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9 hours ago, MMXXVIII said:

I worked at Butlins in Bognor Regis late 90s.

 

I had a girl friend who worked there over that period. Did you sleep with her? Apparently everybody else did. 

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1 hour ago, Renton said:

 

I had a girl friend who worked there over that period. Did you sleep with her? Apparently everybody else did. 

 

Possibly - does she have a thing for men running a bath then holding her head under it?

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1 hour ago, Renton said:

That thread on the SMB btw. :lol: An absolute gold mine of mackem fantasists.

 

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Ooh, you're hard.

 

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Fucking hell man. Channelled his inner Steven Seagull.

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11 hours ago, MMXXVIII said:

I worked at Butlins in Bognor Regis late 90s. Got roomed with a mackem, I assume recruitment looked at our proximity and thought we'd get on.

 

His crack was he'd been in the marines and failed the piss test so got hoyed out, saw the advert in The Daily Mirror and thought why not.

 

Couple of nights in it's kicked off in the staff quarters and some southern lads are going round braying doors threatening every cunt. So I said to him right grab something, I lifted off the hanging rail inside the wardrobe waiting for our door to come through and he was trying to get out of a window that had restrictors on it. Unfortunately the site security arrived and I never got to see him suck his thumb.

 

The end.

 

2 hours ago, Renton said:

 

I had a girl friend who worked there over that period. Did you sleep with her? Apparently everybody else did. 

 

She was last seen getting rattled by Arthur. Arthur B Regis.

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2 hours ago, Toonpack said:

 

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I hope the chapter on the Wolves badge just says "It's because they're called Wolves"

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1 minute ago, Meenzer said:

 

I hope the chapter on the Wolves badge just says "It's because they're called Wolves"

And in the big empty space it just says I drew a wolf with a crudely drawn dog in it.

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David Moyes is on today's Rest In Football - it's a really good listen, he's got some good stories. Anyway, he's talking through his managerial career, Everton, Man United, then off to Spain. 

 

Shearer interrupts him with "Anyway. All good things must come to an end. When did you decide to go to the unwashed?" 

 

:lol:

 

There'll be hell on on RTG, I'm sure. 

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:lol:

I wonder if he's talking about the Victorian late 19th century when he talks about 'one of the most prestigious jobs in English football '? 

 

(But that sound you can hear is one big motherfucking penny dropping).

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2 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

But that sound you can hear is one big motherfucking penny dropping).

Also, coincidentally, their transfer kitty. 

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56 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Also, coincidentally, their transfer kitty. 

They don't have that much man, don't give the poor fuckers hope.

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Just now, Dazzler said:

They don't have that much man, don't give the poor fuckers hope.

You just wait until they sell their best players! all that dough they could buy 2, maybe 3 top class chocolate bars. I'm not talking about the cheap shit either. I'm talking Lindt, Tony's or Montezuma!

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3 minutes ago, The Fish said:

You just wait until they sell their best players! all that dough they could buy 2, maybe 3 top class chocolate bars. I'm not talking about the cheap shit either. I'm talking Lindt, Tony's or Montezuma!

They'll still end up with a no frills kit kat from Kwik Save that went out of date when Kwik Save went bust 30 years ago.

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3 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

They'll still end up with a no frills kit kat from Kwik Save that went out of date when Kwik Save went bust 30 years ago.

It'll be the best tasting chocolate in the world for a while. Then, when it doesn't taste like chocolate and more like caulking putty, it'll be the worst thing ever. 

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10 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

They'll still end up with a no frills kit kat from Kwik Save that went out of date when Kwik Save went bust 30 years ago.

Tbf, that was about the last set of kits that had decent cheese pockets. 

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2 minutes ago, Sonatine said:

 

By lawyers he means some of the kitchen staff that take pity on the homeless and give them some of the leftover scran.

The grift just doesn't stop.

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23 minutes ago, Sonatine said:

 

By lawyers he means some of the kitchen staff that take pity on the homeless and give them some of the leftover scran.

 

It's back on!! Gerrin!!

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5 hours ago, Sonatine said:

 

By lawyers he means some of the kitchen staff that take pity on the homeless and give them some of the leftover scran.

 

I mean, I know we all know he's full of shit, but Lincoln's Inn is an Inn of court which is for barristers. So the only reason he would be meeting a lawyer there would be for his criminal defence. Which I guess is possible come to think of it. 

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So were they just working down the French league managers and stopped when they got to one that was brain dead? :lol:

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