Monkeys Fist 42387 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 17 minutes ago, RobinRobin said: Not sure I'd want to use those toilets but probably okay for some. The bogs are actually just the fence that the sign’s on. Marras on one side, sisterwives on t’other. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10855 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 4 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: But… don’t they claim Washington as their territory? I suppose when everything, everywhere, all at once, sends you in to paroxysms of impotent rage, it’s hard to keep track 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42387 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 3 minutes ago, The Fish said: Of the veritable gallimaufry of descriptors for the mackem condition, this one seemed most apt. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10855 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 1 hour ago, Alex said: The mass hysteria / group psychosis experiment that is RTG You know every year we get two or three university students coming on here surveying our takes on supporting Newcastle? If a Psychology student wants to make a name for themselves, they should study the behaviours seen on RTG. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9723 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 5 minutes ago, The Fish said: You know every year we get two or three university students coming on here surveying our takes on supporting Newcastle? If a Psychology student wants to make a name for themselves, they should study the behaviours seen on RTG. Half an hour after making the post on RTG: 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42387 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 24 minutes ago, Dazzler said: Half an hour after making the post on RTG: “ Eeya, Marra’s, this wrong ‘un says he speshileye… shpecilisis… … ‘ees fayvrit subject is Paediatric Psychology! ‘E’s after young Mick n Mickayla, and the babbys! “ 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9188 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 they're mulling over whether or not fabregas would be interested on managing them. currently working at como 1907 who've just been promoted to serie A. poor spanish fucker would have sleepless nights mulling that one over. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21589 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 (edited) 5 hours ago, thebrokendoll said: this is their fan park last night apparently. official attendance..... 47,087 That's Keel square, the cultural epicentre of Sunderland which they are incredibly proud of. Somehow they have managed to make it look like a brutalist shit hole to me, to blend in with the rest of the city. Quite an achievement considering most cities abandoned brutalism in the 1960s. Edit: apparently its somwhere called "Keel Edge". I stand corrected. Edited June 17 by Renton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33141 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 Fabregas. Look at the calibre of managers they've had the last few years some of whom they couldn't even keep without them fucking off to clubs like Stoke. Yet they persist in mentioning names like Fabregas, Potter, Lampard etc. honestly, some of them are borderline insane. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9723 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 Just now, Howmanheyman said: Fabregas. Look at the calibre of managers they've had the last few years some of whom they couldn't even keep without them fucking off to clubs like Stoke. Yet they persist in mentioning names like Fabregas, Potter, Lampard etc. honestly, some of them are borderline insane. "Wey dinnit want an ex-pee-ree-enced manager like Mowbray, marra. Give uz the Como assistant manager instead because he's sexey, and is from the same country as Bilbao." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10855 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 31 minutes ago, Dazzler said: "Wey dinnit want an ex-pee-ree-enced manager like Mowbray, marra. Give uz the Como assistant manager instead because he's sexey, and is from the same country as Bilbao." Mag-Like behaviour. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35063 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 47 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Fabregas. Look at the calibre of managers they've had the last few years some of whom they couldn't even keep without them fucking off to clubs like Stoke. Yet they persist in mentioning names like Fabregas, Potter, Lampard etc. honestly, some of them are borderline insane. It’s mental, man. It’s like they just conveniently forget that the owners haven’t spent a penny on recruitment 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10855 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 4 minutes ago, Alex said: It’s mental, man. It’s like they just conveniently forget that the owners haven’t spent a penny on recruitment It's the same dissonance that has them believe each of their young players will go for £30m+, or that they 'belong' in the Premier League. The biggest myth of all, that they've got great support. They have big attendance for their situation, but it's a stretch to same the Stadium of Light home crowd are particularly supportive. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33141 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 1 hour ago, Alex said: It’s mental, man. It’s like they just conveniently forget that the owners haven’t spent a penny on recruitment RTG Max Allegri Beyn brilliant for Juventus but at the end lewked a bit fed up and lewks like he needs a new challenge. Could he be up to a project of getting the lads back up? No pressure from the fans, pewa love from the fans and a chance to bey happy again? #imagine? 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33141 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 More Mag hidings. 😔 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4378 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 The version of that I heard was that the mackems whined on to other firms and managed to get a few on board for a "mag hunt" and the only lot who backed Newcastle were indeed Shrewsbury who didn't have numbers but were "game". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobHopeandNoHope 592 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 I mean, correct me if I’m wrong, but going to derbies since the late 70’s home and away, I can’t once remember these hard as fuck Mlfs, coming to the Toon mob handed, aye there’s been confrontations but only cos our lot tried to disrupt their escort. I don’t know of once where the tramps have tried to get in a pub or pile over on the metro and cause havoc, and yet if all of us ‘mags’ were all soft as shit, you’d think it would be a regular occurrence. At least it’s believable with West Ham, Boro, Chelsea (they are slimy sneaky fuckers though) ….We all know what the mackems are, and they confirm it every hour of the day. Sad cunts. But great comic value. