate in the world for a while. Then, when it doesn't taste like chocolate and more like caulking putty, it'll be the worst thing ever. 

Then when it’s gone they’ll feel like they should’ve kept it longer 

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1 hour ago, Kid Dynamite said:

He had a good end to the season anyway :lol:

 

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Sunderland: we’re interested in your manager and would like to discuss a compensation package.

L’Orient: how much do you want? 

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Just now, MrRaspberryJam said:

Very smart appointment. It's made the rest of the Championship stand up and wipe their arse.

MF'd YP

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