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7 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Regis Le Bris, he's called. Hard to think of a name that would sound worse with a mackem accent. 

Reygis Luh Breeyuz? 
 

Been an MLF since boyhood, marra. 
 

( On the wiki page for his hometown, pop. 8,500+- , there’s 4 “personalities” listed.…

… have a guess who isn’t :lol:). 

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Just now, Kid Dynamite said:

His managerial record in full :lol: And they want us to believe this bloke was on the original shortlist!

 

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I don't understand your point? He's tailor made for them! 

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5 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

His managerial record in full :lol: And they want us to believe this bloke was on the original shortlist!

 

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He would have been on their shortlist because he was cheap. No way have they parted with more than £1.50 in compo for him.

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They had three match threads up for our friendly vs Spurs down under - their lack of self-awareness is unrivalled :lol:

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21 hours ago, The Fish said:

It'll be the best tasting chocolate in the world for a while. Then, when it doesn't taste like chocolate and more like caulking putty, it'll be the worst thing ever. 

Then when it’s gone they’ll feel like they should’ve kept it longer 

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1 hour ago, Kid Dynamite said:

He had a good end to the season anyway :lol:

 

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Sunderland: we’re interested in your manager and would like to discuss a compensation package.

L’Orient: how much do you want? 

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Very smart appointment. It's made the rest of the Championship stand up and take note.

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Just now, MrRaspberryJam said:

Very smart appointment. It's made the rest of the Championship stand up and wipe their arse.

MF'd YP

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"It'll be alright, I've heard we're getting some top continental coach from France, probably taught the likes of M'bappe at Blewmfontain. Beyts any nobody from Bournemouth."

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3 hours ago, Tdansmith said:

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I'm too scared to have a look on trg at the minute, it's like a messageboard version of the football factory and it's us that's taking all the kickings.  :(

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2 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

I'm too scared to have a look on trg at the minute, it's like a messageboard version of the football factory and it's us that's taking all the kickings.  :(

 

I got to Roker Park four times. Where was this martial mackem attitude then? :lol:

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1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

I got to Roker Park four times. Where was this martial mackem attitude then? :lol:

 

at the risk of sounding like those tragic cunts and also I'm sure im probably repeating meself here, it's an absolute fact that during the 80s, arguably the worst decade for football violence this country has ever seen, we literally took the piss out of the mackems. and they know it.

walking round the streets of roker on a derby day was like going for a sumday stroll in the local park, we had picnics in the fulwell end and used the clock stand as a stop off point if the roker end turnstiles were too busy.

for fuck's sake we even had day trips over there for a laugh when they played an fa cup game against man utd as well as a bit of a party over there to see them off to the third division against gillingham.

they offered precisely FUCK ALL at sjp in return, and they know that as well.

what they will do though is convince themselves that not one single mag who took the piss lived to tell the tale, we were all, to a man, windmilled in to the black void of oblivion, because they're fucking fantasists.

my fighting days are long gone, I actually feel quite proud that newcastle is a welcoming city without 'away supporters only' pubs on a match day.

that said, I can't believe for one second that every fit, healthy, testosterone filled 20/30 year old mag is as soft shite, whereas their mackem counterparts are some sort of henry cooper/joe bugner/george foreman/muhammad ali/frank bruno/mike tyson hybrids, like these profoundly stupid cunts like to think they are.

I mean....

that would be laughably ludicrous, wouldn't it?

 

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25 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

at the risk of sounding like those tragic cunts and also I'm sure im probably repeating meself here, it's an absolute fact that during the 80s, arguably the worst decade for football violence this country has ever seen, we literally took the piss out of the mackems. and they know it.

walking round the streets of roker on a derby day was like going for a sumday stroll in the local park, we had picnics in the fulwell end and used the clock stand as a stop off point if the roker end turnstiles were too busy.

for fuck's sake we even had day trips over there for a laugh when they played an fa cup game against man utd as well as a bit of a party over there to see them off to the third division against gillingham.

they offered precisely FUCK ALL at sjp in return, and they know that as well.

what they will do though is convince themselves that not one single mag who took the piss lived to tell the tale, we were all, to a man, windmilled in to the black void of oblivion, because they're fucking fantasists.

my fighting days are long gone, I actually feel quite proud that newcastle is a welcoming city without 'away supporters only' pubs on a match day.

that said, I can't believe for one second that every fit, healthy, testosterone filled 20/30 year old mag is as soft shite, whereas their mackem counterparts are some sort of henry cooper/joe bugner/george foreman/muhammad ali/frank bruno/mike tyson hybrids, like these profoundly stupid cunts like to think they are.

I mean....

that would be laughably ludicrous, wouldn't it?

 

 

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Amen and nails it. 

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49 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

at the risk of sounding like those tragic cunts and also I'm sure im probably repeating meself here, it's an absolute fact that during the 80s, arguably the worst decade for football violence this country has ever seen, we literally took the piss out of the mackems. and they know it.

walking round the streets of roker on a derby day was like going for a sumday stroll in the local park, we had picnics in the fulwell end and used the clock stand as a stop off point if the roker end turnstiles were too busy.

for fuck's sake we even had day trips over there for a laugh when they played an fa cup game against man utd as well as a bit of a party over there to see them off to the third division against gillingham.

they offered precisely FUCK ALL at sjp in return, and they know that as well.

what they will do though is convince themselves that not one single mag who took the piss lived to tell the tale, we were all, to a man, windmilled in to the black void of oblivion, because they're fucking fantasists.

my fighting days are long gone, I actually feel quite proud that newcastle is a welcoming city without 'away supporters only' pubs on a match day.

that said, I can't believe for one second that every fit, healthy, testosterone filled 20/30 year old mag is as soft shite, whereas their mackem counterparts are some sort of henry cooper/joe bugner/george foreman/muhammad ali/frank bruno/mike tyson hybrids, like these profoundly stupid cunts like to think they are.

I mean....

that would be laughably ludicrous, wouldn't it?

 

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