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35063 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 It’s incredible how whenever anything like this happens that someone on RTG has a mate who witnessed it first hand. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33141 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 (edited) I'm going to start a self help group called MHA, (Mag Hidings Anonymous), for all the poor Mags who've taken numerous hidings from MLFs after we committed numberless faux pas usually witnessed by neutral football fans who silently approved of the tough, hard justice meted out by the Pale Riders of the Durham Plains, the Massive fans of Lads. Anyone is free to join, just start off by introducing yourself to the group by saying, 'Hi guys, my name is [insert name here] and I've took one hell of a hiding from an MLF after setting my lip up' and the group will welcome you with open arms and see if we can all learn humility from the greatest set of fans in the world, Sunderland AFC. Edited June 17 by Howmanheyman 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9188 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said: I'm going to start a self help group called MHA, (Mag Hidings Anonymous), for all the poor Mags who've taken numerous hidings from MLFs after we committed numberless faux pas usually witnessed by neutral football fans who silently approved of the tough, hard justice meted out by the Pale Riders of the Durham Plains, the Massive fans of Lads. Anyone is free to join, just start off by introducing yourself to the group by saying, 'Hi guys, my name is [insert name here] and I've took one hell of a hiding from an MLF after setting my lip up' and the group will welcome you with open arms and see if we can all learn humility from the greatest set of fans in the world, Sunderland AFC. I must be one of the most fortunate mags to ever draw breath me. I've ventured to not only roker park but also their new hovel on numerous occasions as well as a shit load of derbies at our place. I'm not a huge england supporter but I went to the rous cup game at hampden in '85 to see chris waddle play and also ventured over to france in '98 for the world cup. I've walked the streets of the spanish costas as well as numerous greek islands, not only that but I've also took me life in to me hands by flying from ponteland airport where the mackems prowl the departure lounges like red and white gurkhas. despite living life on an absolute knife edge, some might say even recklessly, I've never once been levelled by a mackem. it's nothing short of miraculous.teally. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33141 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 34 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: I must be one of the most fortunate mags to ever draw breath me. I've ventured to not only roker park but also their new hovel on numerous occasions as well as a shit load of derbies at our place. I'm not a huge england supporter but I went to the rous cup game at hampden in '85 to see chris waddle play and also ventured over to france in '98 for the world cup. I've walked the streets of the spanish costas as well as numerous greek islands, not only that but I've also took me life in to me hands by flying from ponteland airport where the mackems prowl the departure lounges like red and white gurkhas. despite living life on an absolute knife edge, some might say even recklessly, I've never once been levelled by a mackem. it's nothing short of miraculous.teally. I once had a look from a mackem behind a police escort, it wasn't a hiding but I still get goosebumps thinking of my close encounter with death. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMXXVIII 1293 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 I worked at Butlins in Bognor Regis late 90s. Got roomed with a mackem, I assume recruitment looked at our proximity and thought we'd get on. His crack was he'd been in the marines and failed the piss test so got hoyed out, saw the advert in The Daily Mirror and thought why not. Couple of nights in it's kicked off in the staff quarters and some southern lads are going round braying doors threatening every cunt. So I said to him right grab something, I lifted off the hanging rail inside the wardrobe waiting for our door to come through and he was trying to get out of a window that had restrictors on it. Unfortunately the site security arrived and I never got to see him suck his thumb. The end. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11260 Posted June 18 Share Posted June 18 7 hours ago, Alex said: It’s incredible how whenever anything like this happens that someone on RTG has a mate who witnessed it first hand. But never witnessed it (or took part) themselves 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9188 Posted June 18 Share Posted June 18 15 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: More Mag hidings. 😔 seen it referenced a few times over on rtg now that the seagull shagger was a mag and was quite curious as to what bizarre and twisted logic had managed to convince them this ludicrous myth that a bloke from roker avenue in deepest sunderland was a newcastle supporter? anyway, here's the fake fb page that no longer exists, aye, very convincing you stupid mackem cunts... taken from his court appearance... A psychiatric report found he suffered from an unstable personality disorder and was detached from reality He is also a pathological liar whose lies served no purpose the court heard. so, not only is david lee most definitely a mackem, from the above it would appear to be guaranteed he also posts on on rtg. 2 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9723 Posted June 18 Share Posted June 18 30 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: seen it referenced a few times over on rtg now that the seagull shagger was a mag and was quite curious as to what bizarre and twisted logic had managed to convince them this ludicrous myth that a bloke from roker avenue in deepest sunderland was a newcastle supporter? anyway, here's the fake fb page that no longer exists, aye, very convincing you stupid mackem cunts... taken from his court appearance... A psychiatric report found he suffered from an unstable personality disorder and was detached from reality He is also a pathological liar whose lies served no purpose the court heard. so, not only is david lee most definitely a mackem, from the above it would appear to be guaranteed he also posts on on rtg. Pervert who carried out 'bizarre' sex act on baby herring gull in Sunderland is jailed - Chronicle Live I think it's based on this article, where it says "he's not originally from Sunderland". In no way shape or form does it say where he was from originally or what his footballing preferences were, because as you'd expect they are more focused on the fact he bucked a baby seagull - in Sunderland It would be fair to suggest that the only way someone from outside of sun'lin would move there is because of football though. No other reason to live in that dump beyond that or going to uni there. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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